Militant Vegans - MEAT IS MURDER, YOU BLOODMOUTHS

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Wizzrobe said:
I wonder how a vegan would react if you politely told him/her that plants are living beings as much as animals are and that they are actively murdering the plant population every time they eat anything that came from plants? ;)
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I bet he'd go to an internet forum full of vegans and find a thread for laughing at non-vegans and then make a hypothetical argument with an imaginary meateater there.
 
Wizzrobe said:
I wonder how a vegan would react if you politely told him/her that plants are living beings as much as animals are and that they are actively murdering the plant population every time they eat anything that came from plants? ;)
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Maybe these vegans should start thanking "capitalism" for giving them the luxury of choice on whether they will be vegans in the first place.

Also what kind of moron - aside from these types of braindead militant vegans - would not be fine with getting called a "speciesist"? It simply means that someone values human life more than animal life, something which any human who isn't crazy does. These guys seem to believe that if you slap "-ist" at the end of the word it's going to trick people into linking it with "sexist" or "racist."

Also "carnist"
 
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On the flip side of the same crazy coin I remember a reddit poster child I used to live with. Couldn't stand him within 10-15 minutes of talking to him during like the second night of living in dorms. Our dorms overlooked a pasture on one side and every day the cows would go out and graze and generally chill out. I found it really nice and cute to watch them. When Sir Smarmy Ginger complained about the pasture I shrugged and said "well I dunno I think it's pretty nice" and cited the reasons above. He gurgled and freaked out "UGH ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE VEEEGUNS" as if the only logical conclusion to finding an animal that's typically eaten cute is that the person is a veg head.

I mean this is also the same dip who unironically said shit like "PC Master Race" when he saw I had a Mac, yet was too stupid to 1. build his own computer and 2. not murder his £1000+ ""rig"" - he's not really up there in the brains category.

Anywho I'll find and share some spergy vegan shit - one of my friends reblogs stuff like that fairly often.
 
I read a recent study about how people who have meat-based diets actually live longer than ones that live of plant-based ones (on average, of course). Vegans, however, had the lowest average life span, due to protein deprivation which can lead to cardiac arrhythmia. Even people who ate nothing but meat lived a few years longer than vegans.

I suppose what I'm saying is: Militant Vegans are like mayflies. They exist to swarm, fornicate, and die off after a ridiculously short period of time.

Enjoy them while you can, folks.
 
Andy27 said:
Maybe vegans should start thanking "capitalism" for giving them the luxury of choice whether they will be vegans in the first place.

Also what kind of moron - aside from braindead vegans - would not be fine with getting called a "speciesist"? It simply means that someone values human lives more than animal lives, something which any human who isn't crazy does. These guys seem to believe that if you slap "-ist" at the end of the word it's going to trick people into linking it with "sexist" or "racist."
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In college President Bush came to help campaign for US Representative; it was a big deal because he was actually still president at the time. Of course, there were a lot of protesters on campus, centered around the central rotunda. I decided it would be funny to protest against the protesters, so I made a sign that said "Save the dolphins, eat a Democrat!" and started marching around the rotunda by myself carrying the sign. Some guy came up to me and tried to give me a hard time and I started spouting bullshit about equal representation, fair and balanced, whatever wouldn't get me punched. A reporter noticed what was going on and started to interview both of us (I got mentioned in the local paper, school paper, and school magazine with a picture as the "Lone Counter-Protester!).

I explained my sign referenced the protests in the early 90s about dolphins who were getting trapped in fishing nets. The guy started talking about how that was ridiculous, dolphins shouldn't be eaten and neither should Democrats just because I didn't like them. The reporter asked him if he though dolphin lives were more important than humans, and he said, "Well some of them probably, yeah."

The reporter asked him "How many Republicans would you eat to save a single dolphin?"

The guy mumbled, "Maybe like 5 or 6" and walked off.
 
Wolfenmaus said:
I read a recent study about how people who have meat-based diets actually live longer than ones that live of plant-based ones (on average, of course). Vegans, however, had the lowest average life span, due to protein deprivation which can lead to cardiac arrhythmia. Even people who ate nothing but meat lived a few years longer than vegans.

I suppose what I'm saying is: Militant Vegans are like mayflies. They exist to swarm, fornicate, and die off after a ridiculously short period of time.

Enjoy them while you can, folks.
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I thought a well balanced diet of avocados, meat and seaweed can keep you old and look young.
anyways Vegans can't be mayflies since vegans usually don't produce offspring.
 
tomgirl4life said:
I explained my sign referenced the protests in the early 90s about dolphins who were getting trapped in fishing nets. The guy started talking about how that was ridiculous, dolphins shouldn't be eaten and neither should Democrats just because I didn't like them. The reporter asked him if he though dolphin lives were more important than humans, and he said, "Well some of them probably, yeah."

The reporter asked him "How many Republicans would you eat to save a single dolphin?"

The guy mumbled, "Maybe like 5 or 6" and walked off.
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That reporter sounds like an awesome guy lol. Wish I could have seen this scene live.
 
BirdSim said:
On the flip side of the same crazy coin I remember a reddit poster child I used to live with. Couldn't stand him within 10-15 minutes of talking to him during like the second night of living in dorms. Our dorms overlooked a pasture on one side and every day the cows would go out and graze and generally chill out. I found it really nice and cute to watch them. When Sir Smarmy Ginger complained about the pasture I shrugged and said "well I dunno I think it's pretty nice" and cited the reasons above. He gurgled and freaked out "UGH ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE VEEEGUNS" as if the only logical conclusion to finding an animal that's typically eaten cute is that the person is a veg head.

I mean this is also the same dip who unironically said shit like "PC Master Race" when he saw I had a Mac, yet was too stupid to 1. build his own computer and 2. not murder his £1000+ ""rig"" - he's not really up there in the brains category.

Anywho I'll find and share some spergy vegan shit - one of my friends reblogs stuff like that fairly often.
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I was vegetarian for a few years as a teen and there were a lot of annoying people who wanted to give me unsolicited opinions when they found out. "Why don't you want to eat bacon?" was a typical one.
 
Wolfenmaus said:
I read a recent study about how people who have meat-based diets actually live longer than ones that live of plant-based ones (on average, of course). Vegans, however, had the lowest average life span, due to protein deprivation which can lead to cardiac arrhythmia. Even people who ate nothing but meat lived a few years longer than vegans.

I suppose what I'm saying is: Militant Vegans are like mayflies. They exist to swarm, fornicate, and die off after a ridiculously short period of time.

Enjoy them while you can, folks.
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I always thought something wasn't right with the vegan diet/lifestyle. Thanks for the post. Could you if possible post the link of this study you read?
 
HypeBeast said:
I was vegetarian for a few years as a teen and there were a lot of annoying people who wanted to give me unsolicited opinions when they found out. "Why don't you want to eat bacon?" was a typical one.
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I'm not even a vegetarian - never was, never really intend to be. I can enjoy vegetarian and vegan fare on occasion but there is no way in hell I can skip out on arguably the tastiest food and opting for some really sad things like living off lentils and rice. So like any sensible person would do, I campaign for reform of the meat/dairy/egg/etc industry and try to source ethically when I'm able.

Plus shit man I have enough mental health issues going on to make me miserable, I don't need my food to make it even worse.
 
Wizzrobe said:
I wonder how a vegan would react if you politely told him/her that plants are living beings as much as animals are and that they are actively murdering the plant population every time they eat anything that came from plants? ;)
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They'd probably say the plant has no feelings or something. Really, if I recall correctly, if something has respiration or can reproduce, wouldn't it be counted as a living being? Either way, they are eating a living organism.
 
AnOminous said:
Other than vitamin B-12 deficiency, it's possible to have a balanced diet and be vegan. That isn't to say that vegans actually all do this. There are vegans with absolutely atrocious diets.

The B-12 thing is because there is basically no good vegan source for this vitamin. Apparently, you store it up and so new vegans can survive off the built up stores of it meat eaters get if they don't have other problems like excessive drinking that deplete B vitamins. So unless you make an exception for this and take some kind of supplement, you're going to end up deficient in this nutrient. It doesn't kill you, but it causes fatigue, headaches, and a number of ill effects.

Other than that, though, pretty much anything else is available from some non-animal source.

What you might have trouble doing is bulking up if you're into bodybuilding, though, because most of the dense protein sources are animal, or like nuts, contain a lot of fat. And again, if you make an exception for things like eggs, egg white protein will probably do you fine.

Not an expert in the subject, but have read a lot of sperging on both sides and trolled arguments by posing as either a fanatical vegan or vegan-hater.
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Long term a B-12 deficiency has the same effects as far as brain shrinkage as being a chronic alchoholic does.
 
c-no said:
They'd probably say the plant has no feelings or something. Really, if I recall correctly, if something has respiration or can reproduce, wouldn't it be counted as a living being? Either way, they are eating a living organism.
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now see, when someone is vegitarian or vegan because they just are, or they don't like meat. a question like "aren't plants living things too" means nothing
but when you get to the really edgy "hardcore" vegans they like to boast about "murder-free" lifestyles. sorry hun, but if you live, someone must die in your place, that's life. there is no "murder-free" lifestyle.
and on the flipside, i hate how people assume that if you don't like meat you must be a preachy VEEEEGUUNN.
just live and let live.
 
ZehnBoat said:
now see, when someone is vegitarian or vegan because they just are, or they don't like meat. a question like "aren't plants living things too" means nothing
but when you get to the really edgy "hardcore" vegans they like to boast about "murder-free" lifestyles. sorry hun, but if you live, someone must die in your place, that's life. there is no "murder-free" lifestyle.
and on the flipside, i hate how people assume that if you don't like meat you must be a preachy VEEEEGUUNN.
just live and let live.
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The living thing part was mean't for the edgy hardcore vegans you mentioned. You also have a point in that something has to die in our place and that is life.
 
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