Militant Vegans - MEAT IS MURDER, YOU BLOODMOUTHS

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There is actually a vegan death metal band called Cattle Decapitation which sings about factory farming and the destruction of the environment.

It isn't actually all that unusual for extreme metal and punk groups to be leftist in politics. Fuck, Rob Zombie is a vegan.
 
Dogs can survive on a vegan diet, a popular evolutionary theory states that dogs first evolved this ability and then came to live nearby human settlements rather than being wolves that were forcibly domesticated.

Anyway, while the typical canine digestive system has all the features necessary to live off of a vegan diet it will not be a happy nor healthy dog.

Kind of like how i could take a job at Chernobyl, ignore the safety measures and still survive 30 more years before it kills me
 
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Dogs can survive on a vegan diet, a popular evolutionary theory states that dogs first evolved this ability and then came to live nearby human settlements rather than being wolves that were forcibly domesticated.

Anyway, while the typical canine digestive system has all the features necessary to live off of a vegan diet it will not be a happy nor healthy dog.
Veering slightly off topic, but that is not true of all dogs. Nordic breeds and some bottlenecked breeds like Dalmatians lack the ability to fully digest starches, and therefor can be severely impacted by vegan diets, even more so than usual. Dogs also completely lack a dietary need for carbohydrates, even according to the bare-bones standards of the AACFO. Research had shown that dogs can digest starches and and adapt to a biologically inappropriate diet, but it is something they're better off without. My dog has been on a starch-free 100% animal diet for about two years and she's never been healthier.
Don't get me started on cats, though. Vegan diets can and will kill your cat.

Regardless, no carnivore on a vegan diet is ever, ever going to thrive. Survive, yes, but never thrive. You should never ever push your dietary beliefs on an animal. Get a rabbit, or something.
 
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Alright, I'm ready to discuss dogs that are put on vegan diets now. And by "discuss" I mean "show you how fucking malnourished and miserable these poor creatures are because their owners are batshit insane."

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Meet Maggie. Maggie is a dog. Maggie also has an owner that feeds her nothing but vegan crap and deprives her of protein. Maggie looks pretty malnourished; look at how dull her coat is and how hollow her eyes are. She looks like a gust of wind could knock her over.

Maggie's owner was run off of Tumblr because she's a fucking animal abusing whack-job who was forcing her ideology onto a creature that's been biologically hardwired to eat meat. I hope to God that poor Maggie's been rescued from what is obviously an abusive home.

I'll say this: Yes, dogs can be healthy on a vegetarian (not vegan) diet as long as it’s balanced and they’re getting enough protein, but honestly this should only be done for health reasons, as in the dog’s vet recommends it for whatever reason. However, it's a very bad idea to place dogs on an all vegan/vegetarian diet when they're perfectly capable of eating and digesting meat. As someone in the linked post explained:

"And while dogs may not be obligate carnivores like cats, they DO NOT HAVE A DIGESTIVE TRACT SUITED FOR A VEGAN OR VEGETARIAN DIET ALONE. Dogs, like wolves, have adapted to eat certain plant products when meat is scarce. They do this only in rare instances, and only when nothing else is available. Just because they are capable of eating small amounts of plant foods doesn’t mean they can thrive on a diet consisting of that and that alone. In fact, a dog’s intestine is too short to fully-process a proper range of nutrients obtained from your sweet potato and rice dish. You are literally robbing your pet of important nutrients, leaving him malnourished and susceptible to bacterial infestations and disease."

Vegans starving their allegedly “beloved” pets to death is animal abuse. Preaching all day about protecting animals like cows and chickens and then turning around and starving your dog or cat is the epitome of hypocrisy. It’s so fucking hypocritical it makes me want to vomit. I don't care if these people want to only eat fruits and vegetables. I don't even care if they scream at me for liking cheeseburgers because I can just roll my eyes and forget about it two minutes later.

I do care when militant vegans think that they know better than God/Mother Nature/whatever and decide to force their ideologies onto animals that need meat to function and be healthy. I do care when these people ignore literally all scientific evidence and veterinary advice and continue to malnourish their pets (it's even worse when they pull out bullshit "proof" from vegan websites, especially ones that sell vegan dog/cat food). I do care when these people preach from sunup to sundown to everyone who will listen about animal rights, but then neglect and starve the animals that depend on them for survival. I do care when these fucking idiots insist on undoing thousands and thousands of years of evolution instead of getting a rabbit or a guinea pig or a hamster.

tl;dr- Yeah, I just wrote a lot, but I'm not going to apologize for being super passionate about animal welfare.
 
Dogs can survive on a vegan diet, a popular evolutionary theory states that dogs first evolved this ability and then came to live nearby human settlements rather than being wolves that were forcibly domesticated.

Actually the reason dogs are omnivores is because they share a close common ancestor with bears.
 
Troops, remember you training.

1. Suffer not the Vegan to succeed: Don't buy vegan labeled products or shop at places that cater to them.
2. Suffer not the Vegan to rest: Never pass an opportunity to call them out on their bullshit.
3. Science is the Vegan killer: Always point out their numerous logical fallacies.
4. The Vegan is never welcome: At your table. In your home. In any office of power.
5. Suppress the Vegan: Destroy Vegan works. Destroy Vegan propaganda.
6. Report the Vegan: Malnourished children. Abused animals. Call ASPCA & CPS.
7. Deride the Vegan: Ridicule their tasteless "food" at every opportunity.
8. Deface the Vegan: Never pass on an opportunity to publicly humiliate them.
9. Trust not the Vegan: Their entire philosophy is based on lies and misinformation.
10. The Vegan is not your friend: They are not your neighbor. They are the enemy. Period.

Now get out there, and give them hell. Run the bastards into the sea.
 
I wonder how many vegan-fed pet cats run off or stuff their faces full of wild mice outside every chance they get. Like others have said, they should just get a damn rabbit instead of torturing a "blood mouth" animal.
 
I wonder how many vegan-fed pet cats run off or stuff their faces full of wild mice outside every chance they get. Like others have said, they should just get a damn rabbit instead of torturing a "blood mouth" animal.

I'm not sure I'd even trust these people with a rabbit, to be honest.
 
I'm not sure I'd even trust these people with a rabbit, to be honest.
Agreed. Considering how badly vegans are informed about nutrition in general they'd probably feed the poor thing only carrots and then wonder why it's so sickly.
 
I'm a Plant-Justice-Warrior that identifies as Fern-Kin, all of these vegans eating plants is highly triggering to me. Don't they realize that keeping a plant in your house is kidnapping, mowing the lawn is genocide and eating salad is like killing entire families?
 
Aren't there certain health problems people who strictly eat veggies and nothing else run into if they aren't careful?
 
I always knew Morrissey's grandma was a cow.

Isn't it great? Vegans are my first resource for when I need to feel powerful and manly. You know, like a carnist bloodmouth with a stomach like a graveyard, full of cow and pig carcasses.
Whenever I belch, thousands of tortured, murdered, damned souls fly out of my mouth!

Troops, remember you training.

1. Suffer not the Vegan to succeed: Don't buy vegan labeled products or shop at places that cater to them.
Those shits are absurdly overpriced anyway. Hipster bucks.
 
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My dog was nearly kidnapped by cultist PETA members and I nearly had blood thrown on me when I exited a Pho restaurant in Seattle.

Fuck vegans.
 
Militant vegans and PETA fanboys are frightening.

Before tumblr existed, I was told that Osama Bin Laden deserved to live more than me on MySpace. I was 13.
 
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