💊 Manosphere Michael Jay: Loveshy In Training

[PvtRichardCranium]

http://americanwomensuckass.blogspot.com/

Michael Jay is the ANTI FEMINIST REBEL! He hails from America and think American Women Suck Ass.

Here's his latest video:
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Here's the TRUE and HONEST Michael Jay's latest video:
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The main reason I believe he's a lolcow is due to his reaction to trolls. Here's how he usually reacts:
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[KatsuKitty]

american women suck ass

Stopped reading there.

 

[Springblossom]

american women suck ass

Stopped reading there.

Oh God, another one of these? How do we as a society allow this to happen? I was seriously half expecting to see an fschmidt quote in the comments section.

Also, 'taking the red pill' and other such Matrix-related pill statements are really quickly becoming one of those things that mark you as a total douchebag if you say it. Like 'sheeple'. If you hear someone say 'sheeple' unironically, you know they're a douchebag.

 

[Watcher]

Also, 'taking the red pill' and other such Matrix-related pill statements are really quickly becoming one of those things that mark you as a total douchebag if you say it. Like 'sheeple'. If you hear someone say 'sheeple' unironically, you know they're a douchebag.

One thing I love about that analogy is that in the Matrix Cypher agonizes about how he wishes he took the Blue Pill. Because then he wouldn't have to sleep on a cold bed and eat goop for the rest of his life.

I think that's a bit of an appropriate metaphor actually...

 

[Springblossom]

Also, 'taking the red pill' and other such Matrix-related pill statements are really quickly becoming one of those things that mark you as a total douchebag if you say it. Like 'sheeple'. If you hear someone say 'sheeple' unironically, you know they're a douchebag.

One thing I love about that analogy is that in the Matrix Cypher agonizes about how he wishes he took the Blue Pill. Because then he wouldn't have to sleep on a cold bed and eat goop for the rest of his life.

I think that's a bit of an appropriate metaphor actually...

I think they're waiting for their Neo, someone who can bend reality to his will and reset the system, forcing the EVIL AND WICKED AMERICUNTS to release the poor, poor males they use. In this metaphor, the Americunts (I hate using that dumbass term) are the machines, and the males and non-evil females are the victims living inside those little stasis pods. Except freeing people from the americunts causes them to go insane at the revelation that this is the real world, and the whole system is on its fifteenth or whatever incarnation, and Agent Smith is...I've forgotten where I'm going with this.

Now I know how the writers of the trilogy felt. HI-YOOOO

 

[BIG DADDY]

american women suck ass

Stopped reading there.

Oh God, another one of these? How do we as a society allow this to happen? I was seriously half expecting to see an fschmidt quote in the comments section.

Also, 'taking the red pill' and other such Matrix-related pill statements are really quickly becoming one of those things that mark you as a total douchebag if you say it. Like 'sheeple'. If you hear someone say 'sheeple' unironically, you know they're a douchebag.

Completely agreed. Trying to use a Matrix analogy to make your philosophical or political point means you're both unimaginative as well as almost certainly insecure about wanting people to think you're deep and intellectual.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

if people really are like sheep like he says, then they would be easy for him to manipulate, which speaks volumes of his lack of ability. Here is my wisdom of universal proportions padded on to Mister MJ

*smokes from hookah pen for maximum clarity. *

You are a fucking idiot. Grow Up, grow a pair, and accept that women can CHOOSE who they want to sleep with.

 

[Linako 2.0]

american women suck ass

Stopped reading there.

Oh God, another one of these? How do we as a society allow this to happen? I was seriously half expecting to see an fschmidt quote in the comments section.

Also, 'taking the red pill' and other such Matrix-related pill statements are really quickly becoming one of those things that mark you as a total douchebag if you say it. Like 'sheeple'. If you hear someone say 'sheeple' unironically, you know they're a douchebag.

>not taking the yellow pill
I bet you don't even own the official anti-JIDF tinfoil hat

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Completely agreed. Trying to use a Matrix analogy to make your philosophical or political point means you're both unimaginative as well as almost certainly insecure about wanting people to think you're deep and intellectual.

I just think of it as extremely dated. I mean The Matrix was over a decade ago, ruined by several sequels, and surpassed by several other action movies.

Oh and I didn't watch the videos but he sounds like a douche with too much time on his hands.

 

[Watcher]

I just think of it as extremely dated. I mean The Matrix was over a decade ago, ruined by several sequels, and surpassed by several other action movies.

I wouldn't say the Matrix is "dated". I mean most modern action movies borrow tons of cinematic styles and character tropes whole cloth from it. The vast amount of bullet time gun porn that occurs in action movies today is entirely due to the Matrix. (Watch something like Die Hard and compare it to an action movie today just in terms of what the director focuses on in his shots. Most of the movie is John McClane trying not to fire his gun). It's also a movie that's only real dated element to it is the CRT monitors, spring loaded cell phones and trenchcoats before they were ruined by hipsters. Look at a movie like Star Trek Into Darkness where

Spoiler

it's revealed there's some secret Starfleet unit, and Khan is suddenly a super human white guy as opposed to a perfectly bred middle east/asian dictator. Who talks in a monotone gravely accent and acts all elusive.

It's all Matrix tropes being fed back to us.

It's also a movie a shit ton of people have seen and people recognize terms like red-pill right off the bat. So brand recognition tends to help even if it's pretty hamfisted.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I disagree on it not being dated. Now keep in mind I am looking more at the action and the style used. While I respect the hell out of Yuen Woo-ping I think he had better fight choreography before (Fist of Legend) and after (Crouching Tiger, Kill Bill series, Fearless) The Matrix. Then when you look beyond Woo-ping there is the work of people like Donnie Yen (SPL, Flash Point) and the team of Yayan Ruhian and Iko Uwais (The Raid, Merantaua) that far exceed The Matrix. While the aftereffects of the slow mo/bullet time still effect action cinema it is mainly Zack Snyder that uses it. The only other movie I can think of that did this was Dredd and that was just as much for story purposes as just to show off. Now given not everything was in bullet time it had a, for lack of a better term, clearer filming style. Not a lot of quick edits. For the most part it seems to be either Michael Bay over the top, CGI type stuff (Transformers, most superhero movies) or Jason Bourne quickly edited style of film making.

As for story tropes, as you said those are standard with most action movies. The whole "reality isn't what you think it is" gimmick is no more or less cliche than "guy has to save his village with fighting." While you make a good point about it being recognizable I'm sure you can make some awful analogy how we should rise up like the Hunger Games or whatever.

 

[hm yeah]

Oh man that vid about da twolls. This guy has a daughter who is old enough to date. He is how old? And he's about to cry?? People these days.

 

[Shadow Fox]

Oh man that vid about da twolls. This guy has a daughter who is old enough to date. He is how old? And he's about to cry?? People these days.

Haha oh wow, I was going to just ignore this doucherocket because I have zero patience for whiny men who think feminism is all about depriving them, personally, of their God-given rights, but this sounds hilarious. Will watch when I get home.

 

[cypocryphy]

So, the more unappealing the guy...the more entitled they feel to sex? That's what I've been noticing.

Also, fuck that 'red pill/blue pill' Matrix shit...a real man quotes "Predator".

 

[Saney]

Oh man that vid about da twolls. This guy has a daughter who is old enough to date. He is how old? And he's about to cry?? People these days.

Oh Christ, he has a daughter? That poor girl.

 

[Springblossom]

So, at the top of this guy's favorites is this:

http://www.rooshv.com/42-things-wrong-w ... ican-women

...wow. I honestly might have to go over this whole fucking thing.

Spoiler

1. They’re fat.

Oh great, let's start out with some of this. Just go right out and say that you're kind of a pig. I'd be willing to bet actual money this guy is no skinny-mini.

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.

You know, I've found that women tend to play with their phone as kind of a hint. If you're talking with a woman and she's using her phone, chances are she's not that into you. I imagine you get this a lot.

3. They cut their hair short.

How dare they not want to burn through shampoo like crazy, or spend twenty minutes every morning combing out knots, or just think they look better with short hair?!

4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.

...what the fuck women are you meeting?

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.

Uh...yes? I love witty women. The snarkier the better.

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.

I've never read Cosmo, so I can't comment on this one.

7. They don’t know how to cook.

How dare a woman not be interested in typical feminine activities? Seriously, this is the kind of guy who would call me a pussy for enjoying cooking.

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.

Yeah...so?

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men.

Do you hold yourself to this same standard? I doubt it. Shut the fuck up.

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.

The words of someone who doesn't know anything about celebrities.

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.

"A quality man, like me, Roosh V!"

13. They don’t know how to be sexy.

...what? What does this mean?

14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness.

Translation: I am below an attractive woman's standards, therefore she is a bitch and a cunt and deserves to die.

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.

You know, this applies to a lot of guys too.

17. They like Twilight and The Secret.

Girls just love it when you blatantly stereotype them. How are you not rolling in pussy?

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.

'Whereas my definition of travel is going someplace nobody else goes to and acting all snobby about it!'

19. They have too many trashy tattoos.

This is a guy problem too, you know.

20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men.

Are you seriously saying it's okay for men to date multiple women, but not the other way around?! What the fuck is wrong with you?

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.

Okay, that's even more offensive than the rest of the stuff here.

22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.

So?

23. They cockblock regularly.

Shut up.

24. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance.

This is the kind of guy who gets upset when a girl goes to the bathroom.

25. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world.

You're out. Admit it.

26. They always lie by saying, “I've never done this before.”

Done what?

27. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying.

Shut up.

28. They are acne prone.

"Unlike me, Roosh V! I have perfect, beautiful skin!"

29. They watch way too much TV.

This is an American problem, not a woman problem. I'll grant you that. Maybe.

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.

WHAT THE FUCK? What does this mean? Why is this such a problem? "How dare you change out of your work shoes? I, Roosh V, am dumping you!"

31. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere.

More stereotypes.

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.

...okay, you have a point here. I know girls that have wrecked their skin by over-tanning.

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.

Have you ever had a hangover? ...that's a dumb question, he's probably so fat that no amounts of alcohol could have any kind of effect on him.

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.

Cupcakes are good as shit. What's wrong with you?

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.

Again?

36. They rarely wear high heels.

Have you ever worn high heels? I have; I tried them on on a dare. They are uncomfortable as shit and really hard to walk in.

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.

Ugh. Something about this just annoys me.

38. They don’t speak a foreign language.

Do you? That's a really weird thing to complain about.

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin.

What does this even mean?

40. They like Ikea furniture.

God, you're a whiner.

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.

I seriously think this guy met maybe two girls in high school, and bases this entire list on those two.

42. They go on and on about the stupidest shit.

LIKE YOU FUCKING DON'T?!

 

[Pikonic]

So, at the top of this guy's favorites is this:

http://www.rooshv.com/42-things-wrong-w ... ican-women

...wow. I honestly might have to go over this whole fucking thing.

Spoiler

1. They’re fat.

Oh great, let's start out with some of this. Just go right out and say that you're kind of a pig. I'd be willing to bet actual money this guy is no skinny-mini.

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.

You know, I've found that women tend to play with their phone as kind of a hint. If you're talking with a woman and she's using her phone, chances are she's not that into you. I imagine you get this a lot.

3. They cut their hair short.

How dare they not want to burn through shampoo like crazy, or spend twenty minutes every morning combing out knots, or just think they look better with short hair?!

4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.

...what the fuck women are you meeting?

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.

Uh...yes? I love witty women. The snarkier the better.

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.

I've never read Cosmo, so I can't comment on this one.

7. They don’t know how to cook.

How dare a woman not be interested in typical feminine activities? Seriously, this is the kind of guy who would call me a pussy for enjoying cooking.

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.

Yeah...so?

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men.

Do you hold yourself to this same standard? I doubt it. Shut the fuck up.

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.

The words of someone who doesn't know anything about celebrities.

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.

"A quality man, like me, Roosh V!"

13. They don’t know how to be sexy.

...what? What does this mean?

14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness.

Translation: I am below an attractive woman's standards, therefore she is a bitch and a cunt and deserves to die.

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.

You know, this applies to a lot of guys too.

17. They like Twilight and The Secret.

Girls just love it when you blatantly stereotype them. How are you not rolling in pussy?

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.

'Whereas my definition of travel is going someplace nobody else goes to and acting all snobby about it!'

19. They have too many trashy tattoos.

This is a guy problem too, you know.

20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men.

Are you seriously saying it's okay for men to date multiple women, but not the other way around?! What the fuck is wrong with you?

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.

Okay, that's even more offensive than the rest of the stuff here.

22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.

So?

23. They cockblock regularly.

Shut up.

24. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance.

This is the kind of guy who gets upset when a girl goes to the bathroom.

25. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world.

You're out. Admit it.

26. They always lie by saying, “I've never done this before.”

Done what?

27. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying.

Shut up.

28. They are acne prone.

"Unlike me, Roosh V! I have perfect, beautiful skin!"

29. They watch way too much TV.

This is an American problem, not a woman problem. I'll grant you that. Maybe.

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.

WHAT THE FUCK? What does this mean? Why is this such a problem? "How dare you change out of your work shoes? I, Roosh V, am dumping you!"

31. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere.

More stereotypes.

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.

...okay, you have a point here. I know girls that have wrecked their skin by over-tanning.

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.

Have you ever had a hangover? ...that's a dumb question, he's probably so fat that no amounts of alcohol could have any kind of effect on him.

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.

Cupcakes are good as shit. What's wrong with you?

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.

Again?

36. They rarely wear high heels.

Have you ever worn high heels? I have; I tried them on on a dare. They are uncomfortable as shit and really hard to walk in.

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.

Ugh. Something about this just annoys me.

38. They don’t speak a foreign language.

Do you? That's a really weird thing to complain about.

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin.

What does this even mean?

40. They like Ikea furniture.

God, you're a whiner.

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.

I seriously think this guy met maybe two girls in high school, and bases this entire list on those two.

42. They go on and on about the stupidest shit.

LIKE YOU FUCKING DON'T?!

Ok my turn, American Woman Style

Spoiler

1. They’re fat.
American men arnt apparently.

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.
Going with what you said, if I'm on my phone, it's because nothing around me is more interesting than my phone

3. They cut their hair short.
Mines long, asshole

4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.
Unless a sine doctor who had his wife leave him for a crappy DJ wrote this, you have no idea what you're talking about.

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.
...so this guy likes his girls dumb and boring?

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.
Guess magazines geared for women arnt allowed

7. They don’t know how to cook.
Bullshit

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.
Maybe I don't want to wear sneakers when it's 110 outside, asshole.

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men.
So, men can have them for the same reason, but women can't? Check

10. They cannot dance. They also do not know how to sing or play basic musical instruments.
I danced for years, I sing, and play guitar and piano, asshole.

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.
Yes, the Miley Cyrus haircut is super in right now

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.
I have both, asshole.

13. They don’t know how to be sexy.
I know how to be sexy to men like you, I choose not to be a brain dead doormat

14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness.
I forgot nerdy fat men don't think they're entitled to supermodels.

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.
Yes

16. They wear pajamas in public.
Sorry I don't feel like wearing my formal attire 24/7. I have a choice on what I wear, asshole.

17. They like Twilight and The Secret.
Neither.

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.
Those are travel locations, but our tiny female brains can cook up more ideas

19. They have too many trashy tattoos.
I have one, I find it tasteful.

20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men.
"As if they were men" Equality FTL

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.
Fuck you bro, if my parents needed my help I'd be home in a heartbeat.

22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.
Ok, I might do that

23. They cockblock regularly.
Yeah, sorry my close friend who just broke her engagement wants me to get this creep away from her at the bar.

24. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance.
I have a choice on how I look, and guys look like shit all the time.

25. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world.
It's woman's fault, men have nothin to do with it?

26. They always lie by saying, “I’ve never done this before.”
I've never done this before

27. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying.
Why it is a "challenge"?

28. They are acne prone.
Because that's our fault?

29. They watch way too much TV.
Men don't watch any!

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.
Go drive in heels, asshole

31. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere.
This guy demands we look our bet all the damn time! I bet he's wearin a tux right now

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.
I've tanned once, didn't like it

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.
I'm sorry woman HAVE to be thin. My body my choice

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.
I tucking love cupcakes, I don't see a problem.

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.
Damn those working women!

36. They rarely wear high heels.
Try walking in them at work.

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.
No.

38. They don’t speak a foreign language.
¿que?

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin.
You've listed multiple things about women lookin like shit, what did you fucking expect.

40. They like Ikea furniture.
I prefer their meatballs

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.
I have two degrees. Haven't seen a dung beetle pull that off.

42. They go on and on about the stupidest shit.
The irony is perfect to end this with.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So, at the top of this guy's favorites is this:

http://www.rooshv.com/42-things-wrong-w ... ican-women

...wow. I honestly might have to go over this whole fucking thing.

Spoiler

1. They’re fat.

Oh great, let's start out with some of this. Just go right out and say that you're kind of a pig. I'd be willing to bet actual money this guy is no skinny-mini.

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.

You know, I've found that women tend to play with their phone as kind of a hint. If you're talking with a woman and she's using her phone, chances are she's not that into you. I imagine you get this a lot.

3. They cut their hair short.

How dare they not want to burn through shampoo like crazy, or spend twenty minutes every morning combing out knots, or just think they look better with short hair?!

4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.

...what the fuck women are you meeting?

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.

Uh...yes? I love witty women. The snarkier the better.

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.

I've never read Cosmo, so I can't comment on this one.

7. They don’t know how to cook.

How dare a woman not be interested in typical feminine activities? Seriously, this is the kind of guy who would call me a pussy for enjoying cooking.

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.

Yeah...so?

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men.

Do you hold yourself to this same standard? I doubt it. Shut the fuck up.

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.

The words of someone who doesn't know anything about celebrities.

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.

"A quality man, like me, Roosh V!"

13. They don’t know how to be sexy.

...what? What does this mean?

14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness.

Translation: I am below an attractive woman's standards, therefore she is a bitch and a cunt and deserves to die.

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.

You know, this applies to a lot of guys too.

17. They like Twilight and The Secret.

Girls just love it when you blatantly stereotype them. How are you not rolling in pussy?

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.

'Whereas my definition of travel is going someplace nobody else goes to and acting all snobby about it!'

19. They have too many trashy tattoos.

This is a guy problem too, you know.

20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men.

Are you seriously saying it's okay for men to date multiple women, but not the other way around?! What the fuck is wrong with you?

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.

Okay, that's even more offensive than the rest of the stuff here.

22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.

So?

23. They cockblock regularly.

Shut up.

24. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance.

This is the kind of guy who gets upset when a girl goes to the bathroom.

25. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world.

You're out. Admit it.

26. They always lie by saying, “I've never done this before.”

Done what?

27. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying.

Shut up.

28. They are acne prone.

"Unlike me, Roosh V! I have perfect, beautiful skin!"

29. They watch way too much TV.

This is an American problem, not a woman problem. I'll grant you that. Maybe.

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.

WHAT THE FUCK? What does this mean? Why is this such a problem? "How dare you change out of your work shoes? I, Roosh V, am dumping you!"

31. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere.

More stereotypes.

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.

...okay, you have a point here. I know girls that have wrecked their skin by over-tanning.

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.

Have you ever had a hangover? ...that's a dumb question, he's probably so fat that no amounts of alcohol could have any kind of effect on him.

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.

Cupcakes are good as shit. What's wrong with you?

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.

Again?

36. They rarely wear high heels.

Have you ever worn high heels? I have; I tried them on on a dare. They are uncomfortable as shit and really hard to walk in.

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.

Ugh. Something about this just annoys me.

38. They don’t speak a foreign language.

Do you? That's a really weird thing to complain about.

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin.

What does this even mean?

40. They like Ikea furniture.

God, you're a whiner.

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.

I seriously think this guy met maybe two girls in high school, and bases this entire list on those two.

42. They go on and on about the stupidest shit.

LIKE YOU FUCKING DON'T?!

Ok my turn, American Woman Style

Spoiler

1. They’re fat.
American men arnt apparently.

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.
Going with what you said, if I'm on my phone, it's because nothing around me is more interesting than my phone

3. They cut their hair short.
Mines long, asshole

4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.
Unless a sine doctor who had his wife leave him for a crappy DJ wrote this, you have no idea what you're talking about.

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.
...so this guy likes his girls dumb and boring?

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.
Guess magazines geared for women arnt allowed

7. They don’t know how to cook.
Bullshit

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.
Maybe I don't want to wear sneakers when it's 110 outside, asshole.

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men.
So, men can have them for the same reason, but women can't? Check

10. They cannot dance. They also do not know how to sing or play basic musical instruments.
I danced for years, I sing, and play guitar and piano, asshole.

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.
Yes, the Miley Cyrus haircut is super in right now

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.
I have both, asshole.

13. They don’t know how to be sexy.
I know how to be sexy to men like you, I choose not to be a brain dead doormat

14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness.
I forgot nerdy fat men don't think they're entitled to supermodels.

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.
Yes

16. They wear pajamas in public.
Sorry I don't feel like wearing my formal attire 24/7. I have a choice on what I wear, asshole.

17. They like Twilight and The Secret.
Neither.

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.
Those are travel locations, but our tiny female brains can cook up more ideas

19. They have too many trashy tattoos.
I have one, I find it tasteful.

20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men.
"As if they were men" Equality FTL

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.
Fuck you bro, if my parents needed my help I'd be home in a heartbeat.

22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.
Ok, I might do that

23. They cockblock regularly.
Yeah, sorry my close friend who just broke her engagement wants me to get this creep away from her at the bar.

24. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance.
I have a choice on how I look, and guys look like shit all the time.

25. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world.
It's woman's fault, men have nothin to do with it?

26. They always lie by saying, “I’ve never done this before.”
I've never done this before

27. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying.
Why it is a "challenge"?

28. They are acne prone.
Because that's our fault?

29. They watch way too much TV.
Men don't watch any!

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.
Go drive in heels, asshole

31. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere.
This guy demands we look our bet all the damn time! I bet he's wearin a tux right now

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.
I've tanned once, didn't like it

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.
I'm sorry woman HAVE to be thin. My body my choice

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.
I tucking love cupcakes, I don't see a problem.

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.
Damn those working women!

36. They rarely wear high heels.
Try walking in them at work.

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.
No.

38. They don’t speak a foreign language.
¿que?

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin.
You've listed multiple things about women lookin like shit, what did you fucking expect.

40. They like Ikea furniture.
I prefer their meatballs

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.
I have two degrees. Haven't seen a dung beetle pull that off.

42. They go on and on about the stupidest shit.
The irony is perfect to end this with.

Stopped at the DJ part. DJs are the shit.

 

[Shadow Fox]

That list is so moronic and full of contradictions I can't even really get mad at it.

 

[Springblossom]

So, at the top of this guy's favorites is this:

http://www.rooshv.com/42-things-wrong-w ... ican-women

...wow. I honestly might have to go over this whole fucking thing.

Spoiler

1. They’re fat.

Oh great, let's start out with some of this. Just go right out and say that you're kind of a pig. I'd be willing to bet actual money this guy is no skinny-mini.

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.

You know, I've found that women tend to play with their phone as kind of a hint. If you're talking with a woman and she's using her phone, chances are she's not that into you. I imagine you get this a lot.

3. They cut their hair short.

How dare they not want to burn through shampoo like crazy, or spend twenty minutes every morning combing out knots, or just think they look better with short hair?!

4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.

...what the fuck women are you meeting?

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.

Uh...yes? I love witty women. The snarkier the better.

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.

I've never read Cosmo, so I can't comment on this one.

7. They don’t know how to cook.

How dare a woman not be interested in typical feminine activities? Seriously, this is the kind of guy who would call me a pussy for enjoying cooking.

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.

Yeah...so?

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men.

Do you hold yourself to this same standard? I doubt it. Shut the fuck up.

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.

The words of someone who doesn't know anything about celebrities.

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.

"A quality man, like me, Roosh V!"

13. They don’t know how to be sexy.

...what? What does this mean?

14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness.

Translation: I am below an attractive woman's standards, therefore she is a bitch and a cunt and deserves to die.

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.

You know, this applies to a lot of guys too.

17. They like Twilight and The Secret.

Girls just love it when you blatantly stereotype them. How are you not rolling in pussy?

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.

'Whereas my definition of travel is going someplace nobody else goes to and acting all snobby about it!'

19. They have too many trashy tattoos.

This is a guy problem too, you know.

20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men.

Are you seriously saying it's okay for men to date multiple women, but not the other way around?! What the fuck is wrong with you?

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.

Okay, that's even more offensive than the rest of the stuff here.

22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.

So?

23. They cockblock regularly.

Shut up.

24. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance.

This is the kind of guy who gets upset when a girl goes to the bathroom.

25. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world.

You're out. Admit it.

26. They always lie by saying, “I've never done this before.”

Done what?

27. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying.

Shut up.

28. They are acne prone.

"Unlike me, Roosh V! I have perfect, beautiful skin!"

29. They watch way too much TV.

This is an American problem, not a woman problem. I'll grant you that. Maybe.

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.

WHAT THE FUCK? What does this mean? Why is this such a problem? "How dare you change out of your work shoes? I, Roosh V, am dumping you!"

31. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere.

More stereotypes.

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.

...okay, you have a point here. I know girls that have wrecked their skin by over-tanning.

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.

Have you ever had a hangover? ...that's a dumb question, he's probably so fat that no amounts of alcohol could have any kind of effect on him.

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.

Cupcakes are good as shit. What's wrong with you?

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.

Again?

36. They rarely wear high heels.

Have you ever worn high heels? I have; I tried them on on a dare. They are uncomfortable as shit and really hard to walk in.

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.

Ugh. Something about this just annoys me.

38. They don’t speak a foreign language.

Do you? That's a really weird thing to complain about.

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin.

What does this even mean?

40. They like Ikea furniture.

God, you're a whiner.

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.

I seriously think this guy met maybe two girls in high school, and bases this entire list on those two.

42. They go on and on about the stupidest shit.

LIKE YOU FUCKING DON'T?!

Ok my turn, American Woman Style

Spoiler

1. They’re fat.
American men arnt apparently.

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.
Going with what you said, if I'm on my phone, it's because nothing around me is more interesting than my phone

3. They cut their hair short.
Mines long, asshole

4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.
Unless a sine doctor who had his wife leave him for a crappy DJ wrote this, you have no idea what you're talking about.

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.
...so this guy likes his girls dumb and boring?

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.
Guess magazines geared for women arnt allowed

7. They don’t know how to cook.
Bullshit

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.
Maybe I don't want to wear sneakers when it's 110 outside, asshole.

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men.
So, men can have them for the same reason, but women can't? Check

10. They cannot dance. They also do not know how to sing or play basic musical instruments.
I danced for years, I sing, and play guitar and piano, asshole.

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.
Yes, the Miley Cyrus haircut is super in right now

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.
I have both, asshole.

13. They don’t know how to be sexy.
I know how to be sexy to men like you, I choose not to be a brain dead doormat

14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness.
I forgot nerdy fat men don't think they're entitled to supermodels.

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.
Yes

16. They wear pajamas in public.
Sorry I don't feel like wearing my formal attire 24/7. I have a choice on what I wear, asshole.

17. They like Twilight and The Secret.
Neither.

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.
Those are travel locations, but our tiny female brains can cook up more ideas

19. They have too many trashy tattoos.
I have one, I find it tasteful.

20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men.
"As if they were men" Equality FTL

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.
Fuck you bro, if my parents needed my help I'd be home in a heartbeat.

22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.
Ok, I might do that

23. They cockblock regularly.
Yeah, sorry my close friend who just broke her engagement wants me to get this creep away from her at the bar.

24. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance.
I have a choice on how I look, and guys look like shit all the time.

25. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world.
It's woman's fault, men have nothin to do with it?

26. They always lie by saying, “I’ve never done this before.”
I've never done this before

27. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying.
Why it is a "challenge"?

28. They are acne prone.
Because that's our fault?

29. They watch way too much TV.
Men don't watch any!

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.
Go drive in heels, asshole

31. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere.
This guy demands we look our bet all the damn time! I bet he's wearin a tux right now

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.
I've tanned once, didn't like it

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.
I'm sorry woman HAVE to be thin. My body my choice

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.
I tucking love cupcakes, I don't see a problem.

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.
Damn those working women!

36. They rarely wear high heels.
Try walking in them at work.

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.
No.

38. They don’t speak a foreign language.
¿que?

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin.
You've listed multiple things about women lookin like shit, what did you fucking expect.

40. They like Ikea furniture.
I prefer their meatballs

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.
I have two degrees. Haven't seen a dung beetle pull that off.

42. They go on and on about the stupidest shit.
The irony is perfect to end this with.

I was so hoping one of the women posters would do this. Thank you, Pikonic.