War ‘Meychelles or whatever’ – Hezbollah mocks US ally - Hassan Nasrallah said he had to look up the tiny African island nation

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Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah has derided the US effort to make its Red Sea intervention appear more powerful and international by involving countries such as the Seychelles.

In a televised speech on Friday, the Lebanon-based cleric took aim at ‘Operation Prosperity Guardian’, the effort Washington announced last month to counter the Yemeni blockade of Israeli-linked shipping.

“To make the coalition seem powerful, they added some country, the Seychelles or Meychelles or whatever, and I had to Google what it even was!” Nasrallah said, according to translations by local media outlets. In Arabic, the names sounded like “Sin-shell” and “Min-shell.”

“Turns out it’s some island at the end of the world, with a population of less than 100,000,” he added.

The smallest African country in Africa, the Seychelles consist of 115 islands about 1,500 kilometers (800 nautical miles) off the coast of the continent. US Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin listed the former British colony as one of the participants in ‘Prosperity Guardian’ last month, alongside Canada, Bahrain, Italy, Norway, the Netherlands, and Spain.

In reality, the island nation said it would limit its participation to “providing and receiving information” to the naval armada, which at this point consists of three US warships and one British destroyer.

Italy and Spain have since backed out of the endeavor entirely, while only Denmark has promised to send a frigate. Australia, Canada, the Netherlands and Norway pledged officers, but no ships.

The Houthis of Yemen have repeatedly attacked commercial ships they accused of ties to Israel, as a way of showing support for the Palestinians in Gaza. Most Western shipping companies have responded by rerouting their vessels around Africa, at great expense in time and fuel.

The global shipping giant Maersk had announced on December 24 that it would resume sailing through the Suez Canal due to the presence of the US-led armada. After another of its ships was struck by a Houthi missile on December 31, however, Maersk said it would again divert all vessels around the Cape of Good Hope “for the foreseeable future.”
 
In reality, the island nation said it would limit its participation to “providing and receiving information” to the naval armada, which at this point consists of three US warships and one British destroyer.
wow, one hell of an armada right there. Really shows the unity the US and its "allies" have.
Italy and Spain have since backed out of the endeavor entirely, while only Denmark has promised to send a frigate. Australia, Canada, the Netherlands and Norway pledged officers, but no ships.
Jesus Christ, this is just beyond pathetic. Either the US needs to send in an actual fleet or kick its allies in the ass to actually nut up. Nether of which is really happening apparently, good job at looking even more pathetic GREATEST US ADMIN EVER!
 
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>the Seychelles or Meychelles or whatever
 
Goatfuckers making fun of us and making funny jokes that we can’t really have a comeback to. Let’s go Brandon indeed. At least Trump would mean tweet these sand niggers.
 
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You know if Lebanon spent more of its GDP on improving Lebanese infrastructure it wouldn't be a massive s*** hole country
To quote a famous rapper you just angry cuz you were broke ass n*****
 
Goatfuckers making fun of us and making funny jokes that we can’t really have a comeback to. Let’s go Brandon indeed. At least Trump would mean tweet these sand niggers.
The correct response the Nasrallah's idiocy is a MOP into his Bunker then telling the Israelis to "have fun" bombing Hezzbullah targets in Lebanon to ash.

Similar to the Houthis, their uppityness is getting old. Give the Saudis and Emirates carte Blanche and targeting data and they'll do reasonably well.

Let Iran scream, they can't even protect themselves from ISIS.
 
I mean they gotta run their moufs on rando frens of senile retarded Hoe Biden since they're too scared to step up to the Jews
Yeah, Iran has problems closer to home like ISIS considering that bombing they just did. Can't exactly go out of their way to help out Hezbollah, and meanwhile Hamas is getting strangled to death since Israel's neighbors have all finally had enough of those guys.
 
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Does anyone remember when the US could scrape together a coalition of nearly 50 nations to invade a middle eastern country?
 
“To make the coalition seem powerful, they added some country, the Seychelles or Meychelles or whatever, and I had to Google what it even was!” Nasrallah said, according to translations by local media outlets. In Arabic, the names sounded like “Sin-shell” and “Min-shell.”

“Turns out it’s some island at the end of the world, with a population of less than 100,000,” he added.
Gotta be fair, we'd be mocking anyone else who tried to play up the Seychelles as an ally worth mentioning. Imagine China declaring a coalition to invade Taiwan, and they put Nauru on the list. We'd never stop laughing at them.
 
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