😵‍💫 Skitzocow Methed-Up-Samurai - Edgy, weapon sperg, meth-head, terrible gifs

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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
Damn, that girl is just not cute. Not even a little.
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She desperately needs a tit job. Those are the very definition of mosquito bite nipples. That might do her some favors, but not much.

PolexiaAphrodisia said:
Of all the cows on the Farms who could/have made sex tapes, he's probably the best choice.
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Eh, yeah. I was hoping the MUS sex tape would be some kind of wild, crazy, fucked up meth fueled biker orgy in the middle of the Arizona desert, but at least he gave us a decent sex tape that wasn't some kind of autistic shit like Chris trying to fuck a blowup doll.
 
Broseph Stalin said:
She desperately needs a tit job. Those are the very definition of mosquito bite nipples. That might do her some favors, but not much.



Eh, yeah. I was hoping the MUS sex tape would be some kind of wild, crazy, fucked up meth fueled biker orgy in the middle of the Arizona desert, but at least he gave us a decent sex tape that wasn't some kind of autistic shit like Chris trying to fuck a blowup doll.
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Honestly her body just looks like someone enlarged a prepubescent kid's body. She doesn't have curves or tits, no ass or anything. It's a little gross the more I think about it. Damn, Methed-Up Samurai, you've got some weird tastes...

I'd rather see a sex tape of him and the Mexican cartel queen. Bring back Cartel Queen!
 
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Maybe MUS has more in common with Shadman than I thought...
Her tits are literally just nipples.

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But at least she's legal?

Also he doesn't bust so many nuts because he's a beast, it's because meth makes orgasms easier.
It's not amazing sex, you're just on drugs.
 
I wonder if she got on drugs really young and it fucked up her puberty. That might explain lack of development.
 
Vandy said:
You have small titties don't you Meowthkip.

Don't fret, there is a samurai out there for you.
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Which would be more shameful: being a kiwi farms moderator or having small titties and getting banged by a meth addict who thinks he's a ninja?
 
the world would be a sadder, greyer place without MUS and his unending, unwavering, unstoppable zeal for life and the universe
semper fidelis you magnificent bastard
 
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