😵‍💫 Skitzocow Methed-Up-Samurai - Edgy, weapon sperg, meth-head, terrible gifs

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I'd much rather read his crazy Juggalo rambling than any SJW "cultural appropriation/genderthing/white people are demons" sperging. I know someone who's a bit too much like him IRL and they are just as fun to laugh at as he is.
 
This guy's insane blog is a prime example of why I urge drug dealers everywhere not to sample their own merchandise.

As entertaining as he is now, I wonder where he'll end up in the next few years. The long-term effects of this stuff are horrible, no matter how much of a badass you think you are.
 
imo we need more people like Methed Out Samurai on Tumblr, he's one of the few people on the entire website that legitimately brings a smile to my face and doesn't make me give out a very loud and annoyed groan every few minutes.

Like, yeah, he's definitely an edgy sperg, but not in the bitchy Tumblr sense. Like, I can actually read through his blog with some small shred of interest and curiosity, which is more than I can say for most blogs.
 
Good Gods this guy seems like a Shadowrun character divorced from time.

at one point, I actually did play almost exactly this guy in an SR campaign, an edgelord mall ninja street samurai that only really brought any sort of combat effectiveness via metric fucktons of Kamikaze, which is basically omnimeth.

His name was DRUGNINJA, or at least it was on the sheet, as any time anyone asked, I made up some fresh pseudo-philosophical bullshit about how he was "the darkness within the light, the penumbra, the deepest part of the shadow" or some horseshit like that. In case you couldn't tell, this guy was completely tongue in cheek, and because his only augment was Narco, which basically just existed to make the drugs better, I expected him to have the lifespan of a fruit fly

Thankfully, he never actually outlived his comedy value, but he did last way longer than I wanted to play him. this is primarily due to my unholy dice luck, and habit of hoarding more Edge ( basically SR's "emergency dice") than I realistically needed.

Now if the fate of DRUGNINJA is any indication for the future of Methed-up Samurai, he's going to die of a huge multiple drug overdose while going berserk and trying to beat down his dealer
 
Die Wotansperg said:
Good Gods this guy seems like a Shadowrun character divorced from time.

at one point, I actually did play almost exactly this guy in an SR campaign, an edgelord mall ninja street samurai that only really brought any sort of combat effectiveness via metric fucktons of Kamikaze, which is basically omnimeth.

His name was DRUGNINJA, or at least it was on the sheet, as any time anyone asked, I made up some fresh pseudo-philosophical bullshit about how he was "the darkness within the light, the penumbra, the deepest part of the shadow" or some horseshit like that. In case you couldn't tell, this guy was completely tongue in cheek, and because his only augment was Narco, which basically just existed to make the drugs better, I expected him to have the lifespan of a fruit fly

Thankfully, he never actually outlived his comedy value, but he did last way longer than I wanted to play him. this is primarily due to my unholy dice luck, and habit of hoarding more Edge ( basically SR's "emergency dice") than I realistically needed.

Now if the fate of DRUGNINJA is any indication for the future of Methed-up Samurai, he's going to die of a huge multiple drug overdose while going berserk and trying to beat down his dealer
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Nobody asked you about your lack of sex life.
 
Yo fam, decided to test out some plugins I got for chrome and downloaded some Methed-Up-Samurai videos. Noticed they were all below 10 megabytes so I'm uploading them here. I'll probably put some more up later on for anybody interested.

This way, you don't need a Tumblr account or whatever to view his videos.
 

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Yo fam, decided to test out some plugins I got for chrome and downloaded some Methed-Up-Samurai videos. Noticed they were all below 10 megabytes so I'm uploading them here. I'll probably put some more up later on for anybody interested.

This way, you don't need a Tumblr account or whatever to view his videos.
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Year Nine high school student's elective class end of year project in Media Studies.
 
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I think this sums him up nicely.

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So it would seem our favorite Tumblr oddity is planning to leave us for the Philippines, and like so many of his posts, it raises more questions than answers them.

Did the heat get to be too much and he's just using this as an excuse to get out of town? Does this mean he's going clean? Will his blog remain a testament to his crazy? What's the name of his metal band? Who is his ex and how the hell did a methhead manage a relationship for 17 years?

Regardless, if he's gonna be gone; I'm gonna miss him. It was nice seeing something so bizarre and utterly out of place among all the cookie-cutter whiny special snowflakes on that blue hellsite.

(Will try to grab proper screencaps a little later; archive.is doesn't work with blogs that are made semi-private, unfortunately.)
 
Hypodermic Johnny said:
So it would seem our favorite Tumblr oddity is planning to leave us for the Philippines, and like so many of his posts, it raises more questions than answers them.

Did the heat get to be too much and he's just using this as an excuse to get out of town? Does this mean he's going clean? Will his blog remain a testament to his crazy? What's the name of his metal band? Who is his ex and how the hell did a methhead manage a relationship for 17 years?

Regardless, if he's gonna be gone; I'm gonna miss him. It was nice seeing something so bizarre and utterly out of place among all the cookie-cutter whiny special snowflakes on that blue hellsite.

(Will try to grab proper screencaps a little later; archive.is doesn't work with blogs that are made semi-private, unfortunately.)
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I hope he has a good time in the Philippines.

He should send postcards.
 
Sorry about the delay, here are the caps to that post in question. Y'know outside the crazy drugged-up eyes and edgelord weapons and mask thing, he almost looks...normal. Like someone's uncle/dad who's into hippie shit and metal or something.

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...for an edgy meth head, there's surprisingly good, even motivational advice in this (again a weird regular for him; actual useful advice in-between all the layers of batshit insanity).

Whatever happens to methed-up-samurai, I just wanna say Godspeed, you crazy motherfucker.
 
So he was in a mentally abusive relationship. He doesn't say who specifically who was abusive, but moving cross country to "keep myself from taking her back" does kind of imply that she was the abuser. And granted, in many abusive relationships the abuser is indeed a woman. It's just rather difficult to swallow when he's howling into the camera about meth and fucking your shit up if he gets pissed off, and every photo is him in bondage and weapons.

But hey, you never know, maybe he does genuinely want to get off the drugs and live past his fortieth birthday. In that case, good for him, hope he can succeed.
 
Over the course of six pages just about everybody who posts in this thread likes him.
 
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