😵‍💫 Skitzocow Methed-Up-Samurai - Edgy, weapon sperg, meth-head, terrible gifs

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This guy seems awfully high functioning for a methhead.
 
I like how this guy claims to be a "metalhead"...
What he means is that he is another fagget Slipknot Immortan Joe wannabe, waving around his fake swords like some autist banned from the set of "Purge II".

Kids...Pah. Get off my fucken lawn.
 
HinRai said:
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Holy shit that posts been going around tumblr for a while now. Everyone is laughing at his response; I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't threatened to murder every single 14 year old who re-blogged it.

Speaking of edgeyness:
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Totally oblivious. Amazing. Don't do meth kids, you won't be able to appreciate your nice memes anymore.

And in case anyone needed a reminder as to how fucking insane this corner of the internet is, http://tweakingmom.tumblr.com/. "Trying to be a tweaker and a mom is harder than anyone can believe. It's hard know which one is the most important to me at times. " Complete with pictures of cute little girl in glasses for extra feels.
 
Nyx said:
Holy shit that posts been going around tumblr for a while now. Everyone is laughing at his response; I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't threatened to murder every single 14 year old who re-blogged it.

Speaking of edgeyness:

Totally oblivious. Amazing. Don't do meth kids, you won't be able to appreciate your nice memes anymore.

And in case anyone needed a reminder as to how fucking insane this corner of the internet is, http://tweakingmom.tumblr.com/. "Trying to be a tweaker and a mom is harder than anyone can believe. It's hard know which one is the most important to me at times. " Complete with pictures of cute little girl in glasses for extra feels.
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Methed-Up Samurai X Tweakingmom OTP :heart-full:
 
He keeps bringing up philosophy and how "ever since he was 13" he always carries a "philosophy book" around with him. I now like to imagine him reading Dostoyevsky after he types up his insane rambles.

Also, a lot of his posts read strangely enough like crazy new-age hippies on Instagram. Of course, with a lot less verbosity, but it's funny to see him use terms like "this cloud of tranquil chaos" and "good vibes" on his blog.
 
Hypodermic Johnny said:
He claims that it doesn't matter if he gets reported because the cops won't investigate something that could just be an artistic experiment since Tumblr's an 'art blog' site.

...and yet. His blog is clearly off the radar since you can't get to it directly and an askbox is nowhere to be found. And he posted this at one point:

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(Note: I figured that since that's an 800 number it was fake; let me know if I need to edit it out of the screencap, though.)
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The 814 area code is indeed from Erie, Pennsylvania. Haven't confirmed if it's a live number, because "calling up a random meth head" doesn't sound like the best of plans.
 
HypeBeast said:
Please be fake, please be fake.
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Several people have reported it, so hopefully not real, but if it is then at least it's being dealt with.



New video

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I don't think he's talking about us, there's enough people calling him an idiot on tumblr, but including this anyway.

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Somehow, this guy still doesn't annoy me as much as the otherkin genderspecial types do. Tbh I think this thread is one of the most entertaining ones in the tumblr subforum.

Shine on you crazy diamond, shine on.
 
Oh, how adorable! This guy is just so damn precious! Look how hard he's trying! Little feller is just too much!

I'm willing to bet the edgy gimp masks are to hide his big ol' dick-sucking lips. Or his meth mouth...if he even does meth. I'm dubious.

As for the rest of his grandiose, egotistical bragadocio...I don't buy it. This guy is full of himself, but he damn sure isn't some high powered civil engineer who kicks gang member ass, kicks it with Triads and Yakuza, and smashes anyone's face in if they slight him.
 
He strikes me as someone who would react to the navy seals copypasta as if it was completely serious if it was put in an ask or something. Someone do it.
 
Fuck's sake. Either the man's a spectacular troll, or he's one of the best candidates I've seen for the Darwin Awards I've seen in yonks. Every time I see someone like this, all I want to tell them is, "You want me to think you're scary? Tell me how to take an entire suburban sewerage treatment plant and its backups offline, and keep it that way until people start dying of typhoid fever." I doubt he'd get it though. A druggie tends to fixate on weapons because they look cool and intimidating, but they never seem to quite understand that they're extremely limited in terms of body count and long term damage. I've worked in different areas of primary services for a number of years now, and believe me when I say that the people who've scared me most are the ones who can murder hundreds, if not thousands, by doing something small and insignificant very quickly and without breaking a sweat, and who smile all the time. I'm not saying that I'd want to live next to him (grew up there, done with that) or that I'd be happy walking around by myself at anytime of day or night with him and his mates lurking around, but he sure as hell doesn't make me fear for society.

I don't think you'd get very far trying to explain this to him, however. Either the meth has completely rotted his brain out, or else he never had one to begin with.
 
This guy has so much edge, he's shitting angst and razor blades.

Does anyone else feel like he'd be entertaining as hell if he managed to find and er, interact with us?
 
glass_houses said:
Fuck's sake. Either the man's a spectacular troll, or he's one of the best candidates I've seen for the Darwin Awards I've seen in yonks. Every time I see someone like this, all I want to tell them is, "You want me to think you're scary? Tell me how to take an entire suburban sewerage treatment plant and its backups offline, and keep it that way until people start dying of typhoid fever." I doubt he'd get it though. A druggie tends to fixate on weapons because they look cool and intimidating, but they never seem to quite understand that they're extremely limited in terms of body count and long term damage. I've worked in different areas of primary services for a number of years now, and believe me when I say that the people who've scared me most are the ones who can murder hundreds, if not thousands, by doing something small and insignificant very quickly and without breaking a sweat, and who smile all the time. I'm not saying that I'd want to live next to him (grew up there, done with that) or that I'd be happy walking around by myself at anytime of day or night with him and his mates lurking around, but he sure as hell doesn't make me fear for society.

I don't think you'd get very far trying to explain this to him, however. Either the meth has completely rotted his brain out, or else he never had one to begin with.
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I don't know, I think the whole murder-hippie thing is kinda adorable in a 'slow-motion-train-wreck' kind of way. He seems like he'd be a real interesting dude to just sit down and talk with for awhile. If he ever discovers this thread (don't get any ideas, weens) we should hit up @MasterDisaster and see if he's got time for an interview.
 
See at least guys like this have obvious gtfo/run away warning flags. Then you get the ones who look normal as any kiwi average everyday person right up until they break into a bout of meth-induced rage and seriously injure somebody (often themselves)
 
Elijah said:
He strikes me as someone who would react to the navy seals copypasta as if it was completely serious if it was put in an ask or something. Someone do it.
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Unfortunately (or not depending on how you feel about weening) he has his ask box shut down, so if you wanted to be autistic at him you'd need to make a tumblr account and message him or tag him in stuff.
 
This is like the ultimate form of internet attention whoring. This guy is destroying himself and documenting the process for asspats on tumblr. It's an interesting aspect of social media, in my opinion, is what length people will go to for attention, for social gratification. Fleeting, empty acknowledgment from other equally dysfunctional people sitting behind screens around the world. I wonder what depth we'll reach next.
 
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