😵‍💫 Skitzocow Methed-Up-Samurai - Edgy, weapon sperg, meth-head, terrible gifs

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Finally read through the whole dang thread.

Methed-Up-Samurai is my new favorite Tumblr oddity.
 
More videos, though I'm not going to bother embedding now, it's just more of the same, but they're archived in case you want to watch.

Wasgood @theofficialtweakernation @tweakernation and all the other chemical warriors who follow my humble drug/philosophy/anarchy blog! As a small token of thanks to all of you for your continued support of a blog that mainly consists of drugs and "The ramblings of a drugged out tweaker" (intro from the song featured in this vid) I’m passing the Bong to y'all thru the net…so who’s got next?!? Hope all of u are enjoying your weekend!


That hit that melts all the negativity of the world away and accelerates your focus to the level so devoid of distraction that it seems to transform everyone around you into living breathing wallpaper. It’s 5am, time to get started on conquering the work day and making it my bitch! Sending out clouds of samurai strength and ferocity to all of you out there in @theofficialtweakernation @tweakernation and beyond to aid you in your fight to do the same


Meanwhile, in the violent sanctuary known as The Dragonhouse at 4:20 am…
 
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Thanks to this thread and tumblr's app being a stalker I got a pretty interesting notification.
 
When you’re a bloodthirsty warrior who is highly skilled with power tools existing with the cursed burden of living as a mortal in the most mediocre era of time where art of true combat has been replaced by the use of a technological abomination in weaponry that has allowed a society of lazy cowards who lack fighting skills and fear pain to kill with the twitch of a finger, sometimes you get moments of what I call “Killinspiration” which causes you to buy and demolish 2 perfectly constructed deadly weapons in order to combine them into 1 instrument of destruction which better suits my level of aggression.
with that said, it is my honor and privilege to allow you all to bare witness to the unveiling of a titanium bonded blade and a battle axe that have been forged into evolution by my own hands to become what I intend to be the messiest weapon in my arsenal, The Edge Of Chaos.


Whatever you are physically…male or female, strong or weak, ill or healthy–all those things matter less than what your heart contains. If you have the soul of a warrior, you are a warrior. All those other things, they are the glass that contains the lamp, but you are the light inside.


“haven’t you ever just wondered about god? ever?”

“well yeah everyone wonders about god now and then, its just some of us don’t dwell on it, you know? I give it a place, and I believe what I believe.”

TURN THIS WORLD UPSIDE DOWN!

TURN THIS WORLD UPSIDE DOWN!!

REFUSE TO FALL TO YOUR KNEES LIKE THE REST!!
 
How much do you wanna bet that he doesn't do nearly as much meth as he claims to?
 
A discussion on politics, was there ever any chance he wasn't an anarchist?

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THE DRAGONHOUSE :story:

O God of Lols, please let this cow be everything he says he is, don't let it turn out that he lives with his elderly parents and works part-time moving palettes around at a printing company, please have him die at his peak in a nuclear drug riot, amen
 
His dramatic ass gifs is the icing on the cake for me. Especially when he uses them for reactions to responses? Oh booooy.
 
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