Metal Gear

[babadook]

It is pretty funny that Sweet Baby Inc probably only exists because Alex Blaustein got fired by Kojima bc Kojima didn't like Blaustein having to recontextualize some jokes in the MGS translations so they made sense in English. The funny thing is, he didn't shoehorn in any gay lib shit, he didn't even "destroy" the context or punchlines. Nigga got an addiction after doing all the work solo and I guess it fried his brain so bad that Sweet Baby Inc exists now.

Kojima is, probably, some-what responsible for the state of modern gaming and absolutely gay nigger faggots, trannies, and fat dyed hair women ruining shit. There's a deep comedy in all of this somehow.

Another jojima masterstroke!

 

[thhrang]

Reminder - Solidus was the hero of MGS2.

I feel like Solidus is underrated in general tbh.

 

[Fat Camp Intern]

So cool. Found a link to a C# TreeView doubleclick bug for windows 7 and vista commented in one of the layout editor files lol



The wordpress post is still up til this day. So they implement the fix and name it "TreeViewWithoutDoubleClick". Ahhhh, the life of a programmer...

To think, that dude was probably tearing his hair out wondering why the layout editor he was supposed to make for his team was acting wonky. Looks up and implements the fix and leaves it in comments in case someone some day will use it or see it. Well, MGS2 dev, I salute you, 16 years later. And will remember this fix the next time I boot up Win 7 and try to use some shitty C# lib.

Since the bug fix was dated 2010, I imagine this tooling was from BluePoint, one of the companies that worked on whatever HD remake

 

[Jamal McGucci]

It is pretty funny that Sweet Baby Inc probably only exists because Alex Blaustein got fired by Kojima bc Kojima didn't like Blaustein having to recontextualize some jokes in the MGS translations so they made sense in English. The funny thing is, he didn't shoehorn in any gay lib shit, he didn't even "destroy" the context or punchlines. Nigga got an addiction after doing all the work solo and I guess it fried his brain so bad that Sweet Baby Inc exists now.

Kojima is, probably, some-what responsible for the state of modern gaming and absolutely gay nigger faggots, trannies, and fat dyed hair women ruining shit. There's a deep comedy in all of this somehow.

You're thinking of dragon baby which is just as bad. Alex Blaustein is a crazy kike and his brother was a looney troon voice actor but is dead.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

I feel like Solidus is underrated in general tbh.

> neutralizes three mg rays single-handed
> can't sense raiden approaching from his left

 

[Fat Camp Intern]

Found a joke left by the Original Japanese devs:

setenv DSNETM psjw002 // 自分のＴ１００００
→ “my T10000”

(ホントにpsjw002と書くと、

→ “If you really write psjw002,”

園山のマシンになってしまいます。
→ “it becomes Sonoyama’s machine.”

Basically in the internal build environment they could set their machine name to Makato Sonoyama's, the main programmer, and have full access to his build environment if they wanted to xD

also found the OBJECT struct. Sweeeet

 

[Smoge]

all this ice bucket talk and no one mentions yanderedev blowing his load all over

 

[CrackPipeCowboy]

I wished he stopped obsessing over expensive celebrities.

I was first confused why Kaz had the same voice actor as he did in Peace Walker in MGSV. Why wasn't he replaced like everyone else? Then I remembered that Robin Atkin Downes is a famous voice actor/actor. Don't forget that Kojima ghosted Joosten in favor of a celebrity he could scan for Death Stranding.

 

[ForkyMeetsPorky]

I hope it gets ported to the Dreamcast, like the GTA III project.

 

[Buzz Killington]

I was first confused why Kaz had the same voice actor as he did in Peace Walker in MGSV. Why wasn't he replaced like everyone else? Then I remembered that Robin Atkin Downes is a famous voice actor/actor. Don't forget that Kojima ghosted Joosten in favor of a celebrity he could scan for Death Stranding.

He kept Christopher Randolph as well for Huey. I think it was just particularly he never got over not having a celebrity voice Snake. He wanted Kurt Russell as far back as MGS1, but it wasn't until V that games got the budget and reputation to make it happen. I don't know how we ended up with Kief though if I'm honest, I'd love to know how that conversation went down. I'd also like to know why Kojima was retarded enough to cast a big name actor and then have Snake have about 5 minutes total dialogue (with some additional dialogue even being cut, i.e. talking to Paz)

 

[CrackPipeCowboy]

Snake have about 5 minutes total dialogue

This is the worst part! I like Sutherland a lot, and Venom never talks! Especially with the reveal (it's over a decade old, but I won't spoil it) I can almost forgive Kojima for removing Hayter. He still ghosted him and never let him know that he wasn't going to be cast this time. He could've at least been honest. Not to mention that he never really met the english voice actors for the original series beyond maybe one or two meetings, but has some many photos with Kief and other celebrities he bagged.

 

[Rinyuu is my EX]

I'd also like to know why Kojima was retarded enough to cast a big name actor and then have Snake have about 5 minutes total dialogue (with some additional dialogue even being cut, i.e. talking to Paz)

And some was locked behind as far as I remember impossible requirement such as that cutscene if every single player disposed of his nuke which was impossible. Now I vividly remember Konami had to step in and did something about it but by then I was over it.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Now I vividly remember Konami had to step in and did something about it but by then I was over it.

Konami had to do something about it because they got caught cheating the system to keep players engaged.

 

[Abernathy]

i might be slow why is this good again? modding, right?

A lot of US media had to be censored because of a certain massively lethal false-flag operation that the American government decided to portray as a scary iconic event, which also provided them with a convenient excuse to declare war on anyone and censor anything. It has already been done on a smaller scale with the Columbine shooting. Many games among other things had to be retooled and censored. Leaks like this can give us closure at least, we can see what that game would be like without the American victim complex demanding everything to be cut. I don't care about Metal Gear Solid, but I'm fully onboard with this or any other content leak.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

This is the worst part! I like Sutherland a lot, and Venom never talks! Especially with the reveal (it's over a decade old, but I won't spoil it) I can almost forgive Kojima for removing Hayter. He still ghosted him and never let him know that he wasn't going to be cast this time. He could've at least been honest. Not to mention that he never really met the english voice actors for the original series beyond maybe one or two meetings, but has some many photos with Kief and other celebrities he bagged.

I actually liked the change at first because I thought his voice was a good halfway point between the voices of David Hayter and Richard Doyle (MGS4's Big Boss). Then I realised I'd still rather have Hayter.

If they refrained from having the real Big Boss speak in game then they could have argued it was because Sutherland was really just the medic's unchanged voice, but that opens up some other shit then like why nobody commented on the voice change.

Hell, that could have been a great way to do the reveal. A final cutscene which shows you the real Big Boss, who you are misled to believe is still the player/Venom, until he starts speaking in Hayter's voice. That would have been awesome.

 

[ellroy]

If you play them, do so in release order.
MGS - Great but obviously dated, but still holds up if you have a good attention span. There's the GameCube remake, Twin Snakes, but the gameplay messes up the flow and the acting choreography doesn't fit the story setting.
MGS2 - the series bumps up above 80s action thriller writing. Gameplay is a lot smoother. Raiden is the newest tragic playable character, and a good one.
MGS3 - Easily the magnum opus. Great James Bond influenced cold war espionage story. Camera fix and features like camo make playing and replaying a blast
MGS4 - I still like it as a final send off, but

Still fun to play and a decent enough story.
MGS Peace Walker - HD version gameplay is good, and the story is serviceable enough. Not necessarily a needed title, but the multiplayer and MB system were fun.
MGR:R - You can probably play this game at any time. It's a great hack and slash. Tons of meme-worthy moments.
I'm not gonna talk much about Ground Zeroes or V beyond that the gameplay is really good, but story and open world are lacking.

Nobody mentioned AC!D or however it is spelled. I know the gameplay is different but from reading MGS wiki 16 years ago, they came across as a better end game for Snake than MGS4 was.

Undeniably based. I love seeing left over development artifacts.

I remember it getting shit on back in the day. I forget why, I played and loved it just like the original PS version.

It took MGS2 gameplay and reused the same map layouts and size. Made the game easier. The choreography in the cutscenes was done in Hong Kong action flick style, they even got a Hong Kong director to direct them. The voice lines were changed too to make it better for western audience. I beyond the over top action scenes and some extremely melodramatic moments (Meryl getting sniped), it was fun to play but wasn't the same as the original.

Concerning the copyright claims, I think its because the developers who made it, Silicon Knights, went through some legal issues with their studio on something unrelated and now the IP sits in some strange purgatory. I wouldn't be surprised if the source code and the assets are lost.

 

[Sheogorath]

It was more than just Konami. Tomokazu Fukushima was the writer for most of the dialogue from MGS to MGS3

takoyaki futanari is the dumbest bullshit theory people ever came up with there's litteraly zero fucking sources for any of this bullshit just niggas looking through credits of the game and making it up a story tomokazu wrote some codec calls and fucking snake tales that's it "GUYS KOJIMA IS A HACK HE STOLE TOMKAZU'S TALENT AND PASSED IT OF AS HIS OWN THAT'S WHY MGS 4 SUCKS" despite the fact that TOMOKAZU WORKED ON MGS4 BUT LEFT KONAMI MID DEV AND WASN'T CREDITED

 

[Burt Ryan]

https://archive.ph/wip/rsNJz

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This... actually seems pretty fucking big. Holy shit.

If only the leak date was April 30th and not May 1st.

This is so peak.

 

[Sheogorath]

those kind of schizo theories still exist, like the one that tries to state that Venom Snake's real identity is Frank Jaeger / Gray Fox. The evidence? Well, both are Big Boss's right hand man, and uh. Both guys hit a similar pose in some art.
Yep. That's it.

i remember the guy said like 5 times that if his theory is not true it ruins the timeline of the series while never actually saying why lol

 

[ellroy]

takoyaki futanari is the dumbest bullshit theory people ever came up with there's litteraly zero fucking sources for any of this bullshit just niggas looking through credits of the game and making it up a story tomokazu wrote some codec calls and fucking snake tales that's it "GUYS KOJIMA IS A HACK HE STOLE TOMKAZU'S TALENT AND PASSED IT OF AS HIS OWN THAT'S WHY MGS 4 SUCKS" despite the fact that TOMOKAZU WORKED ON MGS4 BUT LEFT KONAMI MID DEV AND WASN'T CREDITED

If anything that makes MGS4 a bigger tragedy. The 2005 E3 trailer had a hotter Meryl and Snake not being old as shit. I personally don't think Tomkazu is perfect, I still have some problems with MGS3's story but MGS4 is a terrible end to this series, not to mention the issues of cutscenes being a vast majority of play time instead of actual gameplay.