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Do you think the name Haruto and Honoka are very common first names in Japan, pretty much the Dave and Matt names of that country
Definitely, but as a foreigner I don't have the subconscious awareness of other countries' common names like I do for here. Your name is Jessica? OK, you're the third Jessica in this department so you're getting a last initial. I wouldn't have automatically known that about a Haruto.

It's kind of the Bobson Dugnutt effect; for Japan, those are nicely inconspicuous Western names.
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Honestly, who would name someone like Bobson Dugnutt?
If you ask the developers of Fighting Baseball for the SNES, that's a perfectly normal name for a round-eye. Who knows, with those Western devils?

Now that it's been invented, I would definitely put it on someone's fake ID.
 
If you ask the developers of Fighting Baseball for the SNES, that's a perfectly normal name for a round-eye. Who knows, with those Western devils?

Now that it's been invented, I would definitely put it on someone's fake ID.
I mean I could use this for my fake ID
 
i feel the same pain of a parent watching their infant child being murdered when i look at this
I was going to ask why modern game developers are terrified of Solid Snake's ass, but given the games are being played by addicted children mediated by a globalized computer network, the theft of Snake's cake has to serve some pancake-ass agenda of the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo.
 
I was going to ask why modern game developers are terrified of Solid Snake's ass, but given the games are being played by addicted children mediated by a globalized computer network, the theft of Snake's cake has to serve some pancake-ass agenda of the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo.
You'd think the ugly women and troons running these things would want to cater to the female gaze, and only make the women unattractive.
 
You'd think the ugly women and troons running these things would want to cater to the female gaze, and only make the women unattractive.
It's because they have zero clue as to what an actual attractive woman looks like, and if they did, then they would cry and bitch in a tism rage
 
It's because they have zero clue as to what an actual attractive woman looks like, and if they did, then they would cry and bitch in a tism rage
Focus up, soldier: we're not talking about CGI women, we're talking about the international gaming industry's insurmountable fear of Solid Snake's ass and the steps they take to hide the truth.
 
Focus up, soldier: we're not talking about CGI women, we're talking about the international gaming industry's insurmountable fear of Solid Snake's ass and the steps they take to hide the truth.
Still the same. Some people (male or female) are just insecure about their bodies and to be honest about it, especially when they cry in tism rage about it. Which is why we see Solid Snake having a narrow urethra like Hank Hill's ass.
 
You guys think that this will happen once the MGS3 remake gets released (I sincerely doubt it).
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God I hope so

I got a solid hour or two of laughs out of pointing out that black people, women and generally shitty retards have been in GTA for forever back when the GTA VI trailer released.

To be fair though, I did think how much cock sucking The Boss got was gay even back in 2004. I know this because I've been arguing with Kojima fanboys giving his gay shit a pass for two decades now.
 
To be fair though, I did think how much cock sucking The Boss got was gay even back in 2004. I know this because I've been arguing with Kojima fanboys giving his gay shit a pass for two decades now.
She's such a retarded Mary Sue lol. Of course the 7' tall psycho sadist is going to get beaten up by the 5' 100lb-soaking-wet woman and be scared of her for the rest of the game. "There's no such thing as an eternal enemy" "OMG SO DEEP better fuck up the entire world for the next 50 years trying to interpret this surface-level ideal!" - every other character, probably.
 
She's such a retarded Mary Sue lol. Of course the 7' tall psycho sadist is going to get beaten up by the 5' 100lb-soaking-wet woman and be scared of her for the rest of the game. "There's no such thing as an eternal enemy" "OMG SO DEEP better fuck up the entire world for the next 50 years trying to interpret this surface-level ideal!" - every other character, probably.
I could overlook The Boss being retarded if it was just one game, but then they basically replaced Big Boss legendary status with her, and all of the nu fan faggots that came in with MGS4 ate that shit up.

God I wish the series would have ended with 3
 
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