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Problematic User Forever said:
Kojima on Metal Gear Survive: "Zombies? lol yeah right I wouldn't have done something dumb like that."

Kojima on Portable Ops (probably): "Gray Fox being a child soldier who is brainwashed to be a super soldier agent? lol yeah right I wouldn't have done something stupid like that."
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Look at these totally not zombies!

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Snekposter said:
If Jack Black ever got involved in college football, the only place was as the ball.
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I can imagine Jack Black as Senator Armstrong going like: "I have a dream, where I- PUT TWO OF THEM UP YOUR ASS! -and I'll make sure I'll Make America- suck a cock!"
 
verissimus said:
And then we have, the complete and utterly necessary nonsense that was MGS5 "twist ending". An ending which essentially invalidates the whole Le Enfant terribles project by having Big Boss conveniently clone himself by subjecting some random sob to some hynotherapy and applying plastic surgery.
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Les enfant terribles happened because they needed a plan B after big boss kept getting into comas like a complete tard and he was one bad day away from calling the patriots gay and fucking off.
 
Nobunaga said:
Les enfant terribles happened because they needed a plan B after big boss kept getting into comas like a complete tard and he was one bad day away from calling the patriots gay and fucking off.
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IIRC Zero visits a comatose Venom and knows that he isn't the real Big Boss, but by this time the LET project was in full swing so it was too late for him to back out . The whole idea the MGS games push is that 'It's the deeds that make the man, not the genes.' so the twist at the end isn't so upsetting to me because it falls in line with what the past 4 games have been shoving down your throat.

What does tickle me is that Big Boss is perfectly fine with another man's life being stolen to save his own ass, but then goes 'oh mah gerd za boss was just used and thrown away!' 'oh mah gerd they baby trapped me!' but by this time we already knew BB was a full-blown hypocrite.
 
umami's milk said:
IIRC Zero visits a comatose Venom and knows that he isn't the real Big Boss, but by this time the LET project was in full swing so it was too late for him to back out . The whole idea the MGS games push is that 'It's the deeds that make the man, not the genes.' so the twist at the end isn't so upsetting to me because it falls in line with what the past 4 games have been shoving down your throat.

What does tickle me is that Big Boss is perfectly fine with another man's life being stolen to save his own ass, but then goes 'oh mah gerd za boss was just used and thrown away!' 'oh mah gerd they baby trapped me!' but by this time we already knew BB was a full-blown hypocrite.
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Zero was the one who started the Venom project; one of the truth tapes is Zero telling Ocelot "hey we started a project for you to take over" and Ocelot being an annoyed but dutiful cowboy about it.

BB was also upset, first finding out about Venom, but he holds the speed record for rationalizing away cognitive dissonance and got to "well, we're the same legend, go for it!" within the course of a few tapes. Maybe someone told him Santa brought him a body double.
 
I'll admit when I'm wrong: it turns out that there is actually a lot of Metal Gear ASMR roleplay, Also that "Big Boss Rescues You" video looks a lot better now in comparison.

Psycho Mantis Metal Gear Solid ASMR Roleplay​

[ASMR] Solid Snake Helps Move You into Your Dorm Room and Talks About Boxes​

[ASMR] Rescued by Raiden (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Roleplay)​

 
How about an Old Mangear Solid where everyone is really old for no reason? Like a reverse of Bugsy Malone where everyone was children. I hate that fucking movie.
Old Man Bronson would be Ocelot(he's got weapon/western experience), a 90 year old Ernest Borgnine as Kenneth Baker, uuh... present day Clint Eastwood would be Solid Snake, obviously. Let's not talk about the women or The Last Stand will return.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
How about an Old Mangear Solid where everyone is really old for no reason?
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Ernest Borgnine has been dead for a good while :(

I dunno, maybe Rule 63 MGS would be the way to go. Take advantage of Hollywood's youth-focus to get some good actresses cheap for all the older dude roles, get all your veiled lesbianism, shirtlessness and sneaking suit ass shots explained by being true to the source material.

Cigars are of course universal.
 
Aunt Carol said:
Ernest Borgnine has been dead for a good while :(
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I know... that's why I said 90 year old Ernest Borgnine, he was alive and happily jerking off when he was 90. No Country For Old Solid Snakes could be a title.

What the hell is rule 63...
Not as bad as I thought! I thought it would be something that TheLastStand's everything.
 
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