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SSj_Ness said:
That's actually a pretty good way for Konami to take the series in their own direction without Kojima, like an alternate timeline split from there.
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Or they could pull "Liquid actually lives" off the cutting room floor as a lynchpin for an alternate universe. That'd have more impact on the timeline, and it'd be bringing back a fan favorite scenery-chewer to balance out the fanboy tears. There's a lot of cut content/abandoned ideas for MGS2 that people would love to see, and 9/11 is a long time ago now.



If anyone's going to make a MGS movie, on the other hand, they need to start with Snake Eater and they need to do it before Werner Herzog gets any older.

He'd be perfect for the job. Herzog knows about the savagery of Nature, the wounds of the Cold War, the tragedy and absurdity of the human condition, that sometimes a man is just made out of hornets, and that sometimes you just have to work in a ton of exposition. Send him out to a temperate rainforest with moldering concrete buildings and assign him two PAs: one to keep track of Metal Gear lore and one who keeps reminding him to make things more horny.
 
Aunt Carol said:
If anyone's going to make a MGS movie, on the other hand, they need to start with Snake Eater and they need to do it before Werner Herzog gets any older.
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The MGS movie has been in development hell for years, so this could be possible
 
Plus, Pedowood will fuck it up the same way Kojima did
 
Aunt Carol said:
Or they could pull "Liquid actually lives" off the cutting room floor as a lynchpin for an alternate universe. That'd have more impact on the timeline, and it'd be bringing back a fan favorite scenery-chewer to balance out the fanboy tears. There's a lot of cut content/abandoned ideas for MGS2 that people would love to see, and 9/11 is a long time ago now.



If anyone's going to make a MGS movie, on the other hand, they need to start with Snake Eater and they need to do it before Werner Herzog gets any older.

He'd be perfect for the job. Herzog knows about the savagery of Nature, the wounds of the Cold War, the tragedy and absurdity of the human condition, that sometimes a man is just made out of hornets, and that sometimes you just have to work in a ton of exposition. Send him out to a temperate rainforest with moldering concrete buildings and assign him two PAs: one to keep track of Metal Gear lore and one who keeps reminding him to make things more horny.
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Who should direct 1, 2, and 4 then in your opinion? I hope David Lynch could do 2, nobody else can do a story about doubles who live inside of a simulated or dream world justice the same way. Sion Sono could direct 4, he could make an appropriately horny and retarded 12 hour movie about an old man tranqing rape victims into an orgasm coma in order to hear from a black arms dealer and his bald diaper monkey about how they got raped and where and why
 
Hugger Brother said:
stop right there, criminal scum. let me remind you that MGS4 is the game with a secondary character whose sole notable trait is violently shitting himself every time he's in a cutscene. you cave men wouldn't know art if it shit its pants right in front of you...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-qTgagFaAA0
*stock farting noise 42* unnnghhhghhgh *stock farting noise 163* UOOHHHOHH *stock farting noise 719* RRRRRGHHOOOOOOHHOOHH
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SHUT UP IN THERE WILLYA
 
Aunt Carol said:
that sometimes a man is just made out of hornets,
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Harambe said:
Who should direct 1, 2, and 4 then in your opinion?
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Nah, wrong direction. No matter what, you make movies out of those, people get angry.

So we start with the MSX Metal Gear non-Solids, and we give them to Wes Anderson.

He could do it; they're a mixture of absurdity and poignant but arbitrary death. A series of boss fights is basically a series of setpieces, stopmotion is a much cooler way to animate giant robots, and Wes Anderson knows how to handle an ensemble cast.

Speaking of: he would tap Bill Murray to play Big Boss without one second of thought, and it'd be great.
 
Harambe said:
Who should direct 1, 2, and 4 then in your opinion?
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the MGS games are already as movie as they're gonna get (Kojima is a failed film director) and the interactivity is part of the story anyway, to varying degrees. making a serious attempt to faithfully commit them to film would only result in a lame imitation. the solution is to violate the source material as hard as possible in service of making a camp spectacle (much like Kojima himself did with US politics and history) and for that I nominate the legend himself, Uwe Boll

 
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Aunt Carol said:
... they need to do it before Werner Herzog gets any older.
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Send him out to a temperate rainforest with moldering concrete buildings and assign him two PAs: one to keep track of Metal Gear lore and one who keeps reminding him to make things more horny.
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A lot of that should be the voices of contextually relevant codec calls talking over Big Boss doing shit. MGS3 is just a nature documentary of the nature of man, man.
 
I want them to Resident Evil it

Just Snake pulling off Twin Snakes level shenanigans for a solid 90 minutes with the only sneaking being a 30 second gag about the cardboard box (and it not working, of course).

And then have Kojima in the marketing pulling a James Cameron and just being like "I learry learry rike it!"

Throw in Zombies for good measure so all of his complaints about Survive sound even more retarded.
 
xXx: State of the Union said:
I want them to Resident Evil it

Just Snake pulling off Twin Snakes level shenanigans for a solid 90 minutes with the only sneaking being a 30 second gag about the cardboard box (and it not working, of course).

And then have Kojima in the marketing pulling a James Cameron and just being like "I learry learry rike it!"

Throw in Zombies for good measure so all of his complaints about Survive sound even more retarded.
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Made by the studio behind Metal Gear Rising, of course?
 
Aunt Carol said:
Speaking of: he would tap Bill Murray to play Big Boss without one second of thought, and it'd be great.
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I don't know who or how or any other descriptor; but something in me wants Nick Cage to be in a MGS movie. His brand of autism just works with the crazy shit Kojima writes into his characters. Making him some sort of officer/leader of some para-military/terrorism cell could be fun.
 
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