Metal Gear

[Jonah Hill poster]

Happy 35th Birthday, Metal Gear.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

imagine summertime tripods

 

[Aunt Carol]

We've been gently derailing the Social Justice Warriors thread with Metal Gear discourse.

Just the old complaint that Quiet is nakey.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

We've been gently derailing the Social Justice Warriors thread with Metal Gear discourse.

Just the old complaint that Quiet is nakey.

why aren't there complaints that she's ugly

 

[Aunt Carol]

why aren't there complaints that she's ugly

Thread commentators immediately moved on to criticizing her fashion sense, not her boobs.

I like Quiet's face. She's like the Wii Fit trainer but cranky.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Thread commentators immediately moved on to criticizing her fashion sense, not her boobs.

I like Quiet's face. She's like the Wii Fit trainer but cranky.

she has the telltale features of chronic mouth breathing

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

she has the telltale features of chronic mouth breathing

She's Dutch, what do you expect?

 

[Aunt Carol]

she has the telltale features of chronic mouth breathing

Well, I have some good news for you about that...

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Well, I have some good news for you about that...

the bone formation with mouth breathing changes during childhood so nothing can be done now. wonder what the skin breathing bone formation would look like scoliosis

anyway, i made this and i think it's silly

 

[Aunt Carol]

Not mine, but makes several valid points.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

for someone named quiet she never shuts the fuck up

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

put googly eyes on monsoon's visor while he's sleeping and see how far into the day he notices
eta to not be a doubleposting tard i'm gonna just compile my autistic memes until someone else posts in the thread again

Spoiler

i am severely retarded

 

[TVB]

put googly eyes on monsoon's visor while he's sleeping and see how far into the day he notices
eta to not be a doubleposting tard i'm gonna just compile my autistic memes until someone else posts in the thread again

Spoiler

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i am severely retarded

still a good meme

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

still a good meme

thank you that makes me hate myself less

 

[Burned CDs]

Mgs1, 2, and 3 are all good in their own right.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Mgs1, 2, and 3 are all good in their own right.

mgs 1 is a CLASSIC
mgs 2 is REFRESHING
mgs 3 is INFORMATIVE
mgs 4
mgs 5 is INNOVATIVE

 

[Gravemind]

mgs 1 is a CLASSIC
mgs 2 is REFRESHING
mgs 3 is INFORMATIVE
mgs 4
mgs 5 is INNOVATIVE

MGS 4 is CINEMATIC.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

MGS 4 is CINEMATIC.

it sure is buddy. it sure is.

 

[Aunt Carol]

MGS 4 is sad and it makes me feel sad. It's the twilight of the gods and everything is sad and grey, even if Otacon grew out of his awkward phase and there's a dude with a pet monkey.

Also the robots are way more ass-y than usual. Just big giant metal ass, with stompy legs.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

MGS 4 is sad and it makes me feel sad. It's the twilight of the gods and everything is sad and grey, even if Otacon grew out of his awkward phase and there's a dude with a pet monkey.

Also the robots are way more ass-y than usual. Just big giant metal ass, with stompy legs.

mgs4 gave us sexier vamp. then took him away
btw happy sam saturday everyone. make sure to avenge your dead father