Metal Gear

[Aunt Carol]

Metal Gear's art style doesn't seem like it would lend itself well to waifu shit.

well that's where you're wrong

 

[Nobunaga]

Who gives a shit about big retard, mentally challenged snake, twink ninja and retarded britbong
I wanted more solidus content and sadly the best we got is that shitty mgs 2 vn that turns raiden into more of a joke

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Well, yeah. Transwomen are men. Joking aside, he's an East German mad scientist. The man probably jerks it to cyborg scheisse pornos and its almost guaranteed he has several terabytes of super-HQ videos of cyber-doms like Mistral beating people and beating people off. Because he's probably a fucking sexual deviant like every other creepy German, especially those fascinated by body modification.

hes that bald at 50, he's definitely got a t count problem

 

[Aunt Carol]

Who gives a shit about big retard, mentally challenged snake, twink ninja and retarded britbong
I wanted more solidus content and sadly the best we got is that shitty mgs 2 vn that turns raiden into more of a joke

Finally, someone who says what we've all been thinking.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

my first exposures to metal gear were the gross tumblr side of it and all i thought was "god of course" and then i moved on with my life. i never thought i would be this invested in it

 

[Friendly Primarina]

my first exposures to metal gear were the gross tumblr side of it

This explains a lot, actually.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

This explains a lot, actually.

please elaborate this is going to keep me up at night

Spoiler

is it the autism? that's just because this dumb game series is the only thing that makes me not want to kill myself

 

[Friendly Primarina]

s it the autism?

Yes. But at least you aren't alone here.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Yes. But at least you aren't alone here.

yeah i was gonna say i think i'm no more or less autistic than the average kiwi. aka barely functioning
anyway random thought: because vamp is stated to be bisexual this means he doesn't date trannies. based vamp.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

yeah i was gonna say i think i'm no more or less autistic than the average kiwi. aka barely functioning
anyway random thought: because vamp is stated to be bisexual this means he doesn't date trannies. based vamp.

Are you saying that just like the Doktor he works on men way more than women?

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Metal Gear's art style doesn't seem like it would lend itself well to waifu shit.

No, but had wonderful tomboys.
Meryl, Olga & Amanda top tier.
"Besides, i had enough of tomboys" - Snek, 2007.

 

[TVB]

No, but had wonderful tomboys.
Meryl, Olga & Amanda top tier.
"Besides, i had enough of tomboys" - Snek, 2007.

True, true.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

best non-tomboy mgs waifu is fortune
ok (i forgot about mei ling she's fine too)

 

[Friendly Primarina]

best non-tomboy mgs waifu is fortune
ok (i forgot about mei ling she's fine too)

Define "tomboy," because Fortune carries around a giant phallic gun bigger than she is.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Define "tomboy," because Fortune carries around a giant phallic gun bigger than she is.

i'd describe her as generally feminine

 

[Friendly Primarina]

i'd describe her as generally feminine

In that case...

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

oh i forgot about the b&bs.
they're all worst girl.

 

[Snekposter]

oh i forgot about the b&bs.
they're all worst girl.

What about the Boss?
"One must die and one must live. No victory. no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny... The one who survives will inhert the title of Best Girl, and the one who inherits the title of Best Girl will face an existence of endless battle."

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

What about the Boss?
"One must die and one must live. No victory. no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny... The one who survives will inhert the title of Best Girl, and the one who inherits the title of Best Girl will face an existence of endless battle."

the boss to me feels like the mother of all tomboys (jack)
if she can kick big boss's ass she's definitely one hell of a tomboy

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

did vamp never change his phone wallpaper or did ocelot not let him
i feel like it would be at least 12% more gothic than this