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The most interesting thing about this board is that the highlight system gets weird, lots of highlights per time period and a lot only have 1-2 reacts. Is this intentional?
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field 🏞 egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an ✒ average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with 🅱 their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, ⬅ you can be rough with one. Due to ➡ their mostly water based biology, there's ✔✔ no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that 🗝 you could easily have sex with one ☝ for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, 👁 Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with 🅱 not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be 🅱 incredibly easy for one to 🅱 get you in the ♀ mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes ▶ close with this ⬆ level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you 🌪 pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally ☝ built 🛠 for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor ⬅⛓ means it can take cock all day, 🗓 all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
The most interesting thing about this board is that the highlight system gets weird, lots of highlights per time period and a lot only have 1-2 reacts. Is this intentional?
I hope some egghead does more research on here where they count the slur usage again. We will definitely break our previous count with this new feature. It's an exciting time.
did you 
know that 
in 
terms of 
male human and female 
the most compatible Pokémon for 
humans? Not 
only are they 
in the field 🏞
egg 
group, which 
is 
mostly 
✒ average of 
tall and 
63.9 pounds. 
means 
they're large 
enough 
to be able 
to 
their 
impressive Base 
stats for 
access to Acid Armor, ⬅ you 
can be rough 
with 
one. 
Due 
their mostly 
water 
based 
biology, 
there's ✔✔ no 
doubt 
an aroused Vaporeon would 
wet 
could 
easily have 
☝ for hours 
learn 
moves 
Attract, 
👁 Captivate, Charm and 
Whip 
fur to 
it'd 
be 🅱
incredibly easy for 
one to 🅱
get 
you in 
♀ mood. 
With 
recover 
from 
Pokémon comes 
with 
level 
of 
fact, 
if 
for human 
dick. 
HP pool 
Armor ⬅⛓ means 
it can 
day, 🗓 all 
more.
