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[Skating Ladybug]

 

[Sleeping Clock]

Test

 

[Shivering Rhino]

BISH!

 

[Frosty Balloon]

jannies can you hide threads from this subforum on the homepage so I don't have to see tardy sharties and can see some good lolcows
please and thank you

 

[did du sumfin]

 

[Lavender Rooster]

They'll never know I'm a mantis.

 

[Pastel Goat]

pseudposting

 

[Giggling Hedgehog]

 

[Mighty Bear]

Hi

 

[Stretching Llama]

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I saw you dislike my post last page motherfucker

 

[Sleeping Clock]

Hmm

 

[Bubbly Fox]

bringe

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

must keep short, effort post cringe

0:54

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

this is SOO you silly cupcake. cmon stop playing around for once.

 

[Purple Robot]

HERRO??

 

[Snazzy Avocado]

DSFARGEG

[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

 

[Lazy Broccoli]

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger fag

 

[Yawning Bucket]

Test

 

[Pink Cookie]

The Subversion Motive: "Jakking" an Earnest Site​

Kiwi Farms is famous for being dead-serious about its hyper-focused, detail-oriented "archiving" of internet drama and lolcows. Users there often post massive paragraphs of meticulous analysis, treat cyber-stalking like a high-stakes forensic investigation, and take their forum hierarchy very seriously.

To the Soyjak community, that level of earnestness is prime targets for destruction.

• Cultural Vandalism: The primary thrill for "Soyteens" entering Kiwi Farms is to completely flatten the Farms' serious tone using absurd "Soy Speak", hyper-repetitive jargon, and high-volume image spam (known as "cattywiping" or "coal-dumping").
• Breaking the "Jannies" (Moderators): Kiwi Farms' owner (Null) and his moderators historically struggled to regulate or even understand the Sharty posters. Null famously remarked on their bizarre dialect—noting that they spoke in "riddles to protect themselves" from outside comprehension. Disrupting a site notorious for being un-disruptable is viewed as a massive "gem" (achievement) in Sharty culture.

The Pragmatic Motive: Hosting & Infrastructure​

Behind the trolling lies a genuine, practical reason for the migration: soyjak.party is constantly breaking.

• Infamous Hosting Instability: Due to its extreme content, endless DDoS attacks, and chaotic management, the main Sharty imageboards frequently suffer server outages, domain seizures, and internal moderation purges ("The Cacacaust," board deletions, etc.).
• Kiwi Farms' Bulletproof Infrastructure: Kiwi Farms is notorious for surviving massive censorship and DDoS campaigns, maintaining uptime through customized, anti-DDoS tech setup.
• A Stable "Container": For many displaced Soyjak posters, having a dedicated thread or sub-space on Kiwi Farms gives them a permanent server to host discussions, meta-lore, and image archives without worrying about their own site disappearing overnight.

The Dynamic: The "Shiwi" Hybrid ​

This intersection created a unique cross-breed user known as the "Shiwi" (a portmanteau of Sharty and Kiwi).

 

[Spinning Rocket]

I advocate for T.I.D.
Total Indian Death.
Indians will be executed by various means, including: Tying Indians to cannons. Throwing Indians in front of trains. Electrocuting Indians. Boiling Indians in porridge. Throwing Indians off high buildings. Feeding Indians to Tigers. Crushing Indians under a steam roller. Trampling Indians with an elephant. Giving Indians random heart attacks. Making Indians bite down on Lithium batteries. Getting Indians into motorcycle accidents. Forcing Indians to eat Indian street food. Drowning Indians in bovine feces.

Dots or feathers?