Met an autist today - Should I kill him?

[Sarn’t]

As I was sitting down to eat in a public area, a man sits across from me. I allow this as there is limited seating and I am a kind man. He notices that my phone is on KF and proceeds to engage with me a conversation on Chris for 20 minutes. Should I find him again and kill him? Do I get the trophy for meeting a fellow retard off site?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

You should marry him.

 

[vomitusdeux]

That's what you use for using KF in public and not in your basement behind 7 proxies like the rest of us

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I didn't leave the house today so marry, fuck, kill. Your choice.

 

[Saint Agustin]

Tell your mom to arrange a playdate with him. Who knows? Maybe he will become your BFF.

 

[Hitchhiker]

You met Dynastia. You should be glad to be alive.

 

[Smug]

Go back and eat at the same place, if he sits down across from you again, that's a mirror you're talking to.

 

[Dysnomia]

Find out what his account is so you can be Kiwi frens.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I live in terror of people seeing me on Kiwi Farms and recognizing it.

 

[Schizotism]

You missed out on the opportunity to passionately kiss another Kiwi in real life.

 

[Feefee81093]

Autists are comedic machines who will play Yu-Gi-Oh with you. I think you made a friend.

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

Tell the press that a kiwi farms stochastic terrorist™ attacked you, grift a hundred thousand dollars, spend it on fent.