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"Oh they looked at each other for 5 minutes, they're totally gay for each other!"

You mean Zero and Iris? It's baffling how anyone sees one smile as a "romance".

We all know Zero's gay. Kills the first little girl that has a crush on him. Completely ignores the big breasted hottie that navigates for him. No way fags the other little girl with a crush. Realizes what he's fighting for: X.

X has to deal with a faggot coworker that won't stop hitting on him.
 
There are people who think you are crazy if you think X3 is good at all. I'm not joking.


Since you edited this in, I'll expound a little more: not only is this a thing, but you can bait a good chunk of the fujos in the fandom by saying Zero bottoms. For some very strange reason they are very invested in the idea that Zero is some kind of rapey top.
Maybe Awakened Zero? I could see fujos being into that, though at the same time, they probably want him to be a 24/7 rape robot.
You mean Zero and Iris? It's baffling how anyone sees one smile as a "romance".
I didn't say anything about that one either way, but that works too. I've seen fujos use the bad voice acting (you know the one) to claim he was just acting when crying over Iris' death.
 
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I've actually seen fujos use the bad voice acting (you know the one) to claim he was just acting when crying over Iris' death.

I've gotten some people to wake the fuck up and realize that the entire storyline is a soldier in wartime, and it's not fun killing your friends and innocent children, hence Zero's reaction.

But most are just gooners and don't want to admit they've been jacking off to a child the past 27 years.
 
I've gotten some people to wake the fuck up and realize that the entire storyline is a soldier in wartime, and it's not fun killing your friends and innocent children, hence Zero's reaction.

But most are just gooners and don't want to admit they've been jacking off to a child the past 27 years.
Yeah, that makes the most sense. She wasn't supposed to be fighting, either, so that adds some "wtf" for Zero's reaction.
 
Maybe Awakened Zero? I could see fujos being into that, though at the same time, they probably want him to be a 24/7 rape robot.
Yeah. The fujos in Japan do booths of the stuff, and if I recall one featured Awakened Zero doing that as you predicted.
 
I've gotten some people to wake the fuck up and realize that the entire storyline is a soldier in wartime, and it's not fun killing your friends and innocent children, hence Zero's reaction.

But most are just gooners and don't want to admit they've been jacking off to a child the past 27 years.
not to mention iris is the sister of colonel, someone he was ostensibly close to, who he had a close rivalry with prior to the repliforce rebellion.
 
There are people who think you are crazy if you think X3 is good at all. I'm not joking.
Internet people have always given me shit for liking X3. And yeah, I get that I first played it when I was like 6 years old but you'd think the game was broken like Cyberpunk was based on how absolutely furious faggots would get at me for saying "It was fun".

I get the feeling that I was lucky enough to "get out of" Mega Man just in time to not see how faggy and autistic the fanboys of it were on social media and web 2.0.
 
Internet people have always given me shit for liking X3. And yeah, I get that I first played it when I was like 6 years old but you'd think the game was broken like Cyberpunk was based on how absolutely furious faggots would get at me for saying "It was fun".

I get the feeling that I was lucky enough to "get out of" Mega Man just in time to not see how faggy and autistic the fanboys of it were on social media and web 2.0.
You and I had basically the exact same experience regarding X3 on the Internet. I was pretty confused myself since hey, Doppler's neat, the gold armor is pretty cool, Vile coming back is pretty nifty, and so.on.

As for web 2.0, yeah you dodged a bullet. Dedicated web forums structured like KF dying just kinda resulted in some weird shit just coming out into the open that was kinda supposed to be on the down low before. The move to Discords proved especially disastrous.

I think it is because Discord being so easy to use meant you can have useless degens running things whereas before they at least needed to have web space money and some technical skills.
 
I've gotten some people to wake the fuck up and realize that the entire storyline is a soldier in wartime, and it's not fun killing your friends and innocent children, hence Zero's reaction.

But most are just gooners and don't want to admit they've been jacking off to a child the past 27 years.
Iris is supposed to be a kid?
 
He looks like he's in his early 20s. Is that incorrect?
Pretty sure he was meant to look like he was in his late teens (like 16 plus) to there iirc, Iris always looked the same to me just with a focus on cuteness with her design which is what I think makes her look like she is younger than she is meant to be, especially when you look at her next to that alternate version of her from X-Dive.
 
He looks like he's in his early 20s. Is that incorrect?
There was supposedly a sourcebook whose name escapes me that pegged X's mental age at about 14 in X1. The implication is that this can increase.

Iris is supposed to be a kid?
Following from the above, this is actually a somewhat difficult question for a very stupid reason.

That reason is this, regarding Xtreme 2:

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Based on this, the answer is "yes during Xtreme 2, unknown as of X4 because she somehow hit robot puberty."

Everything else is after-the-fact supposition. TEPPEN cards relating to her X4 appearance use Japanese words that typically describe young girls, such as 少女. Part of the change to the more adult-looking Iris Another in DIVE includes a deeper voice done by the same VA. In DIVE, X4-era Iris and Zero have the same interaction Zero does with Ciel as I have described before, when Ciel starts at 14 in Z1 and maxes out at 16-17 in Z4. Zero fans not on the fujo end often tend to see Ciel as a kind of Iris replacement.

So, draw your own conclusion.
 
He looks like he's in his early 20s. Is that incorrect?
I've always assumed the X characters looked around that age. Maybe Axel a little younger, late teens.

There was supposedly a sourcebook whose name escapes me that pegged X's mental age at about 14 in X1. The implication is that this can increase.


Following from the above, this is actually a somewhat difficult question for a very stupid reason.

That reason is this, regarding Xtreme 2:

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Based on this, the answer is "yes during Xtreme 2, unknown as of X4 because she somehow hit robot puberty."

Everything else is after-the-fact supposition. TEPPEN cards relating to her X4 appearance use Japanese words that typically describe young girls, such as 少女. Part of the change to the more adult-looking Iris Another in DIVE includes a deeper voice done by the same VA. In DIVE, X4-era Iris and Zero have the same interaction Zero does with Ciel as I have described before, when Ciel starts at 14 in Z1 and maxes out at 16-17 in Z4. Zero fans not on the fujo end often tend to see Ciel as a kind of Iris replacement.

So, draw your own conclusion.
Robot puberty is so Japanese that it hurts. I'm a little surprised how much questionable stuff is tucked away in this series about a blue robot who shoots other robots.
 
There was supposedly a sourcebook whose name escapes me that pegged X's mental age at about 14 in X1. The implication is that this can increase.
X being a young teenager I can get since Light literally threw a AI into a capsule to bake for decades but that is def not the age you want a murder robot to being running around in with the story.

It always threw me off that X is basically the template of every single robot in the series but he is considered a "kid" to most of the cast. Dude should basically be considered robot Jesus that every one (except for Zero) is a okay to bad copy of.
 
NB4 the nerds recommend 50+ games.

The must plays are:

2 (even though I think it's overrated)
4 (the best of the classic series)
6 (changes the gameplay)
7

Fan game but officially endorsed by Capcom: Mega Man X Street Fighter.

X1
X4 (you finally get to play as Zero the entire time)
X5 if you want to play more of the same and want obnoxious tutorial messages

The Power Battle 1 and 2
And Mega Man 11.
Others have already mentioned x2 and x3, but I wanted to vouch for classic 3. I like it more than Mega Man 2. Though I'm one of the guys that thought revisiting ruined stages was the coolest shit ever.

Also, I know 8 is nothing to write home about, but my god is it a pretty game.
X3 with zero project honestly makes it one of the best X games
X5 and 6 are way more tolerable with patches that fix some of the biggest issues(I still think X5 is shit and do plan on giving x6 another shot with the tweaks mod)
x3 zero project I've played a bit, should really also replay 5 and 6 with that. I don't have strong memories of 5, but have vivid pangs of rage at x6s final stages.
You and I had basically the exact same experience regarding X3 on the Internet. I was pretty confused myself since hey, Doppler's neat, the gold armor is pretty cool, Vile coming back is pretty nifty, and so.on.
My biggest issue with X3 was the ride armors felt like a waste of a collectible. That and no hurricane kick to cover the shoto trifecta. Aside from that, another great one.

I think people juat harp too much on how similar all mega man entries are to each other. I'm a simple man, give me 8 robot masters/mavericks with increasingly obtuse ways to say "the ice one and the fire one" with some solid level design and I'm in.
 
Though I'm one of the guys that thought revisiting ruined stages was the coolest shit ever.
you are correct, it is the coolest shit, even if it's obvious padding that has horrible fucking stage design, the idea and some of the tilesets are really good. the ruined aesthetic is very nice, and shows that these places fell into disrepair once the robots caring for them vanished.

fuck that rush jet section in doc-needle though.
 
you are correct, it is the coolest shit, even if it's obvious padding that has horrible fucking stage design, the idea and some of the tilesets are really good. the ruined aesthetic is very nice, and shows that these places fell into disrepair once the robots caring for them vanished.
Damn straight it fucking was.
fuck that rush jet section in doc-needle though.
Christ... got a memory hit with that one. Last time I used save states because I don't hate myself that much but my kid self was certainly dedicated. But then again I could play Contra Hard Corps solo from start to finish for the most part. And no, I never figured out how to complete a single level in Ecco the Dolphin.
 
you are correct, it is the coolest shit, even if it's obvious padding that has horrible fucking stage design, the idea and some of the tilesets are really good. the ruined aesthetic is very nice, and shows that these places fell into disrepair once the robots caring for them vanished.

fuck that rush jet section in doc-needle though.
I liked it cause it let the developer fully explore what kind levels they can create with the knowledge that you have all the weapons/rush powers/know what you are doing. Can really make it interesting instead of the base line of "You only have the mega buster and the slide".

There is a fun little fangame called Rockman 4b that is basically Protoman fighting the prototype versions of the Megaman 5 Robot Masters with most of the level being made out of the junk Wily has laying around in his old fortress.


 
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