McDonalds - I'm Lovin' It

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The Last Stand said:
Oh, that's a rough concept? I was going to say: because black mannequins look creepy as hell.
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It's a famous meme video:

They even referenced the original storyboard that the video is based off of:
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Adamska said:
The egg pucks are flavorless, even the yolk. I don't know how the fuck they pull that off given that I think the premix has more egg flavor than the puck. I'm not shitting you; it's so flavorless it doesn't just mute the taste of the bacon or sausage and cheese; it actually smothers it into nothingness.

None of the other places I can think of, like Hardees or Wendy's or Wawa, can claim this failure.
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Have you ever had a Subway breakfast sub? The egg looks and tastes like piss-soaked styrofoam. I had half of one once and shat myself into the ceiling. 0/10 wouldn’t recommend.
 
Jason Wynn said:
So they finally made the Good Morning Burger from The Simpsons a thing? Looks almost exactly the same.

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Once upon a time in the early 90's when this episode aired shit like that was seen as an abomination nowadays they'd replace the bun with brioche, a croissant or a couple of donuts, I don't know when the west crossed the Rubicon of no shame in our fast food slop but it was probably around the time of things such as the Double Down, the KFC famous bowl or the Taco Bell tacos made with Dorito shells when eventually became it's own flavor of Dorito chip for some fucking inception levels of mind fuckery.
 
Martys_not_smarty said:
Once upon a time in the early 90's when this episode aired shit like that was seen as an abomination nowadays they'd replace the bun with brioche, a croissant or a couple of donuts, I don't know when the west crossed the Rubicon of no shame in our fast food slop but it was probably around the time of things such as the Double Down, the KFC famous bowl or the Taco Bell tacos made with Dorito shells when eventually became it's own flavor of Dorito chip for some fucking inception levels of mind fuckery.
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KFC is still pretty delicious at least in Eurocuck countries...
The "traditional" one is still so good.
I love me some KFC wraps/twister, they're like called differently across EU and they also kind of make them different... Slavs fill them up like your dad filled your mom, but Scandinavia skimps on the meat and filling, giving you mostly sauce like your step-daddy on presents for you.

But out of all these Fa(s)t Foods™ KFC is usually the best because the chicken is a chicken and if you buy the "tradwife" pieces it's for sure a chicken. The other ones just buy a third-party patty, cook it and call it done.

Hell I've been in some "restaurants" where you pay like 12$ for a burger menu and it's a frozen patty they just heat up. And it's not even as good as a Whopper. Its mostly in those Arab owned multi-food restaurants, you know: Kebab Pizza shit, where they sell pizza, kebab, kebab pizza, thai, Burgers, KFC, and fuck knows what else... Usually pizza, kebab and thai is good (and as usual in Scandinavia they put on a kilogram of sauce on everything), but the rest sucks donkey balls.
 
Chunky Salsa said:
McDonalds breakfast fucking sucks, serve me burgers you cunts.
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The only good breakfast item is the pancakes. I should be able to order a cheeseburger with extra onions and a side of fries at 7am. Even Burger King serves whoppers all day.
 
high and tired said:
The only good breakfast item is the pancakes.
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The pancakes, really? Meh. Their sandwiches, hash brown patties and coffee were better.

Rockey May said:
brooo it's 5pm but I NEED McD's breakfast ASAP
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I see why they don't do all-day breakfast anymore. The grill would be one temperature and some of the food would be undercooked.
 
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