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❄️ Snowflake Maureen Lewis/Statter - Kailyn's biggest fan
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I kind of feel bad for this chick. It has to blow to be crazier and less well off than Kai, of all people. At least Kai knows she won't get evicted from the purple prison, and her kid is around, more or less. Momo seems legit crazy and needs some kind of tard wrangler to force her life back together and keep it in line for her. Does Mo get a tugboat?
Petronella
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Maureen really has been dealt a shitty hand in life and it is easy to see where many of her issues probably came from. I hope deep down that someday she'll be able to turn her life around, but IMO her biggest problem is her sense of entitlement. She'll never be able to wake up and start making major, positive changes to her life as long as she keeps believing she deserves special privileges just for existing.
I believe she does. She's also dipped into Nate's and her dad's as "needed"
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Wow, Matt has some really shitty luck with women.
Petronella
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Good God, the amount of unnecessary details in Momo's writing. She writes like a novelist from the 1800s. Not in a good way.
Also she talks about cockroaches on page 5
Also she talks about cockroaches on page 5
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Good God, the amount of unnecessary details in Momo's writing. She writes like a novelist from the 1800s. Not in a good way.
Also she talks about cockroaches on page 5
Too much detail about his locker's contents!
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I really don't want to read this mess so I'll wait and hopefully someone will do a dramatic reading.
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That would have been a really horrible deus ex machina, except she never fucking explains what the title character is doing absent from the "novel" for most of the "plot."
The sinister scheme against Mordecai (everyone else has relatively normal names), one of the co-protagonists (again, in the almost complete absence of Wrestler X), is a really dumb sinister scheme. I mean, these are Saturday morning Scooby-Doo-tier villains. Literally nobody has a clue that even if this scheme went the way they wanted it to, it would be discovered pretty much immediately.
I find it telling how the father's job is really hard to define, and the mother of four doesn't work, and they all share one computer and fight over it. No clue what the six-year-old girl is doing online without parental supervision. And then when James, of course he's called James (someone correct me if I remembered this crap wrong, please), and his brother figure out how to split the dialup internet, it's like the greatest technological feat anyone pulls off in this shitstorm. Also, fish sticks and peas are considered a normal meal.
The attitude toward school and learning would be hilarious if it weren't so sad. James figures out that his backpack would be lighter without bringing home schoolbooks, a notebook, or even pencils. Genius wrestler, too lazy and uncaring to pick up the pencils he spills. (He knows a random, useless trivia fact later, which goes nowhere and is just dropped with a thud.) As with her real-life husband, the kid's coat is his apparent favorite possession. His older brother just drops out of college mid-semester to come home and solve the plot in various ways. Mom, depressingly, spends every waking moment in this crapfest -- when not baking fish sticks, or whatever -- on the computer, doing things undefined. Maybe that's what Momo thinks a good mother of four does? Because not one of her four kids, including college-dropout-boy, cares about homework. The older of the two sisters is in the marching band at school, but James is too dumb to learn when his wrestling practice has been cancelled. (Come to think of it, the sister isn't shown practicing whatever the hell instrument she plays, ironing her uniform, or anything like that either.)
Every wrestler's age and height is painstakingly listed, however. Question to people who know anything about wrestling: Is the padded helmet thingy really called a "headset"? Also, James seems to have been using the same singlet for something like six years. Ew.
There is a vague Karate Kid feel to the dojo, I mean gym, that does the TERRIBLY SINISTER business practice of giving three free lessons before asking students to pay. The gormless father and his idiot son feel like they're geniuses for planning to attend only those three lessons, because of course nobody else ever does this, and of course those three will probably be enough to catapult the boy to wrestling stardom.
Another question: Does high-school wrestling really happen in rings with ropes like WWE etc., and would a student of this type of wrestling really be allowed to choke out his opponent, and then pound him on the head, for certain amounts of time?
Man, as much as I hate to do it, we need to get @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe in here to decipher this, because this is... this is pure literary genius paralleled only by that of Iconoclast. 400-some-odd pages of huge font. We could also use some illustrations to make this slop funny. A girl can dream.
The sinister scheme against Mordecai (everyone else has relatively normal names), one of the co-protagonists (again, in the almost complete absence of Wrestler X), is a really dumb sinister scheme. I mean, these are Saturday morning Scooby-Doo-tier villains. Literally nobody has a clue that even if this scheme went the way they wanted it to, it would be discovered pretty much immediately.
I find it telling how the father's job is really hard to define, and the mother of four doesn't work, and they all share one computer and fight over it. No clue what the six-year-old girl is doing online without parental supervision. And then when James, of course he's called James (someone correct me if I remembered this crap wrong, please), and his brother figure out how to split the dialup internet, it's like the greatest technological feat anyone pulls off in this shitstorm. Also, fish sticks and peas are considered a normal meal.
The attitude toward school and learning would be hilarious if it weren't so sad. James figures out that his backpack would be lighter without bringing home schoolbooks, a notebook, or even pencils. Genius wrestler, too lazy and uncaring to pick up the pencils he spills. (He knows a random, useless trivia fact later, which goes nowhere and is just dropped with a thud.) As with her real-life husband, the kid's coat is his apparent favorite possession. His older brother just drops out of college mid-semester to come home and solve the plot in various ways. Mom, depressingly, spends every waking moment in this crapfest -- when not baking fish sticks, or whatever -- on the computer, doing things undefined. Maybe that's what Momo thinks a good mother of four does? Because not one of her four kids, including college-dropout-boy, cares about homework. The older of the two sisters is in the marching band at school, but James is too dumb to learn when his wrestling practice has been cancelled. (Come to think of it, the sister isn't shown practicing whatever the hell instrument she plays, ironing her uniform, or anything like that either.)
Every wrestler's age and height is painstakingly listed, however. Question to people who know anything about wrestling: Is the padded helmet thingy really called a "headset"? Also, James seems to have been using the same singlet for something like six years. Ew.
There is a vague Karate Kid feel to the dojo, I mean gym, that does the TERRIBLY SINISTER business practice of giving three free lessons before asking students to pay. The gormless father and his idiot son feel like they're geniuses for planning to attend only those three lessons, because of course nobody else ever does this, and of course those three will probably be enough to catapult the boy to wrestling stardom.
Another question: Does high-school wrestling really happen in rings with ropes like WWE etc., and would a student of this type of wrestling really be allowed to choke out his opponent, and then pound him on the head, for certain amounts of time?
Man, as much as I hate to do it, we need to get @Dr. Merkwurdichliebe in here to decipher this, because this is... this is pure literary genius paralleled only by that of Iconoclast. 400-some-odd pages of huge font. We could also use some illustrations to make this slop funny. A girl can dream.
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No. High school wrestling isn't the WWE. It's Greco-Roman wrestling and you wouldn't hit the opponent's head. It's grappling and throws on a mat not a ring.
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Ah, thanks. I ask because there's a scene in which the referee warns against eye-gouging, etc. or head hitting that goes longer than some set amount of time. The high-school, and slightly older, wrestlers are competing for some huge slab of title belt that, we are repeatedly told, weighs 10 pounds. I wasn't sure that was a thing in Greco-Roman either... and the protagonist dramatically pulls himself up by "the ropes."
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That poor, poor little girl...
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God damn that hit me right in the feels. I can't tell if the second picture is a cunty smirk or a satisfied whoa I made this thing wtf cheese look. How did they come across the photos?
Whenever this thread bumps you know it'll be something interesting.
Edit to add: she's so tiny. :-/
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Well, the baby has significant health problems so that probably accounts for its size.
Momo looks like a crackwhore in the second picture.
Momo looks like a crackwhore in the second picture.
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She really does. It's such a bummer when real life collides with what was previously an amusement. Thx Momo.
FASSY is on point always. It's still mind blowing that MoMo's social worker is openly willing to share what's going on w her with her case and whatnot.
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Claudia is so tiny and she looks far more normal than YTT wanted to believe. She looks quite sweet, as far as newborn babies go. Poor little thing never really stood a chance.
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Yeah, it is amazingly shitty that they mock a critically ill baby simply because they don't like her mother. And also the things they say about Gracie are amazingly shitty as well. Neither Claudia nor Gracie asked to have the parents they did.
It rips your heart out to see a tiny baby all wired up like that. I hope she is doing better with her grandparents, although I have read she will need lifelong care.
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What did she do to trash her place besides the cars?Here ya go:
