Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

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What caused Vickers' crazy eyes?

  • Tumour

    Votes: 50 3.4%

  • Stroke

    Votes: 207 14.1%

  • Gecko hybrid

    Votes: 401 27.3%

  • Dry eyes

    Votes: 34 2.3%

  • All of the above

    Votes: 780 53.0%
  • Total voters
    1,471
AltisticRight said:
The visitation facility will be equipped with a drug screening machine, an alcohol level blow tester, an x-ray machine operated by Gator, triple vax certificate requirement, and most importantly, the key to the door will be placed on the shelf that's 5'5'' tall.
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All Vickers clan has to do is require 6 months of negative hair-follicle drug tests. It's the best way to deal with a druggie parent.
 
Jack Awful said:

Vickers replying positively to someone talking about Ralph eating his daughter's ass butter.

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The fact that he says shit like this given the context, literally turns my stomach. Imagine having to type that out under a video of a fat retard being asked about eating shit out of your daughters ass, like it’s so fucking attention seeking and classless. How does he not just stick a gun in his mouth?
 
@AltisticRight your review of the ralphagrammar in his ralphareply to the ralphacourt had me in stitches.

Not gonna power level, but my job is tangentially related to the legal system sometimes and his response reminds me of those kind of people who are constantly in court, filing unhinged shit time and time again. The sort of mfer that loses custody of his kids and blames his ex wife, the legal system, the local news and the dog cafe he's banned from for life for throwing a drink on someone. All his filings are more of a opportunity for them to seethe about unrelated nonsense than the problem at hand.

I'll give Ralph credit for one thing: he's not as unhinged and dangerous as some people, primarily due to his fear of prison, because people like that have a very dangerous mindset.
 
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Jack Awful said:
Someone make it
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I absolutely would but I have horrible luck with keeping threads out of spergatory, also I lack encyclopedic knowledge of Ralph & other lolcows, Gunt needs a wiki at this point, he has inherited the crown from Chris without a doubt, he is the current front runner for Lolcow King.
 
State Champ said:
Fuck Vickers. Don't spoon feed that retard. Make him come onto the Farms and read about what a dumb twat his kid is.
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He'll squander anything we even give him because he's a motherfucking moron and will showboat on Twitter and continue to turn this entire case into a three ring circus as if winning this case will unfuck his poorly raised daughter.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Ralph momentarily forgot he can no longer embrace the Mr Southern Outlaw fat party animal schtick from 2018 and is supposed to pretend he’s a successful trad cath family man. Ralph has painted himself into a corner with his double baby mama drama.

Also Gunt’s nose is fucked from years of snorting pills. I’m sure he occasionally gets coke but his stimulant use is mostly meth.
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Only a matter of time till the gentlemen over at Full Haus have Ralph on for an interview. They recently just had JF on
 
PeggieBigCock said:
I absolutely would but I have horrible luck with keeping threads out of spergatory, also I lack encyclopedic knowledge of Ralph & other lolcows, Gunt needs a wiki at this point, he has inherited the crown from Chris without a doubt, he is the current front runner for Lolcow King.
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I fully agree, Ralph lore could fill 1000 pages easily.
 
Vickers lost in court to Ralph today
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Uhoh alogbros I don't feel so good Vickers fucking it up once again year of the Ralphabros in full swing.

Ralph went from cope-posting about smuggling Killstream audio from jail to winning harder than ever.
 
If Vickers just shut his goddamed mouth he would have won the case and reclaimed his dignity.
But using the internet clout of "ethan ralph fucked my daughter on camera and Im rasing his son" was just too alluring.
Hogs of a feather SUEEEEEEEE together
 
Cope-posting by Birther's dad, SAD!

At the rate Vickers takes these L's, Ralph's gonna get full custody and they'll have to back pay child support directly to Ralph. And the judge who is a BIG fan of the Killstream.
 
How does Vickers make the Gunt look gracious tonight? Granted, Gunt's lunatic guest BigTech did most of the talking, and this doesn't go for him, but I tuned in to hate-watch tonight because I was expecting Gunt to be lit up celebrating his W in Court and clown himself, and I was disappointed to see him in relatively calm spirits and not completely in his cups. That is the biggest L of all for the coin merchant.
 
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