Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

[OtterWhiskersED]

This thread is just to let you know about Matty's recent endeavours. I am posting it here since you will have to lock it eventually anyway.

In 2017, he was editing ED under the sock of Mimkrys. He paid Zaiger money to be allowed back.

After Zaiger's outing, Matty was stalking the gab and reddit pages of ED, complaining about SeeBeen disabling account creation.

Matty returned to EDF under the sock MaynarNawtwhamen and reverted to his autistic self within about 3 days. When found out, he would complain more about not being able to register to ED.

When registration was re-enabled, however, he would stay on EDF to sperg and derail threads. This got to the point of him being outed as a pedo who saves and categorizes CP. He once sold a folder of images of random babies and screenshots of underage characters in cartoons.

Last night Uberfukken wrote a script to detect every image Matty uploaded to ED, and it turned out Matty has been shoehorning diaper and/or baby images into every article he edited, such as color and ED birthday. We started flushing this filth. 8 hours have passed since and Onideus is still up, probably shitting his diaper over it.

Spoiler: This is his contribution to color

Image:Color_-Products-_14.jpg|Designer baby diapers, because your baby needs to look good when takin a dump.

Spoiler: This to the China article

His intro thread: https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/i-was-asked-to-be-here.31872
The thread where the recent lulz happened (go to about page 55-60 for last night's events): https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/im-about-to-be-expelled-from-uni-diaper-dumpster.31869

 

[SigSauer]

This thread is just to let you know about Matty's recent endeavours. I am posting it here since you will have to lock it eventually anyway.

In 2017, he was editing ED under the sock of Mimkrys. He paid Zaiger money to be allowed back.

After Zaiger's outing, Matty was stalking the gab and reddit pages of ED, complaining about SeeBeen disabling account creation.

Matty returned to EDF under the sock MaynarNawtwhamen and reverted to his autistic self within about 3 days. When found out, he would complain more about not being able to register to ED.

When registration was re-enabled, however, he would stay on EDF to sperg and derail threads. This got to the point of him being outed as a pedo who saves and categorizes CP. He once sold a folder of images of random babies and screenshots of underage characters in cartoons.

Last night Uberfukken wrote a script to detect every image Matty uploaded to ED, and it turned out Matty has been shoehorning diaper and/or baby images into every article he edited, such as color and ED birthday. We started flushing this filth. 8 hours have passed since and Onideus is still up, probably shitting his diaper over it.

Spoiler: This is his contribution to color

Image:Color_-Products-_14.jpg|Designer baby diapers, because your baby needs to look good when takin a dump.

Spoiler: This to the China article

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His intro thread: https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/i-was-asked-to-be-here.31872
The thread where the recent lulz happened (go to about page 55-60 for last night's events): https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/im-about-to-be-expelled-from-uni-diaper-dumpster.31869

Lmao. I've seen that guys name a lot, but since I'm not too old with ED (ie I don't know too much about stuff about some of the older cows on the site) I wasn't aware that Mimkrys or MaynarNawtwhamen from EDF was actually him. I've seen his name on there before, but I wasn't aware up until this point that it was his sockpuppet accounts. Looks like we've got a new (well, rather not so new, since he's been a candidate in the FOTY awards for several years prior) candidate for 2019's FOTY. Let's hope he wins this time, because he's been asking for that hello kitty icon next to his username.

 

[dreamworks face]

I used to lurk on portal of evil back in the day, and I first came across this cow when he was just spamming hundreds of replies in every thread (have to say this must've been around 2003ish or so.) I was there when he blew money on a Something Awful account and posted inane garbage there as well. The ED page gives a pretty good summary of the fatter, but it astounds me that his dairy queen working ass is still posting and still getting owned on ED. Godspeed you crazy diamond.

 

[Null]

This thread has been unlocked for the first time in over 6 years.

Matthew Moulton is a former Encyclopedia Dramatica sysop who was shitcanned some time ago during a brief love affair between the Kiwi Farms and Encyclopedia Dramatica's forums that happened before COVID and before #DropKiwiFarms. We gained a bunch of pretty decent users from that, many of which are no longer around unfortunately.

Moulton is a diaper fetishist. If you don't know, diaper fetishists (no matter how they manifest, be it furry or just regular sex pest) are always - without exception - some of the most excruciatingly insufferable attention whores and humiliation fetishists to ever live. Without exaggeration: their lives are worth nothing and they belong in a mass grave. I can say this more safely about diaperfags like Moulton more so than I can say about literally any other group of people.

The Kiwi Farms is in an awkward position when it comes to attention seekers, especially ones propelled by sexual gratification. The forum is a place of criticism and expression for others, but it is also not a place for invalids to masturbate themselves by attention whoring on. These situations are handled case-by-case. There is another diaper fetishist who keeps sending me pictures of his social security card, birth certificate, place of work, etc while dressed in a diaper. I would simply re-post these images without commentary in a thread, and only when they were new documents. This eventually caused him more problems than it did sexual gratification and he gave up. We were the first people to manhandle that tard into fucking off, because for years he had been aggressively sexually harassing popular YouTubers like Turkey Tom trying to get videos about him published.

With Moulton, we first tried making the thread about beans. It was moved to the food board and people just ignored him desperately pleading for attention while posting about beans. That did not work. He was literally so desperate for attention he would sit in this thread and talk about beans in order to keep eyes on him. As a result, we resorted to simply locking the thread until he did something interesting, which took more than half a decade to happen.

 

[Fire in the Sky]

Mister admin, please talk about beans more

 

[break these cuffs]

Still at it all these years later. Matty was one usenet and other places before even I first encountered him in the early 2000s. He's a member of the old guard like JDR (proto-troon) and Jonah Falcon. What a blast from the past.

 

[This shall be a name]

Matthew learned its a bad idea to threaten a sheriff. Who knew!
edit because my smoothbrain forgot to link:

https://www.news-journalonline.com/story/news/crime/2025/05/25/florida-sheriff-chitwood-meets-man-accused-of-threatening-him/83821505007/

 

[neger psykolog]

With Moulton, we first tried making the thread about beans. It was moved to the food board and people just ignored him desperately pleading for attention while posting about beans. That did not work. He was literally so desperate for attention he would sit in this thread and talk about beans in order to keep eyes on him. As a result, we resorted to simply locking the thread until he did something interesting, which took more than half a decade to happen.

We obviously need a beans forum rating so we can easily communicate when a situation involving beans happens again in the future.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

I wonder if Shitwood had to see him in a diaper every time he threatened him.

 

[ZipDisk]

I saw this on youtube and had zero context. I think I might have liked things better that way. This robotnik shaped fuck came down the escalator like a timid mouse, then started barfing out biblesperg.

That airport is stupid nice.

"You will not see Mickey Mouse"

I half expected the sheriff to tell him to draw.

One nice thing about his long stay in a florida facility is that he won't get the attention dopamine of this thread being active.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Not sure if its been posted yet, but here's based Sheriff Mike Chitwood personally arresting Moulton after he threatened him.
From the Volusia Sheriff's Office Facebook page.

 

[Pruto]

humiliation fetishist

This is all part of his plan, he's probably soiling his diapies as we speak.

 

[Sammich]

Shitwood is such a faggot piece of shit.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

That was a great video. I love Florida, every state has crazy retards in it but Florida goes out of it's way to film them when they fuck up. Must be something in the water.

This is the second person from ED that poops his pants. ED people always be shitting themselves.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Not sure if its been posted yet, but here's based Sheriff Mike Chitwood personally arresting Moulton after he threatened him.
From the Volusia Sheriff's Office Facebook page.
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The only possible sane response to this scenario:

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

Chitwood is kind of growing on me, purely because all the spergs he's had arrested have been embarrassing neckbeards.
Can't Hit the Chit

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

> Florida sheriff Mike Chitwood, famous for having multiple anonymous Internet users arrested for making violent threats against him

You would think people would learn but I guess not.

 

[Chuck McGill]

Am I in a fucking time loop?

 

[my penis is on fire]

If we made a thread about Chitwood, do you think he'd try to arrest Null?

 

[break these cuffs]

If we made a thread about Chitwood, do you think he'd try to arrest Null?

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