💰 Grifter Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

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Grand Wizard Wakka said:
Remember, Nick said he's Hitler 2.0, 3.0, 4.0...

So are Ralph and Beardson supposed to be Goebbels and Himmler? Looking forward to my grandchildren reading about Gunt and Beersoy in the history books.
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SS had a height requirement of 5'9''.
If you stack Queersoy on top of Ralph, they might just be allowed in.
 
gaystoner said:
matt evans doesnt understand that his very existence is fucking hysterical to me.


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I mean if he needs help in realizing what an absolute shitshow he is I'll gladly list out the reasons I think it's funny to dunk on him:
- literally 5'2
- Snaggletooth chops
- No chin and no jawline
- 35 acting like he's 15
- Made a name for himself in drama, had a drama show that focused on the alt right and twitter -- is now crying about drama shows making fun of him
- Still does drama to this day despite hating drama
- His own drama against CWC and the Arizona crew have cost AF their relationship with Paul Gosar, or at the very least burnt that bridge forever
- Ugly haircut/receding hairline
- Nasty beard
- Shit taste in everything
- Thin skinned
- Terrible bantz
- 99% of attacks he levies against others apply to him ten fold (ie: calling Ethan Schmidt a "clout chasing goblin")
- Lost all IRL friends, has to be friends with online weirdoes that are a decade younger than him
- Ex wife and childhood friend literally contribute to his Kiwi Farms thread
- Paraded himself as the "bulldog of the movement", terrified to debate PPP or anyone remotely competent

There is probably a lot more I could list off but this is the surface level shit and it already makes you out to be a pathetic loser. You don't need to be Ralph with a massive gunt and 2 bastard children to be a shitshow, you just happen to be an angry tryhard soy-filled bitch that wouldn't have been funny even during the Channel Awesome years. Pack it up Beersoy, you're not winning by debasing yourself on camera for pocket change.
 
GordonRameses said:
I mean if he needs help in realizing what an absolute shitshow he is I'll gladly list out the reasons I think it's funny to dunk on him:
- literally 5'2
- Snaggletooth chops
- No chin and no jawline
- 35 acting like he's 15
- Made a name for himself in drama, had a drama show that focused on the alt right and twitter -- is now crying about drama shows making fun of him
- Still does drama to this day despite hating drama
- His own drama against CWC and the Arizona crew have cost AF their relationship with Paul Gosar, or at the very least burnt that bridge forever
- Ugly haircut/receding hairline
- Nasty beard
- Shit taste in everything
- Thin skinned
- Terrible bantz
- 99% of attacks he levies against others apply to him ten fold (ie: calling Ethan Schmidt a "clout chasing goblin")
- Lost all IRL friends, has to be friends with online weirdoes that are a decade younger than him
- Ex wife and childhood friend literally contribute to his Kiwi Farms thread
- Paraded himself as the "bulldog of the movement", terrified to debate PPP or anyone remotely competent

There is probably a lot more I could list off but this is the surface level shit and it already makes you out to be a pathetic loser. You don't need to be Ralph with a massive gunt and 2 bastard children to be a shitshow, you just happen to be an angry tryhard soy-filled bitch that wouldn't have been funny even during the Channel Awesome years. Pack it up Beersoy, you're not winning by debasing yourself on camera for pocket change.
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(I know that it’s referring to the other CWC but it’s still fucking hilarious this randomly generated above Beersoy’s header once)
 
Tom Myers said:
Jesse-PS has been posting on twitter that Beardson has a fake beard. Below is the supposed proof.
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I'm not certain because that beard looks real AF to me. I'd expect a fake beard to have a perfect lineup instead of the hairs being un-even.
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That is plain as day..... I thought it was just a troll, but this looks to be real
I believe he grows his own facial hair still, and the beard is to cover the patches.
The guy grifts thousands of dollars of highschooler's lunch money all on the pretense of being able to grow a full high-T beard.
This must be addressed, else his reputation be ruined forever.
 
imagine approaching 40 and you say shit like this


 
Idk if this is true but I hear that within the collapsing Groyper Grift movement, the tide is turning against Beanqueer. From Nick’s recent comment that “you don’t have to like Beardson” to Franssen now sperging out and behaving like Nipple’s new attack dog to Ethan Oliver Ralph now replacing Beansoy as AF’s second in command, things aren’t looking that good for Beansoy Queerly.

Let’s not forget the dumpster that Beansoy has turned AF into. Beansoy was responsible for attacking Patrick Casey and starting drama and Beansoy’s rants and retarded behavior online led to Paul Gosar disavowing America First earlier this month.

You can see that pressure is mounting on Nipples slowly but surely. With Franssen’s recent nicksucking, it’s only a matter of time before Beersoy gets demoted again and Franssen will take his place
 
immediately after this beersoy goes 'dont let the farms hear about this'


 
CatboyCumDump said:
bonus delusional post:
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this is a woman. this is a jew. this is a funny person. this is a joke. jokes make people laugh. most jewish women are funnier than you will ever be beardson. its genetic as you like to say. AF fags have this weird obsession with calling themselves funny. cant think of one tweet or clip that could demonstrate they are "funny".
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paztoe said:
this is a woman. this is a jew. this is a funny person. this is a joke. jokes make people laugh. most jewish women are funnier than you will ever be beardson. its genetic as you like to say. AF fags have this weird obsession with calling themselves funny. cant think of one tweet or clip that could demonstrate they are "funny".
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That joke is pretty funny. What would be hilarious is if she actually went through with it.
 
I don't have the clip but about a year or so ago beardsoy went on like a 20 minute rant about how he doesn't wash his hands after he pisses and then he argued with all the people in his chat making fun of him. If someone knows where to find that it's definitely worth archiving in this thread
 
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