MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.


Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)
 
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melty said:
So basically trump didn't prepare at all, while Hillary has been preparing for weeks and had a trump stand in to debate with her, and people are still not totally sure who won or think she won slightly.
Imagine what will happen when trump actually prepares
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This is such a weak fallback excuse. "He'd totally be awesome if he tried!" Maybe he should try instead of blaming microphones for his sniffles.
 
feedtheoctopus said:
You can't admit to wage theft on live TV and then claim it was "close".
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You can if most people say it was close with one of them edging out, obviously not caring. The average viewer doesn't give a shit about any of that, it's all about who gets in the most 'gotcha!' moments and zingers. Neither of them were really that strong in that respect, each getting in a couple but never really expanding on it much further than that. Trump's rambling stream of consciousness goes in one ear and out the other just the same as Clinton's fluffy politician speak filled with meaningless jargon.

I wouldn't be surprised if most people who watched don't even remember that happening.
 
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Sorry @Internet War Criminal, your posts just sound like damage control to me.

That said, from the glimpses I caught from the debate, Hillary was pretty much in control.
 
Internet War Criminal said:
Not paying federal income tax if you don't have to is both smart and not dodging taxes
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And plays like absolute shit when you're trying to get votes from people who pay taxes because they do not have teams of lawyers to weasel out of them in every way possible, who are expected to pay more in taxes on their working class incomes because you're too rich to have to pay taxes.
 
Trump didnt produce as much lulz THIS time, but wait for the 2nd and 3rd debate. He is going to get into the swing of things and ravage her colon with words that might make her lose the will to live

Guys, it's not even October.
 
AnOminous said:
And plays like absolute shit when you're trying to get votes from people who pay taxes because they do not have teams of lawyers to weasel out of them in every way possible, who are expected to pay more in taxes on their working class incomes because you're too rich to have to pay taxes.
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Yeah I think a lot of people were thinking 'Man I wish I could do that' and not 'Argh I wish the government would waste more of people's money! 19 trillion in debt is not enough! TAKE MORE' who are not already voting Hillary
 
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Yeah I think a lot of people were thinking 'Man I wish I could do that'
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No. Trump boasted about dodging his taxes. Nobody likes someone who's smug about cheating.

Really in the end donald could have run away with it last night. If he maintained the kind of hits he placed in the first 10 minutes then victory would be his, instead we got 40 minutes of donalds pathology while he rambled about Mexicans. Instead of owning his failure like a man he blamed it on fucking sabotage. He's a pathological mess and nobody who's trying to be objective could say he did well last night.
 
Internet War Criminal said:
Yeah I think a lot of people were thinking 'Man I wish I could do that' and not 'Argh I wish the government would waste more of people's money! 19 trillion in debt is not enough! TAKE MORE' who are not already voting Hillary
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This is almost ready to work as a legal defence, assuming you've recently hired Lionel Hutz.
 
Everybody already knows that politicians dodge taxes. I don't see why him actually admitting would change anything.
 
What if like, his tax returns have him paying taxes, but he has put 3 billion dollars into bad dragon dildos
 
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