MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.


Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)
 
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DerSandstrom said:
It will be even crazier if Trump wins. If Hillary wins, you're getting a ton of angry and salty bible belters and republicans going off about the end of days and threatening civil war. That and Null sperging out about the New World Order. I'd give it a 6/10 on the Morton Scale.

If Trump wins, the salt output will be biblical in its scale. Think about it: Every single Facebook and Twitter feed devolving into whining and crying. The media (nearly every single outlet) whining and blaming the American people for killing this nation. Nearly every single lolcow producing premium milk. Videos of salty millenials and minorities by the score. It will be Brexit multiplied by 20. It's an easy 12/10 on the Morton Scale.

If you want salt and lulz, you want a Trump victory. Period.
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Now...

How would a Trump victory affect the housing market, I wonder?
 
DerSandstrom said:
It will be Brexit multiplied by 20. It's an easy 12/10 on the Morton Scale.
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Honestly, when Brexit came in, I was almost swept aside by the torrent of salt that flowed from London's corridors of power, Fleet Street and all the other bastions of the old order.

The explosion from a Trump victory would be the most devastating explosion since the last time Yellowstone erupted and the salt that it would produce will keep Null and this website alive for years on end.
 
Trump gave a speech where-
According to POLITICO’s five-day analysis, Trump averaged one falsehood every 3 minutes and 15 seconds over nearly five hours of remarks.
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http://www.politico.com/magazine/st...&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=pubexchange

I know trump is a liar but at what point does it turn from opportunism into pathology?

Also Hilary Clinton keeps telling porkies about herself, like this one-
“I’ve had some of the most secret information that anybody in government could have. I was involved in the small group advising President Obama about whether to go after Osama bin Laden. I am very committed and careful with classified information.”
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http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/09/2016-hillary-clinton-fact-check-week-214286

I'm sure there's an FBI committee somewhere that would strongly disagree with her self assessment:story:
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
Trump gave a speech where-

http://www.politico.com/magazine/st...&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=pubexchange

I know trump is a liar but at what point does it turn from opportunism into pathology?

Also Hilary Clinton keeps telling porkies about herself, like this one-

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/09/2016-hillary-clinton-fact-check-week-214286

I'm sure there's an FBI committee somewhere that would strongly disagree with her self assessment:story:
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One of my favorites is when Hillary literally lied about her own name. She claimed she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary because of him climbing Everest. Thing is, she was 6 when he did that.
 
DerSandstrom said:
It will be even crazier if Trump wins. If Hillary wins, you're getting a ton of angry and salty bible belters and republicans going off about the end of days and threatening civil war. That and Null sperging out about the New World Order. I'd give it a 6/10 on the Morton Scale.

If Trump wins, the salt output will be biblical in its scale. Think about it: Every single Facebook and Twitter feed devolving into whining and crying. The media (nearly every single outlet) whining and blaming the American people for killing this nation. Nearly every single lolcow producing premium milk. Videos of salty millenials and minorities by the score. It will be Brexit multiplied by 20. It's an easy 12/10 on the Morton Scale.

If you want salt and lulz, you want a Trump victory. Period.
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Totally worth a WWIII, honestly.
 
Ruin said:
Mine is "I was totally under sniper fire!" When the video later showed her smiling and greeting people after leaving the plane.
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Not only that but she was literally greeted by a little girl giving her present

Which honestly just shows a pattern of hillary endangering children when she's either in danger or has pneumonia

#Trump 2016
 
Internet War Criminal said:
Obama just said that white cops don't understand discrimination.

When he's out of the White House and free to say what he really thinks he's probably gonna spend the next two years screaming WHITE DEVILS WHITE DEVILS over and over again
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Next two? Try the rest of his days. *sigh* he's not going anywhere; most of his campaign field offices from 08 and 12 are still operational so he can carry out his message and legacy.

I dont understand caring so much what future people think of you. I'm pretty sure the dead dont give a damn
 
Hortator said:
Actually, it's not just Ohio you need to look at, but Ohio, Pennsylvania and Florida together. These are the big three that Trump absolutely needs in order to get over 270. If he doesn't get one of them, he's toast. As far as I've heard, Florida is contested territory which will probably go to Trump, just knowing Floridians, and Pennsylvania is currently leaning Hillary, but Penn's Woods are a complex region to discern.
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Here's RCP's current "no toss ups" map. Clinton is only +1.5 in Colorado, if Trump can take CO and the rest of the map stays the same he can win without PA.
 
John Titor said:
MongolOID, not Mongolian. Pay more attention to Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat next time.
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Way off topic, but actually mongoloid is an old term from anthropology, along with n.egroid, australoid and caucasoid it was used to classify different subspecies of humans based on their skull shape and physical differences.

Edit lol word filter.
 
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Ineedahero said:
Way off topic, but actually mongoloid is an old term from anthropology, along with caucasian, australoid and caucasoid it was used to classify different subspecies of humans based on their skull shape and physical differences.
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The reason we classified Asians as a subspecies is not their skull but their small dicks though mongo literally translates as "four inches? lol"
 
Ineedahero said:
Way off topic, but actually mongoloid is an old term from anthropology, along with caucasian, australoid and caucasoid it was used to classify different subspecies of humans based on their skull shape and physical differences.
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That's how we learn it here. Though I'm not exactly sure on the physical differences of the australian aboriginal people.
 
Male Idiot said:
That's how we learn it here. Though I'm not exactly sure on the physical differences of the australian aboriginal people.
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Australoid encompasses both aborigine and Polynesian peoples, it's like n.egroid but slightly different. Apparently the theory is frowned upon by anthropologists these days but I think that might be because of political correctness, because it's ludicrous to claim that you can't tell the skull of an average Asian man from an average Black man etc, but as soon as you say skull shapes these days people start searching for your white hood and robes so :/
 
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