MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.

Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)

 

[Tranhuviya]

Your candidate can't even stand on their feet, at least Rick Perry can dance fabulously

This is the most American thing I've seen.

 

[JU 199]

Your candidate can't even stand on their feet, at least Rick Perry can dance fabulously

Cant remember his own plans though.

I'm sure Hillary can remember a list

 

[Pikimon]

I woke up just now to a Brietbart article that read Trump is up 5 points in California.

And you doubters seriously think Trump has no chance to win? California isn't even in the 46/50.

Breitbart is shit, Clinton is up 23.7 points.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/ca/california_trump_vs_clinton-5849.html

You have to be a special kind of stupid to think that Trump (or any Republican) could ever win California, this is a state where Republicans have been delegated to third-party status and most elections are Incumbent Democrat vs Incoming Democrat.

 

[Charles A. Woodward]

Your candidate can't even stand on their feet, at least Rick Perry can dance fabulously

lmao

he couldn't remember 3 things even if his life had been on the line, he is just soulless, brainless, useless pile of meat and bones.
Farm animals are smarter then Rick Perry.
I'm not Hillary's fan but even comatosed Hilary is more competent then that thing.

 

[JU 199]

Some polling from quinnipiac
https://www.qu.edu/news-and-events/quinnipiac-university-poll/national/release-detail?ReleaseID=2378

In a largely negative presidential campaign, where most Americans are voting against, rather than for, a candidate, Democrat Hillary Clinton leads Republican Donald Trump 48 - 43 percent among likely voters nationwide, according to a Quinnipiac University national poll released today.

This compares to a 51 - 41 percent Clinton lead in an August 25 survey of likely voters nationwide, by the independent Quinnipiac (KWIN-uh-pe-ack) University.

With third party candidates in the race, results are too close to call, with Clinton at 41 percent, Trump at 39 percent, Libertarian Party candidate Gary Johnson at 13 percent and Green Party candidate Jill Stein at 4 percent.

Clinton and Trump get similar negative favorability ratings, 40 - 57 percent for her and 35 - 59 percent for him. For Johnson, 53 percent of voters haven't heard enough to form an opinion of him and 72 percent haven't heard enough about Stein.

Among Clinton voters, 54 percent say they mainly are voting against Trump, while 32 percent say they mainly are voting for Clinton.

Among Trump voters, 66 percent say they mainly are voting against Clinton, with 23 percent saying they are voting mainly for Trump.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Cant remember his own plans though.

he couldn't remember 3 things even if his life had been on the line, he is just soulless, brainless, useless pile of meat and bones.
Farm animals are smarter then Rick Perry.

Rick Perry had a brain fart. Hillary's brain has shit the bed

I know which one I'll choose

 

[JU 199]

Rick Perry had a brain fart. Hillary's brain has shit the bed

I know which one I'll choose

Rick Perry couldn't think his way out of a simple, soft ball question and has notoriously bungled every national campaign he's ever tried to make. He's a prime example of someone who shouldn't have ran for president.

Say what you want about Hillary 'sick lizard' Clinton but she got further than he did.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

The only reason Hillary got where she is is because she married bill and rode his dick all the way to the corridors of power

Without her husband she would be literally nothing. Hurray for that feminist icon

 

[JU 199]

The only reason Hillary got where she is is because she married bill and rode his dick all the way to the corridors of power

Without her husband she would be literally nothing. Hurray for that feminist icon

Clinton was the secretary of state. Perhaps she got that job riding Bill's coattails but she fucking did the job. Trump walks around like a self made man when he got a leg up from daddy, yet he could be president soon.

Again, what is it with applying rules selectively? If Clinton is a dishonest crook then trump is too, there's more than enough evidence to corroborate that.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Rand Paul
Scott Walker
Bobby Jindal
Carly Fiorina
Rick Perry

It was a really good field with good to outstanding candidates. Especially when you contrast with the shitshow that was the DNC primaries

Cruz is a psychopath who's very appearance is unnerving. Rubio's made a fool of himself constantly the past few years. I don't think the powers that be like Paul any more then his father really. Walker got caught sucking the cocks of the rightwing equivalent to Soros. Ryan is already established as someone who's useless in a national campaign. I don't even know where to start with Jindal. Fiorina showed herself to be an imbecile on multiple occassions, as has Perry. Without even getting into their politics, how the fuck is that a good field?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I hope the DNC realizes just how easy a time they'd be having against Trump if they hadn't shut out Bernie.

 

[JU 199]

I hope the DNC realizes just how easy a time they'd be having against Trump if they hadn't shut out Bernie.

Sanders could have obliterated donald. I genuinely believe that.

Instead we're stuck with a sick lizzard who's endless ambition, poor judgement and crookedness could lead to a trump presidency.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Clinton was the secretary of state. Perhaps she got that job riding Bill's coattails but she fucking did the job. Trump walks around like a self made man when he got a leg up from daddy, yet he could be president soon.

lmao nigga are you for real? What did she do as Secretary of State?

The reset button with Russia? In 2008 you had 50% of Russians who had a favorable view of America and barely no one saw the US as a threat. Today you have 75% of Russians who think America is their biggest enemy
Libya? Nigga this is the refugee launching pad to flood Europe
Benghazi part 1? She refused dozens of security requests and is responsible for their death
Benghazi part 2? She lied to the American public and families and knew from the beginning why it happened then called the grieving families liars
Benghazi part 3? Had the director of some youtube movie sent to prison in order to further cover up her lies that it wasn't about something else
Benghazi part 4? She refused to send extra security because they were running arms to Syrian rebels who ended up forming ISIS
Benghazi part 5? The culprits are still running around and not even hiding
Her handling of classified material? She leaked top security material to our enemies and put in jeopardy our assets around the globe
South America? She backed Hugo Chavez's candidate instead of the guy the working and middle-classes loved and was pro-US
Eastern Europe? She fucked over Poland and Romania by pulling out anti-missile sites and let Ukraine rot
Our other allies? All of our classic allies have dimmer views of us and are now seeing us as unreliable
Her relationships? Through Clinton Foundation cash she turned the State Department into a wholly pay for play enterprise

and thats not even the beginning of all the shit she did


Yeah Trump got a leg up from his dad ($1m dollars) and turned it into a multi-billion empire where the name Trump is known worldwide and he's currently running from President and BTFO of Hillary

Croaked Hillary is inept as fuck, she's greedy and corrupt and the only reason she's where she is is Bill's influence and money and her willingness to sell her soul for power and money to anyone bidding

 

[JU 199]

The reset button with Russia? In 2008 you had 50% of Russians who had a favorable view of America and barely no one saw the US as a threat. Today you have 75% of Russians who think America is their biggest enemy

Putin's fucking machinations are more to blame for that.

Bengazi? Lol

Libya? Nigga this is the refugee launching pad to flood Europe

Libya did happen on her watch so thats true.

Eastern Europe? She fucked over Poland and Romania by pulling out anti-missile sites and let Ukraine rot

That was a really complicated situation that anyone could have played another way and it still would have turned out fucked.

Her relationships? Through Clinton Foundation cash she turned the State Department into a wholly pay for play enterprise

Again, thats true. She's a crook.

Our other allies? All of our classic allies have dimmer views of us and are

pffft, nonsense. You cant completely pin that on her, the fucking trend has been going in that direction for years.

Yeah Trump got a leg up from his dad ($1m dollars) and turned it into a multi-billion empire where the name Trump is known worldwide and he's currently running from President and BTFO of Hillary

Its an empire built on grifting and being a dishonest shit. There's so much documentation on his actions that you cant ignore it.

 

[Grog]

There's a reason Bernie Sanders lost to Croaked Hillary: America is allergic to socialism.

 

[JU 199]

There's a reason Bernie Sanders lost to Croaked Hillary: America is allergic to socialism.

In america socialism has never polled better. That's not to say in an election it would work but it is say sanders isn't a crook. Paired back leftist economics w/ sanders could have been sold easyer than selling Hillary to america.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Sanders is not a crook? He's a capitalist bum.

He got kicked out of a commune for sitting around and talking all day instead of working, never had a job until he was 40 and it was getting elected to office, he stole power to survive and defaulted on his debts.

And during the primary he took all those donations in refused to disclose them or what he was doing with the cash, sold out his base in favor of Hillary in favor of a private jet service to go to fundraisers and just bought a THIRD house, a nice summer one

Lmao thinking that he's not just as bad as the others

 

[JU 199]

Sanders is not a crook? He's a capitalist bum.

He got kicked out of a commune for sitting around and talking all day instead of working, never had a job until he was 40 and it was getting elected to office, he stole power to survive and defaulted on his debts.

And during the primary he took all those donations in refused to disclose them or what he was doing with the cash, sold out his base in favor of Hillary in favor of a private jet service to go to fundraisers and just bought a THIRD house, a nice summer one

Lmao thinking that he's not just as bad as the others

Hey at least he didnt want to build a giant retarded wall across the southern boarder and act like a twat in every personal deal he's ever made.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Actually Bernie is really really against illegal immigration. He has literally spent his entire career voting against it and supporting people getting deported because they took Union jobs and only changed his record to win the nomination because he's a sellout

So is Trump but at least he's successful unlike Bernie. Then again he succeeded into conning millions of Bernie Bros into giving him their weed money and he parlayed that into two houses and a private jet so not so bad for an old commie

 

[Piga Dgrifm]