MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.


Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)
 
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melty said:
I feel that's a major problem, people like to vote for whoever they could have a beer with/whoever seems most charismatic. Sure Bush was more down-to-earth than Gore or Kerry but I'm pretty sure either would have been a better president. They got the same "elitist" complaints.

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Aside from being a stupid question (I can't relate to Yale-Educated Gazillionaires, and who cares if I could) it also is laughably ignorant -George W. Bush is an alcoholic, if someone knew fuck-all about him they wouldn't have a beer with him.

melty said:
Most people don't know FDR served 5 terms
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To be pedantic... FDR didn't serve five terms -he was elected for four terms and died in the first year of his fourth term.
 
She fainted with her shoes on which by college rules means that we get to draw dicks on her.
 
Lackadaisy said:
Dubya is charmingly exceptional though, to the point where I honestly can't hate his dumb chimp face. He was a gift from God for our nation's comedians too.
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Poor guy just wanted to relax on his ranch and manage a baseball team in peace :-(
 
The Clinton health thing has nothing to do with how healthy she is or isn't and everything to do with people desperate for Daddy to save them from the Gaymuslimmexicanathiests taking all the white women and leaving them with none to chose from. I guarantee Trump could vomit blood in front of them or say "I love raping and eating babies." and they'd still claim he's healthy and sane.

I think I've said this here before but personally in a way I am less bothered by Trump than I am by his followers. I don't think he believes half the crap he spews, he's like some televangelist who's learned how to work the crowd. It's the crowd that scares me - they really do think that way and that is pretty deplorable. They honestly see nothing wrong with unconstitutional racial and religious discrimination.

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/09/basket-of-deplorables/499493/
 
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Hillary has pneumonia now, wow.
However something tells me that even if she dies during the campaign, the Democrats would put her corpse into the Oval Office and rule on her behalf, Kim Il-sung style, because NeverTrump, or something.

P.S. People who unironically call Trump 'Daddy' are super cringy. It makes sense for Milo - he has a gay hard-on on Trump, but not everyone else.
 
Absolutego said:
Well, Kennedy was on a cocktail of steroids and opiates to treat the spinal injury (that's actually why his face was so puffy compared to when he was younger), which probably would've freaked out the American public if they knew he was negotiating the Cuban Missile Crisis under the influence.

It'll be interesting to see if this latest display of poor health will have any lasting impact. For once, even media outlets that sweep her health issues as part of the Vast Republican Conspiracy™ are covering the incident.
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It was the 60's, everyone was loaded to the gills on scotch, "diet pills", and sleeping pills. I don't think people would be shocked that Kennedy was on pain pills for his majorly fucked back. Same deal for FDR, being crippled was still seen as kind of taboo back then, but turns out being able to walk has nothing to do with being able to command the war and negotiate with Stalin. Hillary is a different story, she visibly looses the thread of what's going on around her at campaign evens, let alone talking to Putin or doing something that actually matters. That and the conscientious from everyone with medical knowledge seems to be that she is either pretty deep into Alzheimer's or about to die from a brain hemorrhage.

Edit- Everyone's talking shit on GWB, which is certainly understandable, but this election sure makes him look like a winner in comparison IMO.
 
Pikimon said:
Eh, Hillary is still ahead by quite a bit all it proves is that there are significant amounts of people who would vote for anything with an R or D in front of it.

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1) 538 is garbage and Nick Nickel can suck a cock.
2) Don't trust the polls.

#2 sounds like some sort of conspiracy shit but the polls this cycle are truly "deplorable". They over-represent women and democrats very frequently (as much as 10%). A recent CNN poll completely omitted the 18-28 year old demographic. The N in some of these polls can be as low as 500. They also poorly reflect delegate counts and can select a sample from statistically hardline democratic states like California.

When people point at polls and say "oh trump's losing ha ha ha", it's like, I don't trust them. I don't trust the TV, I don't trust these slant ass sites like 538 and snopes and politifact, I don't trust squelching social media like reddit twitter and facebook, and I just don't care who tells me Trump is losing. I'm voting. I feel the energy from the tens of thousands of people I see hyped for Trump. I go to stadiums and it's packed full of people wearing red hats. The energy for Trump is alive and we're all going voting. That's all we can do, and there's a huge gap between what CNN tells me the country thinks and who's actually going to drive to a church and cast a ballot in November.
 
Fair enough. And I'm voting for Clinton because I don't want a conservative Supreme Court that might overturn gay marriage and Roe v. Wade. And I'd be a hypocrite if I decried BLM and SJW talking about how men and whites don't deserve civil rights, then went and voted for a man who has pledged the same for Hispanics, Muslims, and others who are citizens. And that's before you even factor in the wall nonsense and buddying up to Putin.
 
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I go to stadiums and it's packed full of people wearing red hats.
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Yeah but that's within your field of view. There's an america outside of what you see and they don't really like trump or Hillary but they'll take the lizard over him. He cant chat shit about everyone who isn't white or male and expect to win.
 
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An Ounce of Vagina said:
I guarantee Trump could vomit blood in front of them or say "I love raping and eating babies." and they'd still claim he's healthy and sane.
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Okay ignoring the raping babies part. If Trump collapsed, was shuddering, had constant brain farts and coughed up yellow crap and spent 3 minutes coughing on stage, while Hillary was fine, then I'd speak of my doubts of his ability to run for office. Of course there are hardliners out there who will vote for Trump no matter what, just like there are Hillary supporters who'd vote for her no matter what. It's the moderates that will win the election, not the die hard crazies on each side.

And I think to moderates, Trump looks like the "less-bad" one. He seems visually in good health, he's mentally okay, his populist rhetoric resonates with a lot of people that fear what is happening in Germany may happen here, and "He said mean things about Women and Minorities" isn't really going to change those peoples minds, honestly I think a lot of people are fed up with that sort of talk, where you are unable to critique anything.
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
Yeah but that's within your field of view. There's an america outside of what you see and they don't really like trump or Hillary but they'll take the lizard over him. He cant chat shit about everyone who isn't white or male and expect to win.
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The problem is that yeah he shouldn't expect to win but he still might. Even CNN reported that Hillary is losing lead to him, hovering in the 2% area.
 
Bork Laser said:
The problem is that yeah he shouldn't expect to win but he still might. Even CNN reported that Hillary is losing lead to him, hovering in the 2% area.
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That's because Hilary's campaign strategy is shit. Any other opponent and she would be losing by now.
 
To give credit, Trump is doing a better job not pissing everyone off. I haven't heard anything about him doing anything as dumb as asking why we can't use nukes three times in a single speech. As for Hillary, she's looking weak with her health issues and is just not popular in the first place. At least that's how I see it.
 
Absolutego said:
Well, Kennedy was on a cocktail of steroids and opiates to treat the spinal injury (that's actually why his face was so puffy compared to when he was younger), which probably would've freaked out the American public if they knew he was negotiating the Cuban Missile Crisis under the influence.
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JFK took codeine, Demerol and methadone for pain; Ritalin, a stimulant; meprobamate and librium for anxiety; barbiturates for sleep; thyroid hormone; and injections of a blood derivative, gamma globulin, a medicine that combats infections. Oh, and fucking methamphetamine. Plus smoked weed and took lsd recreationally.

JFK was a philandering junkie and the American public would have been rightly freaked out. Him being killed so early in his presidency prevented him from going to war with Russia over Soviet ants crawling up his leg or selling Mount Rushmore for a mount of cocaine
 
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