MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.


Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)
 
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Trump says he won't pivot. Its like watching a man sleeping dying of thirst in the desert refusing to stop eating potato chips. If he intends on being radioactive enough to put Congressional control at risk, it might be time for the GOP to divert resources to save their seats.
 
Legatus Lanius said:
Trump says he won't pivot. Its like watching a man sleeping dying of thirst in the desert refusing to stop eating potato chips. If he intends on being radioactive enough to put Congressional control at risk, it might be time for the GOP to divert resources to save their seats.
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Let's let him NOT pivot - THIS is the kind of change of pace we need from the boring politicians. Someone who won' give up to get things done for the better is what I miss seeing in government. Even if it's someone crazy like him.
 
Reddit Avenger said:
How the fuck is it even humanly possible for the fucking MAYOR OF NEW YORK to forget fucking 9/11? AKA the worst and most prolific terrorist attack in US history? Y'know...in the town you were mayor of.

Like I can imagine Trump saying that kind of dumb shit since he's Trump, but Giuliani is like an actual politician. Like with a reputation and shit.
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This whole election has renewed my faith in parallel universes. Obviously this giuliani is from a timeline where 9/11 happened under Clinton, and I'm from a timeline where the election process was semi logical
 
Reddit Avenger said:
How the fuck is it even humanly possible for the fucking MAYOR OF NEW YORK to forget fucking 9/11? AKA the worst and most prolific terrorist attack in US history? Y'know...in the town you were mayor of.

Like I can imagine Trump saying that kind of dumb shit since he's Trump, but Giuliani is like an actual politician. Like with a reputation and shit.
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Eh... Someone should have ousted NYC's mayor a long time ago with all the shit he's done to a major city that's not all that well off, to begin with... How anyone possibly enjoys living there as of late is anyone's guess.
 
The latest campaign overhaul is a great idea. He's really tanked since Lewandowski left, and now the fanboys can blame his recent gaffes on manafort's influence.
Also, once again he's promoting a woman to a top level position for her qualifications, not just cause diversity. What a disgusting sexist!!! Clearly has no respect for women.
 
melty said:
The latest campaign overhaul is a great idea. He's really tanked since Lewandowski left, and now the fanboys can blame his recent gaffes on manafort's influence.
Also, once again he's promoting a woman to a top level position for her qualifications, not just cause diversity. What a disgusting sexist!!! Clearly has no respect for women.
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Well considering Roger Ailes needed a job, shouldn't be shocking
 
Legatus Lanius said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a0xzWGjLskEHow have I never seen this? This is amazing!
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I stopped caring about this election when Rand dropped out. After that, it became a race between a career criminal with early onset dementia that collects scandals like they were Pokemon, and a blustering cartoon caricature of a businessman with the temperament of a Schnauzer.

The next four years are going to very interesting, if not fruitful.
 
There's a strong possibility Clinton will die in her first term. Being president is ridiculously stressful and if she's in this bad shape early in the process the outlook doesn't look good. Looking at before and after pictures of Barack Obama he aged 20+ years in eight.
 
So how do Democratic Party distribute their campaign money now? Since they have the presidential election in the bag, are they going to be able to easily outspend the Republicans on House and Senate seats now?
 
Ruin said:
Calm down with the snarky hyper partisanship. I'm not endorsing Trump, I'm just saying having fainting/dizzy spells in the middle of a campaign isn't good.
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You can't be anti hillary here.
Literally any post that doesn't shit on trump will be rated dumb and autistic
 
AN/ALR-56 said:
You can't be anti hillary here.
Literally any post that doesn't shit on trump will be rated dumb and autistic
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Bullshit. Clinton is a fraud as much as Trump is an idiot. The only dumb things are these "ohhhh these (doctored) papers say she has Alzhimers." Or other stupid shit like that. The second anyone unironically posts the 'Trump gives money to NAMBLA' meme, its off to the dupster with them. This 'concern' of his health and his tax returns are counterproductive. Same thing with the bullshit about Obamacare's death panels or the birther movement. Nothing could be said to convince people this was not the hill to pick a fight on.
 
Ruin said:
There's a strong possibility Clinton will die in her first term. Being president is ridiculously stressful and if she's in this bad shape early in the process the outlook doesn't look good. Looking at before and after pictures of Barack Obama he aged 20+ years in eight.
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Isn't that a good thing, though? Keep that nutcase Tump out of the office and people who voted for Hillary because they hated Trump more than her potentially won't have to live the next four years under her administration.
 
Ruin said:
There's a strong possibility Clinton will die in her first term. Being president is ridiculously stressful and if she's in this bad shape early in the process the outlook doesn't look good. Looking at before and after pictures of Barack Obama he aged 20+ years in eight.
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If only. I've known plenty of people that survive out of sheer spite.
 
Ruin said:
Calm down with the snarky hyper partisanship. I'm not endorsing Trump, I'm just saying having fainting/dizzy spells in the middle of a campaign isn't good.
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Clinton was killed in Bosnia by snipers. Hillbot 2.7 will never die
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Plus, if she bites it, we get Tim Kaine, who seems like he's be a great president.
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"Aw shucks Putin, can't we just settle this Ukraine issue with a game of scrabble?"
 
Pretty sure not even death will keep Clinton from running the country tbh

http://www.theonion.com/article/clinton-assures-tim-kaine-shell-continue-serving-p-53309

MIAMI—In their first official meeting Saturday as Democratic running mates, Hillary Clinton reportedly pulled aside her vice presidential pick, Virginia senator Tim Kaine, and quietly assured him that in the event of her death while in office, she would continue serving as commander-in-chief. “If something unfortunate happens to me in the next four years, I want you to know that not a single thing changes, and I will still carry out all duties of the presidency,” said Clinton, explaining that should she as president succumb to an illness or accident, all national security, economic, foreign affairs, and social policy decisions would continue to go through her as usual. “I don’t want you to worry or panic if I happen to pass away. Just know that nothing—not a degenerative illness nor the bonds of death—can prevent me from leading this country for the full duration of my term. Dying will not diminish my power, got it? Okay, glad to have you aboard.” Clinton went on to state that, while tragic, her untimely demise would bring with it a number of political advantages, as no longer needing to sleep, eat, or breathe would free up significant amounts of time for her to focus on running for reelection.
 
Ruin said:
There's a strong possibility Clinton will die in her first term. Being president is ridiculously stressful and if she's in this bad shape early in the process the outlook doesn't look good. Looking at before and after pictures of Barack Obama he aged 20+ years in eight.
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Nah they do some shit to keep the presidents healthy. When was the last time you heard of a president getting sick? Probably a few decades ago? They are rarely said to have colds, flu etc.
 
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