MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.


Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)
 
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I can't decide which salt would be funnier. Trump winning or Hillary winning and immediately governing to the center right like her husband.

Trump for sure. Most people have it figured Clinton would be four more years of the same shit but with Trump people will lose their minds about America becoming a Nazi dictatorship that ushers in the setting to The Road Warrior.
 
Soros is only seen as 'evil' because the Republicans managed to link him in the minds of their drones with "The Illuminati!" The truth is he is a very wealthy man who supports liberal causes. And that's it. But the right-wing propaganda machine just kept pumping out shit that said he was some sort of supervillian (often in the same breath as the words "secret Muslim" and "birth certificate") and people who are basically right-wing versions of ADF just believed it without question because it's what they wanted to hear.

It has nothing to do with Republicans. He has been trying to undermine the legally and democratically elected goverment of Hungary, which I may add won with quite the majority, for years, as well as attacking our laws and funding seditious NGO's that in any sane country like Russia would be shut down instantly.

He is public enemy number one. Hitler and Stalin are beloved compared to him. And if the enemy if your enemy is your friend, than the friend of your enemy is your enemy. So we are not fond of Clintons, whenever Crooked Hillary or President Syphilis.
 
Clinton winning, because Trump's Twitter meltdown in 2012 was so goddamn magical, imagine the shitstorm from him after a loss. 4 years of quality shit flinging from his tower.

It'll be more than that, potentially. Roger Stone is on record as saying they're knowingly laying the seeds of civil unrest with this whole "rigged election" crap they keep spewing. If they can't win they're hoping they can convince enough people that Clinton is illegitimate that they can force her out of office.

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/08/roger-stone-foments-violence-says
Dumb source, but Stone actually did say that.

For the record, there is no "widespread voter fraud" also.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/11/upshot/vote-fraud-is-rare-but-myth-is-widespread.html?_r=0

Either way, I agree, it will be lulzy as shit watching the internet Trump brigade bitch and moan and cry conspiracy like a bunch of sheep, never mind Trump himself who's "I lost" speech is bound to be the most hilarious thing to ever hit the airwaves.
 
>Presents self as a great businessman; incapable of succeeding without Daddy's money, Daddy's politicians, and those Guinea Greaseballs in the concrete union.
You shitpost about foreskins on a penniless lunatic's internet webzone forum about actual mentally handicapped people. Your definition of "great businessman" doesn't mean a fucking thing to me. Parading around like you understand the mechanics of a billionaire's realestate enterprise comes off as laughable and insecure.

>Presents self as the only sane man who can protect you; pro-Putin, pro-Gaddhafi, pro- Assad, pro-Hussein, deliberately ignorant of the invasions of Georgia and the Ukraine, anti-NATO, pro-proliferation of nukes to Japan, Germany, and Korea.
No, he's pro-"not starting wars". Pro-"not starting a new cold war with Russia". Pro-"not destabilizing Libya". Anti-"we came, we saw, he died". Pro-"not invading Iraq". He's not ignorant about Russia's invasion of Ukraine, he said that it wouldn't have happened with him as President. He was anti-NATO because it was ineffective against modern "battlefronts". There will never be a third reich and traditional armies again. There will be proxy wars and terrorism, and NATO doesn't combat that. After he said this, NATO opened up an anti-Terrorism operation, and after that he revised to say that he wants all NATO members to pay their 2% GDP as per their agreement. He is Pro-"holding people accountable to their fucking agreements for the luxurious army/navy/airforce that we provide to them at a loss every single year". That's good. You want that.

>Presents self as fabulously wealthy; refuses to release tax returns so voters can see his net worth, lost libel lawsuit to Timothy O'Brien who claimed Mein Drumpf's actual net worth is off from his boasts by a factor of fifty to a hundred.
He's said literally 100 times that his lawyers are advising him against showing his tax returns until after the IRS has completed their audit.

Also
>drumpf
I didn't realize John Oliver posted here. Nice meme!

Go back to calling him a sexistracistxenophobeislamophobe, because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
 
You shitpost about foreskins on a penniless lunatic's internet webzone forum about actual mentally handicapped people. Your definition of "great businessman" doesn't mean a fucking thing to me. Parading around like you understand the mechanics of a billionaire's realestate enterprise comes off as laughable and insecure.


No, he's pro-"not starting wars". Pro-"not starting a new cold war with Russia". Pro-"not destabilizing Libya". Anti-"we came, we saw, he died". Pro-"not invading Iraq". He's not ignorant about Russia's invasion of Ukraine, he said that it wouldn't have happened with him as President. He was anti-NATO because it was ineffective against modern "battlefronts". There will never be a third reich and traditional armies again. There will be proxy wars and terrorism, and NATO doesn't combat that. After he said this, NATO opened up an anti-Terrorism operation, and after that he revised to say that he wants all NATO members to pay their 2% GDP as per their agreement. He is Pro-"holding people accountable to their fucking agreements for the luxurious army/navy/airforce that we provide to them at a loss every single year". That's good. You want that.


He's said literally 100 times that his lawyers are advising him against showing his tax returns until after the IRS has completed their audit.

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>drumpf
I didn't realize John Oliver posted here. Nice meme!

Go back to calling him a sexistracistxenophobeislamophobe, because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Enough salt to deice Siberia right here
 
>Trump gets in: FILIBUSTER FILIBUSTER FILIBUSTER FILIBUSTER
>Hillary gets in: Buncha shady shit and maybe filibusters.

really the only reason to vote for hillary is so you can hear smug assholes shut up, even then they're likely not going to.
 
No, he's pro-"not starting wars".
"The most militarist person on this stage"
Pro-"not starting a new cold war with Russia"
He dodged questions about allowing South Korea and Japan to start a second arms race, so I guess he will just outsource the Cold War like he did his clothing lines.
Pro-"not destabilizing Libya"
Anti-"we came, we saw, he died"
Trump the Charlatan said:
It sounds so familiar
Pro-"not invading Iraq".
"Yeah, I guess so"
He's not ignorant about Russia's invasion of Ukraine, he said that it wouldn't have happened with him as President.

He was anti-NATO because it was ineffective against modern "battlefronts". There will never be a third reich and traditional armies again.
Allow me to be skeptical about that, especially since our potential commander lied about seeing classified footage involving the Iranians, and doesn't understand what the fuck the nuclear triad is
There will be proxy wars and terrorism, and NATO doesn't combat that
Nor does a wall, unless said wall can stop internet communications with possible terrorist organizations.
After he said this, NATO opened up an anti-Terrorism operation,
Counter-terror operations have been an important part of NATO before Trump opened his trashhole.
And our NATO bases are key in our air war against Daesh.
and after that he revised to say that he wants all NATO members to pay their 2% GDP as per their agreement. He is Pro-"holding people accountable to their fucking agreements for the luxurious army/navy/airforce that we provide to them at a loss every single year". That's good. You want that.
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I want my country not to go and shake down our friends and allies, especially considering the only time Article 5 was invoked was after 9/11 for the US. Obama has been pushing our allies without being ambiguous if we would let Russia cuck our allies.
If you want to support a man who changes his mind on shit the same way people change their mind about dinner, fine. Quit sperging out that people hate or even just don't support Trump. He is not our savior, he is not our friend, and he sure as shit isn't the greatest man to ever walk the horizon. I will be goddamned if I cast a vote for Trump or Clinton
I will not keep arguing the same points over and over, Clinton may be bad for America, but Trump sure as shit isn't right
 
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You shitpost about foreskins on a penniless lunatic's internet webzone forum about actual mentally handicapped people. Your definition of "great businessman" doesn't mean a fucking thing to me. Parading around like you understand the mechanics of a billionaire's realestate enterprise comes off as laughable and insecure.
This is your forum, you fucking baby. If you have that low an opinion of the people who just visit your forum because you're a penniless loser, by your own logic, your own words are even less valuable.

On another note, the logic of "critics who don't live it can't tell it" is weak as shit. I'm not a doctor either, and I'm still qualified to say Kent Hovind and Michael Savage are demented crackpots who aren't worth consulting over a splinter.

No, he's pro-"not starting wars". Pro-"not starting a new cold war with Russia". Pro-"not destabilizing Libya". Anti-"we came, we saw, he died". Pro-"not invading Iraq".
The same war he supported in 2002 on Howard Stern, and only started opposing to make it easier to sell half-a-billion dollars of junk bonds.

Pet-rock salesmen are more respectable.

He's not ignorant about Russia's invasion of Ukraine, he said that it wouldn't have happened with him as President.
He's not going into Ukraine, OK, just so you understand. He's not going to go into Ukraine, all right? You can mark it down. You can put it down. You can take it anywhere you want.

- Donald J. Trump, last week on Stephanopolos's show.

He was anti-NATO because it was ineffective against modern "battlefronts". There will never be a third reich and traditional armies again. There will be proxy wars and terrorism, and NATO doesn't combat that.
Trump's too retarded to even know what NATO does, let alone actual issues related to it.

He's throwing Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania to the wolves even after they've more than met their NATO obligation for their entire time as part of this alliance. If he follows through on abandoning them, the whole alliance is worthless.

After he said this, NATO opened up an anti-Terrorism operation, and after that he revised to say that he wants all NATO members to pay their 2% GDP as per their agreement. He is Pro-"holding people accountable to their fucking agreements for the luxurious army/navy/airforce that we provide to them at a loss every single year". That's good. You want that.
America's military spending problem is almost entirely a domestic issue related to the diabetic-level fatcats at Lockheed Martin and other MIC affiliates who treat the federal budget as a bottomless money tap at no penalty. Trump used to be pro reigning in military spending, but has already 180'd his position in a desperate attempt to stop bleeding support from veterans.

He's said literally 100 times that his lawyers are advising him against showing his tax returns until after the IRS has completed their audit.
He's lying, and the onus is on him to prove he's not by doing the same shit even under-audit Nixon was capable of.

I'll take his word on his taxes as far as I do Hillary's every time the subject of the Clinton Foundation comes up, and no one should be retarded enough to think otherwise.

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>drumpf
I didn't realize John Oliver posted here. Nice meme!
I'm sorry. Did you find that triggering due to hand-size related aniety?

Go back to calling him a sexistracistxenophobeislamophobe, because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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what's the name of that lotto winner who went on to become a billionaire?
 
This is your forum, you fucking baby. If you have that low an opinion of the people who just visit your forum because you're a penniless loser, by your own logic, your own words are even less valuable.
Just you, mate.

I'm doing something else and can't compile a big list right now. Since neither of you are voting anyways there's not even a point to be made. You're just arguing to be argumentative. Pitiful.
 
Just you, mate.

I'm doing something else and can't compile a big list right now. Since neither of you are voting anyways there's not even a point to be made. You're just arguing to be argumentative. Pitiful.

don't let him get to you, man. he'll soon be in an internment camp for wrong think once the god emperor seizes power
 
don't let him get to you, man. he'll soon be in an internment camp for wrong think once the god emperor seizes power
I don't know if it's a way I write things, but every single time I tell someone they're a cunt everyone assumes I'm just frothing with rage and gets really happy about it.
 
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