MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.


Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)
 
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Pikimon said:
Rumors are that McCain and Ryan were in the process of rescinding their endorsement of Trump until Obama urged Republicans to rescind their endorsements, which now means they can't because otherwise it looks like Obama is goading them into turning against their own party.

So now Ryan and McCain are stuck with Trump and have to now defend Trump's daily gaffes for the next 4 months.
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Good. Let them be married to the guy. It'll do them tons of favors, especially the ones in competitive districts.

Enjoy that Trump jizz dripping down your chins, guys.
 
AnOminous said:
Good. Let them be married to the guy. It'll do them tons of favors, especially the ones in competitive districts.

Enjoy that Trump jizz dripping down your chins, guys.
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Guess that whole "focus on maintaining Congress" plan is now in the shit pile. Dems need to win 4 seats to go 50-50. House is tricky, but they could take back both chambers, especially if people in moderate districts don't start to bail.
 
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Legatus Lanius said:
Guess that whole "focus on maintaining Congress" planbis now in the shit pile. Dems need to win 4 seats to go 50-50. House is tricky, but they could take back both chambers, especially if people in moderate districts don't start to bail.
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And all Obama had to do to stop them from doing something rational was suggest they do it.

He should probably give a speech saying that eating turds is a bad idea.
 
fcgh vgcf said:
i love this

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I actually don't mind this because one of the smarmiest, most phony things politicians do is pretend to give a shit about all the fucking random babies shoved in their faces all the time and also because fuck babies.
 
KatsuKitty said:
Paul Ryan has given him undue shit the entire campaign. Trump doesn't let himself get kicked around.
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Ryan endorsed Trump, however (and has continued to do so despite having to constantly answer for the insane shit that comes out of Trump's mouth). If that's "kicking him around" than John Kasich must be committing out and out murder.
One of the first rules of politics is don't alienate your allies just because you have a bruised ego. If Trump can't manage to dredge up some sort of support from the GOP elite he doesn't have much of a chance in November. The guy's running for president. He's going to get shittalked. People are going to criticize him. People will make fun of him. Trump seems incapable of dealing with this like an adult.
 
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Legatus Lanius said:
Call one of the 4 most populated regions in a rust belt state a war zone, a day after leaving...fuck it, why not.
PA is one of the few industrial states that have adapted the changes of trade. If he wants to see a real war zone, ge could just step outside Philly and head to a Dinduburg called Darby. Or if you're in the mood for a taste of real Pennsyltucky life, go to New Castle, where 35% of the population makes less than 25 grand a year.
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The only real war zone in Harrisburg are their roads.
 
Pinkamena Diane Pie said:
The only real war zone in Harrisburg are their roads.
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Harrisburg has really gone to shit in the last few years. It always had its rough spots, but now there are shootings even in the areas that used to be touristy.
 
Legatus Lanius said:
Call one of the 4 most populated regions in a rust belt state a war zone, a day after leaving...fuck it, why not.
PA is one of the few industrial states that have adapted the changes of trade. If he wants to see a real war zone, ge could just step outside Philly and head to a Dinduburg called Darby. Or if you're in the mood for a taste of real Pennsyltucky life, go to New Castle, where 35% of the population makes less than 25 grand a year.
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Naw, man, Darby ain't shit compared to Chester. People want to see a fucking warzone? Go to the shittiest parts of Chester, AKA all of it.
 
AnOminous said:
If you want to see Hell on Earth, though, cross the border into New Jersey from Philadelphia and drive into Camden. Just pay up your life insurance first.
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lol or cross over the Sierra Nevada into the hybrid mix of Mad Max, Deliverance and The Hills Have Eyes clusterfuck that is Eastern California
 
Male Idiot said:
Still a lesser evil than Hillary/Merkel duo of doom. I'll take Trump/Putin over it any day.
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We shouldn't have let you split from Austria...

Pinkamena Diane Pie said:
The only real war zone in Harrisburg are their roads.
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Maybe if they would PASS a budget in less time than two seasons, we could do shit. Corrbett did it, then the state GOP wanted to privatize our liquor stores to pay for increased school funding. We would have burned through it at the ratio of lumsum to monthly revenue.
June 2015 to last 2 days of December was our last budget impass. Charities and social services were getting shafted for 6 months...and it could happen again! The ride of bullshit never ends!
 
There's going to be a second Libertarian town hall on CNN in about five minutes. The Johnson/Weld ticket didn't help themselves much last time, so it will be interesting to see if they do a bit better now.
 
Picklechu said:
There's going to be a second Libertarian town hall on CNN in about five minutes. The Johnson/Weld ticket didn't help themselves much last time, so it will be interesting to see if they do a bit better now.
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Weld is the one fucking up for the party. Why the fuck Johnson picked him, I have no idea. Also, has anyone else noticed Johnson looks...unhinged compared to 2012? I keep getting a "woke up in a dumpster" vibe from him now
 
Legatus Lanius said:
Weld is the one fucking up for the party. Why the fuck Johnson picked him, I have no idea. Also, has anyone else noticed Johnson looks...unhinged compared to 2012? I keep getting a "woke up in a dumpster" vibe from him now
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No one can rock and rule a dumpster of a nation like ours unless it's Vermin Supreme! Damn fools...
 
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