MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.


Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)
 
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Legatus Lanius said:
I have never had so much joy in watching the man with one of the world's most punch-able faces. Let's see how r/TheDonald is doing....
http://archive.is/1W9FK Oh dear.

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http://archive.is/tFN6u We're reaching pretty salty bitches
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Cruz is a piece of shit but it's ridiculous to call him a cuck for not endorsing Trump.

In fact, he'd be a true cuck if he did endorse a man who insulted his father's honor and literally accused him of assassinating Kennedy. Only an even worse piece of shit than Cruz would do that.
 
Strelok said:
For those out of the loop, Trump accused Ted Cruz's father of being involved in the fucking JFK assasination.
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  • Accused his dad of having a part in the JFK assassinations
  • Tried to have some rag papers get a story going of Cruz cheating on his wife
  • Implied Cruz was a pedophile and rapist
  • Interrupted Cruz's speech a few days ago by flying his jet over the crowd
  • Read Cruz's speech days before hand, ok'd it, then after Cruz gave it had the Trump team egg on the booing to drum him off stage and later got on twitter and said he didn't ok the speech and used it as a means to further try and tarnish Cruz.
Yeah, I don't think Cruz was in the wrong here to pull what he did at the convention. Probably one of the most tactfully done fuck you's in the 21st century. Like what Trump did to him before and even during the convention was mean girls high school shit. Cruz knew it was coming though considering how he just kept a straight face and continued the speech to its end.
 
As a Democratic Socialist I will not call myself a Bernie bro...


But look, trump is a fucking joke. Unfavorable ratings of 85%
 
Hyperion said:
As a Democratic Socialist I will not call myself a Bernie bro...


But look, trump is a fucking joke. Unfavorable ratings of 85%
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Both candidates have atrocious favorable/unfavorable ratings. It can accurately be said that either of them would be beaten like a gong by anyone else other than who they're facing.
 
AnOminous said:
Cruz is a piece of shit but it's ridiculous to call him a cuck for not endorsing Trump.

In fact, he'd be a true cuck if he did endorse a man who insulted his father's honor and literally accused him of assassinating Kennedy. Only an even worse piece of shit than Cruz would do that.
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Good think nobody is cuck enough to do that...Rubio? Is that you?
Seriously though, how fucked is it that of the people who would grow the balls to not let Trump make them serfs are Ted Cruz and Lindsay Graham?
 
I swear to fucking god we're stuck in a Fallout 3 Tranquility Lane type scenario.

At the end of it all, even if Trump loses, he still stands to gain so much via traditional media (books, TV, speeches).
 
>Step 1: Tell Cruz to come and talk at the convention
>Step 2: Approve his speech say "it's all good!"
>Step 3: Learn Cruz won't endorse him, says 'no worries, it's ok!'
>Step 4: Secretly inform staffers and aides to encourage booing
>Step 5: Enter the arena at the last moment to savor the booing, WWE villain-style

What a time to live in :story:
 
We are actually reaching the point where Vermin Supreme is seeming like a viable candidate who I'd prefer to have running the nation, and he's a crazy homeless man who wears a boot on his head and throws pixie dust at other candidates.
 
But Trump has meme supremacy. Seriously, his whole fucking campagin had just been creating memes left and right. Hillary can't possibly win the meme race, the meme gap is just too wide.
 
Randall Fragg said:
But Trump has meme supremacy. Seriously, his whole fucking campagin had just been creating memes left and right. Hillary can't possibly win the meme race, the meme gap is just too wide.
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Have we already forgotten Bernie? His memes were some of the strongest to exist, impressive considering the Pepe market tanked after Iowa.

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http://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-36861947

Cruz is quoted as saying in response to people criticizing his speech "[..]That (pledge) was not a blanket commitment that if you go and slander and attack Heidi, that I'm going to nonetheless come like a servile puppy dog and say, 'thank you very much for maligning my wife and maligning my father'," Mr Cruz said." and that he "told Mr Trump he was not planning to endorse him - and would have flown home without making the speech if the Trump campaign wanted."
 
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