MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.

Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)

 

[Ariel]

https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4n3obe/moneybomb/
Its like watching the Hindenburg bounce along the ground instead of burning up like it should.

 

[Joan Nyan]

Every time more precincts report in Cali, Bernie closes the gap juuuust a little. Can he eke out a miracle? Probably not but it's fun to watch anyway. I'm honestly rooting for Sanders to win Cali but still lose the nomination because of how many people will be pissed.

Relevant image

 

[Lorento]

Daily reminder that Trump is the only candidate who cares about America, Americans, and American jobs.

 

[Tranhuviya]

"I EVEN CONVINCED MY MEEMAW TO VOTE FOR BERNIE."

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Welp, I'm depressed.

 

[JU 199]

Apparently sanders is continuing to California regardless

"hope and change by any means necessary"

 

[IwegalBadnik]

I hope the campaigning between now and November is good and entertaining. As George Carlin once said (referencing traffic accidents), "if I'm gonna take the time to stop, I expect a couple of fuckin' laughs."

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

We're boned.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I can already hear the Pterodactyl screeching bloody murder.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Welp, I'm depressed.

 

[HypeBeast]

Potentially 1st female reptilian overlord president?

 

[Cosmos]

As awful as everything is, at least I can still take joy in the pathetic scramblings of the Bernie Bros as they desperately try to keep reality at bay.

 

[*Asterisk*]

As awful as everything is, at least I can still take joy in the pathetic scramblings of the Bernie Bros as they desperately try to keep reality at bay.

I console myself by sleeping with Marco Rubio's wife.

It's great! He just sits in a corner and, every now-n-then, steps out for bottled water.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Finally, this video is relevant enough for this thread:

Personally, judging by the previous warmongering tendencies of the First Woman President™ and her highly aggressive stance against Russia, I really hope she won't start or provoke a war until after I graduate from university. I want to have some fun in this life before dying in nuclear fire.

 

[Hodor]

alright guys this whole 'united states' thing has been a bust, let's pack it up and call England to take us back.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

alright guys this whole 'united states' thing has been a bust, let's pack it up and call England to take us back.

At this point make a real life Vault program, I'm going to spend the rest of my life in one as everybody else should.

Granted someone not a president should run it

 

[Too Many Crooks]

The same people who went on & on about how bad Jeb Bush and dynasty politics- were/are shamelessly trying to coronate Clinton. Fucking typical.

 

[AN/ALR56]

So,are you guys moving to Canada now?

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Spoiler: Sanders is the gift that keeps on giving.

I lost my shit when I got to "read the Secret" like hahaha, oh wow. Sanders is done you fags, only God could save him now. And to be be honest, while he was better than Clinton or Trump it was really only be the slimmest of margins.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Oh boy, the choice is down to an insane, out-of-touch megalomaniac


or Donald Trump


fucking great