MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.

Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Nobody listens to the media anymore.

I wasn't talking about the Television media.

 

[Vitriol]

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I'm kind of curious what all the people disagreeing with me want me to do. I'd rather not have Trump or Clinton's victory weighing on my soul because they both fucking suck. Yeah, not voting has the same effect, but at least it's not direct.

Really tho, the South Park episode Douche and Turd is just as accurate now as it was 12 years ago.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a0BuPgrBwHU

Write Chris in.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Write Chris in.

Sad to say that Chris is still a year shy away from being eligible for the presidency.

Looking forward to 2020 when he gets convinced into trying to run though.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Write Chris in.

write Null in

 

[JU 199]

Whether you doubters like it or not, the Trump Presidency is likely a real thing.

If trump loses will you agree to let your handle be changed to anchor baby?

 

[Cosmos]

Write Chris in.

Lol, I would go a step further and just write in

 

[Zeorus]

Since all the candidates are shit (including most of the third-party candidates), I'll probably just write in Augustus Sol Invictus since an egomaniacal Thelemite is about as attractive an option as anything else I'm being offered.

 

[Splendid]

Vote for Gary Johnston or Jill Stein you fucking speds. Stop bitching about these two.

 

[Randy Lahey]

write in John Cena, America needs a champ

 

[XYZpdq]

Vote for Gary Johnston or Jill Stein you fucking speds. Stop bitching about these two.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Hillary's PR has gone into overdrive and is now posting countless anti-Trump videos on her Twitter.
In the meantime, Trump is too busy eating tacos and making profound statements.

 

[AnOminous]

Hillary's PR has gone into overdrive and is now posting countless anti-Trump videos on her Twitter.
In the meantime, Trump is too busy eating tacos and making profound statements.

That's not even tacos, that's a "taco salad," the most gringo thing ever invented.

 

[VLAD]

Hillary's PR has gone into overdrive and is now posting countless anti-Trump videos on her Twitter.
In the meantime, Trump is too busy eating tacos and making profound statements.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

He might have asked them to make it, but whatever.

Anyway, oddly enough, Trump in that photo looks like he was trying to channel this guy.

 

[ZehnBoat]

That's not even tacos, that's a "taco salad," the most gringo thing ever invented.

maybe tacos don't fit new york sensibilities

 

[VLAD]

maybe tacos don't fit new york sensibilities

We have real tacos here, but would you expect a man who eats his pizza with a knife and a fork to know what real tacos are?

 

[ZehnBoat]

We have real tacos here, but would you expect a man who eats his pizza with a knife and a fork to know what real tacos are?

okay, upperclass new york sensibilities
the kind that goes to fancy resturants to eat liquified trees (saw that in a menu no shitting) over a good pizza slice.

 

[DZ 305]

I'd pay good money to watch the candidates eat super spicy food, just to watch them struggle with that. It would be a good way to see how they handle pressure in a risk free way.

 

[VLAD]

I'd pay good money to watch the candidates eat super spicy food, just to watch them struggle with that. It would be a good way to see how they handle pressure in a risk free way.

Hillary Clinton carries a bottle of hot sauce in her purse everywhere she goes. Not sure what Bernie's tastes are like, but Trump would wash out if his tastes are anything to go by.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

I'd pay good money to watch the candidates eat super spicy food, just to watch them struggle with that. It would be a good way to see how they handle pressure in a risk free way.

Clinton carries hot sauce in her bag 24/7 so I think this is is a clear victory for her.

Plus, did you look at that taco bowl? I didn't see a single jalapeno or pepper, dude's a major lightweight.

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Hillary Clinton carries a bottle of hot sauce in her purse everywhere she goes. Not sure what Bernie's tastes are like, but Trump would wash out if his tastes are anything to go by.

You motherfucker.