MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.


Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)
 
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Womacker said:
Allow me to embody Reddit for a moment. Those of you lucky souls that stay off of that site haven't seen the cancer from this election. Let me try and sum it up as best as I can. I call this one, "Ballad of the Bern".

*deep breath*


:woo::woo::woo:BERNIE SANDERS! HE'S GOING TO HANG THE RICH AND MAKE COLLEGE FREE FOR ALL! MATCH MY DONATION REDDIT IF YOU CARE ABOUT LIVING ANOTHER YEAR! :woo::woo::woo:


This sort of thing is everywhere, especially tonight as his campaign makes a desperate bid to survive. I look forward to tomorrow's popcorn in the losses taken in NY.
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While I try to avoid being condescending about it as a Hillary suppotter, the amount of self-righteousness amongst the Sander's camp is rather aggravating. Clinton and Sander's opinions and policies are rather small at the end of the day, at least compared to the Republicans, and the fact that in a best case scenario, only the Senate realisticslly can be taken back, making arguments of minimum wage or healthcare moot for the time being. It makes the amount of hate towards Hillary seem all the more silly, particularly the Bernie or bust crowd. Though I'd be remiss to ignore the fact Clinton's base was guilty of the same in 2008, what with the PUMA garbage. I only hope Bernie manages to reconcile the divisions in the 99% likelyhood that he loses, as Hillary did in 2008.
 
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Emiya Kiwitsugu said:
While I try to avoid being condescending about it as a Hillary suppotter, the amount of self-righteousness amongst the Sander's camp is rather aggravating. Clinton and Sander's opinions and policies are rather small at the end of the day, at least compared to the Republicans, and the fact that in a best case scenario, only the Senate realisticslly can be taken back, making arguments of minimum wage or healthcare moot for the time being. It makes the amount of hate towards Hillary seem all the more silly, particularly the Bernie or bust crowd. Though I'd be regress to ignore the fact Clinton's base was guilty of the same in 2008, what with the PUMA garbage. I only hope Bernie manages to reconcile the divisions in the 99% likelyhood that he loses, as Hillary did in 2008.
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I got flak for being a huge Rubio supporter but I feel for you Clinton people now. You guys are treated as badly as the average Republican has been treated there for the past four years. It's not a fun first feeling.
 
Emiya Kiwitsugu said:
While I try to avoid being condescending about it as a Hillary suppotter, the amount of self-righteousness amongst the Sander's camp is rather aggravating. Clinton and Sander's opinions and policies are rather small at the end of the day, at least compared to the Republicans, and the fact that in a best case scenario, only the Senate realisticslly can be taken back, making arguments of minimum wage or healthcare moot for the time being. It makes the amount of hate towards Hillary seem all the more silly, particularly the Bernie or bust crowd. Though I'd be regress to ignore the fact Clinton's base was guilty of the same in 2008, what with the PUMA garbage. I only hope Bernie manages to reconcile the divisions in the 99% likelyhood that he loses, as Hillary did in 2008.
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The Bernie voters will vote for Hillary in November. The most interesting thing about this election year is that turnout will be the highest we've seen in some time. Cruz (the fanatic), Trump (the asshole), Clinton (the octopus) and Sanders (the commie) are all hated in different ways. People will make sure they vote if only to keep the candidate they hate out of office.
 
As somebody who just likes Bernie, I can't stand the brigades of autistic people in the Sanders camp. Trust me, it'd be so much easier if the massive wave of faggotry were attached to literally any other candidate. Even liking Bernie immediatly puts you in the same group as those assholes
 
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What the fuck happened with Cruz. CNN was going on all day yesterday most of NY didn't like Trump and here he goes blasting the fuck out of Cruz.
 
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and here he goes blasting the fuck out of Cruz.
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Cruz shouldn't have taken a giant shit on the state then.

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Trump has over-performed and could now win 85+ delegates instead of the 58 he was supposed to win. This would compensate for the loss of Wisconsin (among other places)

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Trump may have just erased most of his losses.
 
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The fun thing is,only scandals and shit appear here to us foreigners.
Is there a TL Dr version of bernie,trump,hillary,Cruz plans for economy,foreign affairs,immigration, health,education, defense, etc?
 
Donald is back over 60%

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Is cruz incompetent?

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Ass Manager 3000 said:
Is cruz incompetent?

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Ugh, just had a flashback from before my state's primary and I was campaigning for Rubio and a girl said "Rubio acts too robotic for me to be willing to vote for him. Why not vote for Cruz, he knows exactly what to say and never says the wrong things."

Yeah lady. Sure looks like he knew all the right buttons to press here.
 
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What the fuck happened with Cruz. CNN was going on all day yesterday most of NY didn't like Trump and here he goes blasting the fuck out of Cruz.
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New Yorkers generally view Trump as an asshole, but he's THEIR asshole. If I were a New York Republican I'd find it really easy to vote for Trump over the Texo-Canadian scumbag who took a giant shit all over the state.
 
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New Yorkers generally view Trump as an asshole, but he's THEIR asshole. If I were a New York Republican I'd find it really easy to vote for Trump over the Texo-Canadian scumbag who took a giant shit all over the state.
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Not to mention the upstate Republicans which are essentially clones of North Carolina Republicans (replace their hatred of blacks with hatred of Latinos and double their hatred of gays).
 
The Young Turks have gone full retard with their broadcast tonight.

Notable quotes include but are not limited to.

"YES! DEMOCRATS NEED A PURITY TEST! BUT EVEN THOUGH THE TEA PARTY HAD ONE OURS WOULD BE RIGHT!"
"Donald Trump will begin a path to gas muslims"
"Hillary is a neocon in sheep's clothing"

and many more!
 
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