MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.


Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)
 
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If Trump becomes the republican candidate, I hope he grabs John McAfee as his VP. Together those two will make America great again and cause lots of butthurt.
 
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my problem with trump is:
he has the I SAY WHAT I WANT IF YOU DONT LIKE IT IM SORRY
i'm fine with that
no shits given

I just hate it when he does the LOL SORRY JUST TROLLIN BRO ITS JUST A PRANK
or worse
when someone says something he doesn't like, he folds and starts to cry.
 
ZehnBoat said:
when someone says something he doesn't like, he folds and starts to cry.
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He constantly cries and threatens to file lolsuits and then doesn't. When he does, he utterly loses because he's full of shit (Trump v. O'Brien).

But when he threatens and then just folds when the target tells him to go fuck himself, he looks like a crybaby and a pussy. That's his most salient feature despite the bullshit image he projects as some kind of tough talker and badass. After he shit-talked El Chapo, the guy literally called him a cum-shitting faggot and Trump ran away and cried to the FBI and you never heard him talk about that guy again. That's how badass he is.
 
AnOminous said:
He constantly cries and threatens to file lolsuits and then doesn't. When he does, he utterly loses because he's full of shit (Trump v. O'Brien).

But when he threatens and then just folds when the target tells him to go fuck himself, he looks like a crybaby and a pussy. That's his most salient feature despite the bullshit image he projects as some kind of tough talker and badass. After he shit-talked El Chapo, the guy literally called him a cum-shitting faggot and Trump ran away and cried to the FBI and you never heard him talk about that guy again. That's how badass he is.
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She was bleeding somewhere!
Where?
uhh... her... nose?
Right up there with SMACK YOUR FACE down monster.
 
Glad that Bernie is catching up! Otherwise, I actually would have definitely voted for Trump over Hitlery if it ended up being Tronald Dump versus Killary Clinton.
 
DirkBloodStormKing said:
Glad that Bernie is catching up! Otherwise, I actually would have definitely voted for Trump over Hitlery if it ended up being Tronald Dump versus Killary Clinton.
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If it does come down to Hillary vs Trump I think a lot of Bernie supporters will come over to Daddy. A lot of Bernie supporters and a lot of Trump supporters just like their candidate for being eccentric, anti-establishment outsiders, and don't feel very strongly about policy. Hell, if it comes down to Sanders vs someone the RNC chooses I might consider Bernie even though socialism is p awful fam.

But Daddy's going to win so I don't even need to consider that possibility.
 
Randy Lahey said:
Bernie's fucked, he's not going to win.
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The only battle he needs to win is the Democratic nomination - I suspect Trump is going to win out over Cruz, which is going to alienate...oh, about the entire Republican party because there isn't a chance in hell they're going to be able to control him from not making an international crisis worse (like, aren't there counties who have already BANNED him because he's running?) and more importantly (to them), he's not going to give two shits about government kickbacks or stuff the big supporters are even involved over in the first place.

If it's Trump vs. Bernie, then they'll go lesser of two evils because Bernie at least isn't going to accidentally start a war for being a moron. If it's Tump vs Hillary, then this is going to be a good year for whoever the independent candidate is.
 
Optimus Prime said:
If it's Trump vs. Bernie, then they'll go lesser of two evils because Bernie at least isn't going to accidentally start a war for being a moron. If it's Tump vs Hillary, then this is going to be a good year for whoever the independent candidate is.
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If it's Trump vs. Bernie, then the Libertarians and possibly the greens are becoming major parties by the national government standards.
 
Womacker said:
If it's Trump vs. Bernie, then the Libertarians and possibly the greens are becoming major parties by the national government standards.
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Actually, I'd really say that Trump vs Bernie wouldn't benefit third parties very well. Bernie might bother people, but he's not pants-on-head retarded. I think Shillary vs Trump would do it though.

Maybe not next election, maybe not the following one.

But in general, it'd show the country that the emperor has no clothes.
 
Marvin said:
Actually, I'd really say that Trump vs Bernie wouldn't benefit third parties very well. Bernie might bother people, but he's not pants-on-head retarded. I think Shillary vs Trump would do it though.

Maybe not next election, maybe not the following one.

But in general, it'd show the country that the emperor has no clothes.
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I disagree. Bernie isn't AS BAD as Trump but he has no clue how economics works. It's really a question with them of whether our diplomatic or economic integrity will collapse.

Hillary is absolutely awful, but I don't see things getting considerably worse under her.

I wish the Democrats persuaded Biden to run.
 
Womacker said:
I disagree. Bernie isn't AS BAD as Trump but he has no clue how economics works. It's really a question with them of whether our diplomatic or economic integrity will collapse.

Hillary is absolutely awful, but I don't see things getting considerably worse under her.

I wish the Democrats persuaded Biden to run.
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Presidents don't have enough power to collapse the economy. But with executive decisions, you can do a lot of damage. Again, because of balances of power, Trump can't burn the country down.

But he can make for a very shitty 4-8 years.
 
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