MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.


Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)
 
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We're gonna... you know what!

Keep doubting on and on folks.

I expect you to be right at this finish line on election day with a super-micro ultra zoom-lens camera, expecting some sort of photo finish. Me? I've decided to plan to see the Inauguration of Donald Trump. From there, I will probably vacation to the Ariondack Mountains and enjoy a winter vacation as I witness within the two weeks, all the "Great" Trump will be bringing the second he gets in.

Sorry doubters, but keep doubting, the Streisand Effect is very happy.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
We're gonna... you know what!

Keep doubting on and on folks.

I expect you to be right at this finish line on election day with a super-micro ultra zoom-lens camera, expecting some sort of photo finish. Me? I've decided to plan to see the Inauguration of Donald Trump. From there, I will probably vacation to the Ariondack Mountains and enjoy a winter vacation as I witness within the two weeks, all the "Great" Trump will be bringing the second he gets in.

Sorry doubters, but keep doubting, the Streisand Effect is very happy.
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One good thing I'll say about Trump is that he'll keep anchor babies like you out of my country.
 
AnOminous said:
As far as I can tell, it's at least partly true. Cruz is a slimeball. But I wish him luck on his bullshit lawsuit threats.

Trump has a long history of empty threats like this, and even threatened to sue Bill Maher for demanding his birth certificate to prove he wasn't sired by an orangutan in the Brooklyn Zoo (he still hasn't proved he wasn't). Maher laughed at his threats, and so should Cruz.
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I didn't even know this happened. Thanks.

I don't know why The Donald got upset, I don't know of anything in the animal kingdom it'd be more disgraceful to have as a father than Papa Fred. He should let Bill Maher sleep with his daughter for such a compliment.

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Then again, maybe the orangutan was the mother, cruelly violated by a perverted real-estate tycoon too powerful for the law to touch.
 
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Sanders is a little ridiculous, but I can't fucking stand Hillary. She is a vile shell of a human being. I can't stand her smug supporters with their dismissal of Sanders as a dreamer and his supporters as spoiled kids. I realize a lot of Sanders' policies are idealistic, but fuck, isn't it time we get an idealist in the White House, instead of a hardened cynic?

I think Cruz is actually worse than Trump. Trump doesn't believe anything other than his awesomeness. Cruz is a zealot with a face like a ventriloquist dummy's. Way scarier than a man-child with a fan club.
 
Piga Dgrifm said:
"To show Trump I mean business, I'm going to make a fool of myself by whipping my dick out in public and taking a piss!"
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It's the Walk of Fame, its literally the worst part of all of Los Angeles, its the SoCal equivalent of Times Square. It's designed specifically to smell like piss, quarantine all tourists in one spot, and keep all those creepy homeless people in superhero costumes employed.
 
Super Collie said:
There was a picture circulating on Twitter recently of Trump's star with a swastika spray painted on it, so the whole "pissing" thing is probably just one of many issues with vandalism happening with that particular piece of rock.
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To be fair, LA has a very high Hispanic population and the younger white population there deems anything to the right of Sanders completely verboten, so I'm surprised that a lot worse hasn't been done to it.
 
Pikimon said:
The further you get from Hollywood Blvd the nicer it gets.
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A little bit, but not by much.
The first house I ever lived in was a block south of Hollywood Boulevard and some concrete vases were stolen off our front porch in broad daylight during Thanksgiving dinner once.
 
Pikimon said:
It's the Walk of Fame, its literally the worst part of all of Los Angeles, its the SoCal equivalent of Times Square. It's designed specifically to smell like piss, quarantine all tourists in one spot, and keep all those creepy homeless people in superhero costumes employed.
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to be fair, LA is shit
speaking of shit
how 'bout this election?
 
For those who are interested, both halves of the Fox Business Libertarian Debate are available on Youtube.
 
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