MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.


Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

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TrippinKahlua said:
I highly recommend you watch the entirety of the 79-80 election cycle if you believe this.
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Good point. I meant where it isn't likely to actually happen, but that's one where it did and worked well (despite Pappy Bush having called Reagan's policies "voodoo economics" during the race.)
 
Bill Clinton launched an attack on Sanders today by claiming his supporters where sexist and etc. It was really low stuff, something I really wouldn't expect from Bill. Thats the type of shit that may work online but in real life makes you look like an idiot
 
Bork Laser said:
Bill Clinton launched an attack on Sanders today by claiming his supporters where sexist and etc. It was really low stuff, something I really wouldn't expect from Bill. Thats the type of shit that may work online but in real life makes you look like an idiot
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NumberingYourState said:
I cannot listen to Bill Clinton's voice alone with a straight face.
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Agreed, he has to be one of the most easily imitable presidents in US history on par with Nixon

Bork Laser said:
Bill Clinton launched an attack on Sanders today by claiming his supporters where sexist and etc. It was really low stuff, something I really wouldn't expect from Bill. Thats the type of shit that may work online but in real life makes you look like an idiot
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This is the same man who risked one of the most important jobs in the country to play slap and tickle with a woman that made Delta Burke look like a supermodel.
 
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Bork Laser said:
Bill Clinton launched an attack on Sanders today by claiming his supporters where sexist and etc. It was really low stuff, something I really wouldn't expect from Bill. Thats the type of shit that may work online but in real life makes you look like an idiot
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Doesn't surprise me in the slightest considering what he was like with Obama.
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
Doesn't surprise me in the slightest considering what he was like with Obama.
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Thats true but honestly I thought they learned their lesson. Mudslinging generally works on the right. On the left its hit or miss but when it misses it really fucking misses like that Obama video Clinton put out
 
New Hampshire feels the Bern and can't stump the Trump.

Trump and Sanders both declared winners already with only 9% of precincts reporting. Both Trump and Sanders are taking 1st place by double digit margins

2nd Place on the Republican side is a pretty close race between Kasich, Jeb!, Cruz, and Rubio.
 
Fuck it. Let's have Trump vs. Sanders and live with the results whatever they are. I'll roll those dice.
 
Meanwhile my governor, Chris Christie got his fat ass handed to him after ending up in 6th place. This after he vowed to be the leading governor
 
AnOminous said:
Fuck it. Let's have Trump vs. Sanders and live with the results whatever they are. I'll roll those dice.
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Honestly, at this point I'm inclined to agree. As disastrous as it would be, I kinda want to see how Congress would react to Trump being completely out of control of the Republicans. And if it's either that or Sanders, who by far is the most down-to-earth candidate of both sides and probably is the best by default, it at least will be an entertaining race.

Just keep Cruz out. That guy is psycho.
 
Bork Laser said:
Meanwhile my governor, Chris Christie got his fat ass handed to him after ending up in 6th place. This after he vowed to be the leading governor
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Hey he's my governor too! Wanna go hang ourselves because he privatized our public water?
 
AnOminous said:
Fuck it. Let's have Trump vs. Sanders and live with the results whatever they are. I'll roll those dice.
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Honestly, I'm pretty sure that's going to end up being the race.

Can't wait for all the dank memes that'll be cooked up. "The only way to stump the Trump is to make it Bern." and shit.
 
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