Mass Effect Legendary Edition - it's pretty gud

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Should have been an Alliance joint expedition with the Turians. Since the Turians are the ones who scout the uncharted relays and document them hence why they got assmad over humans unknowingly attempting to use one they marked as dangerous.

The SR1 being a "joint effort" didn't mean jack shit with zero turians onboard besides Silas who dies in the first hour of ME1 and Garrus, who would not have been there in the first place if it wasn't for shepard being a spectre. Would have made a better excuse that the Turians made a second one just in case the humans used the state of the art stealth ship they just built against them in the form of the SR2. Rather than "Cerberus bought its blueprint off the internet and made it better using random parts from hardware stores lol"-EDI.
For as central to the backstory as the Turians were, and as much as Andromeda was obsessed with shallowly copying notes from ME1, I'm shocked their involvement in the game was so minimal. Like, Vetra was probably the most compelling out of any of the squadmates, but that's pretty much it.
 
For as central to the backstory as the Turians were, and as much as Andromeda was obsessed with shallowly copying notes from ME1, I'm shocked their involvement in the game was so minimal. Like, Vetra was probably the most compelling out of any of the squadmates, but that's pretty much it.
Would have been interesting to see the Turians work with their distaste for humanity too earning a begrudging acceptance. Limiting the species down to two militant ones to make something feasbile within the human lifespan and not writing into a corner. Though EA is all about unfeasible goals as in the case of Visceral.

It would have also made more sense for the Turians to already be reigning in the outlaws instead of joining them and half the ark chimping out “Lord of the Flies” style before the start of the story. Again, doesn’t make any sense since these are some of the top experts in their respective infrastructure building fields handpicked for the expedition. Then they’re going around rioting when they arrive for….. reasons.
 
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I saw this in the Dragon Age thread from @StacticShock

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And I laugh that even after all this time and current year faggotry it's still nowhere near parity despite all the trannys and pious online gamers pushing Femshep so hard. But is there a place where all the statistics of the games were tallied such as big options or romances? I noticed when the Legendary was released there seemed to be an even harder push for Femshep as well as Liara and Tali and a general revisionist hatred of Miranda, Jack and Ashley that I know didn't exist ten years ago. Ashley had some due to bad writing but that's ME3 for you. It just made me wonder if this was some kind of outright hostility and jealousy going of phony game girls to the human girls in the game.
 
I saw this in the Dragon Age thread from @StacticShock

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And I laugh that even after all this time and current year faggotry it's still nowhere near parity despite all the trannys and pious online gamers pushing Femshep so hard. But is there a place where all the statistics of the games were tallied such as big options or romances? I noticed when the Legendary was released there seemed to be an even harder push for Femshep as well as Liara and Tali and a general revisionist hatred of Miranda, Jack and Ashley that I know didn't exist ten years ago. Ashley had some due to bad writing but that's ME3 for you. It just made me wonder if this was some kind of outright hostility and jealousy going of phony game girls to the human girls in the game.
Maleshep is the only way.
"The council can kiss my ass".
"Because is a big stupid jellyfish".
And the best one:
 
Finally decided to give Legendary Edition a go. Been playing ME1 for the past two weeks or so now and I'm about midway through it; only using a handful of QoL mods and texture improvements.
- Game still has some of the same problems it did back on the 360, namely texture pop-in and choppy framerate. My CPU utilization doesn't even reach 10% with this game and my GPU usage is around 50 - 75%, yet it runs like a newly made game that'd be frying my computer.
- The visuals give me whiplash. There are still a lot of scenes and moments that look really good... but there's also a lot of really shitty low-res textures that look horrible.
- Really glad they have seamless switching between controls. I use a Xbox controller for exploring and then switch over to m&k when combat starts.

- Combat is... functional, I guess. It's really not bad, shooting feels fine and messing around with powers can be fun but the AI is still absolutely brain dead. Both enemies and allies constantly will go into cover... and then just sit there and do nothing until combat is over, an explosion jars them loose, or they die. When they're not cowering behind cover uselessly, they're typically just charging forward and spamming their powers. I'm playing as a Vanguard, which doesn't really get fun until the sequels with 'Charge'.
- I still like Mako and planet exploration. Yeah, it's all very janky (though I'm using a mod that tightens up the Mako's controls) and repetitive but some of the planets have great atmosphere (the snow one in particular; there's a heavy blizzard effect and you can see the sun just barely peeking out of the clouds) and I like the sense of exploration & discovery they offer. It's a shame they completely cut this in the trilogy sequels rather than scaling it back a bit, making the planets more unique, and the discoveries more interesting.

- The writing has a succinctness to it that I really like. Not sure if it was intentional or the result of voice acting being expensive. Too many RPGs are filled with purple prose and rambling dialogue that goes on for far too long and sounds unnatural; nobody talks in constant fucking paragraphs.
- Party members strike a decent balance between essentially being an ambassador for their species and a unique character.
- Tali and Wrex are still my favorite party members, as they were back in 2012. Tali because I like the quarians and her connection to the geth gives her a good amount of interesting and unique commentary & interjections. Wrex's VO is terrific and his dialogue tends to be either funny or interesting.
- As for the others: Ashley I like, though I wish they'd play up her xenophobia and being a human soldier more (I remember a lot of handwringing over her being xenophobic, which I always thought was stupid -- it's an interesting character trait and it's pretty realistic, humanity is still pretty new to the whole 'aliens exist' thing); Kaidan's boring; Garrus is a bro but I've always found his commentary and interjections to be bland; Liara's plot involvement gives her some good commentary and insight during story quests but I've never found her interesting.
- I wish party members had more interjections and commentary during missions. They have an okay-ish amount during main story ones but are largely mute for 90% of the game's side quests. While it sucked at pretty much everything else, Obsidan's Outer Worlds did this really well.

I'll probably keep replaying through the trilogy. I remember ME2 being my favorite, largely due to the recruitment & loyalty missions, side content, and the DLC, though of course the main plot is kinda shit. ME3 I did not like at all beyond the improved combat and character building, though I never did play the director's cut or any of the DLC (outside of the prothean one).
 
Finally decided to give Legendary Edition a go. Been playing ME1 for the past two weeks or so now and I'm about midway through it; only using a handful of QoL mods and texture improvements.
LE is basically Andromeda remake of trilogy with pinnacle station removed, citadel dlc is meh, if you have a permavirgin male shepard and starts citadel before cerberus base then it becomes crystal clear that the whole thing is like a goodbye letter from the developers basing themselves on fucking fanservice, it opens armax arsenal arena though which you can farm credits with golden points.
I saw this in the Dragon Age thread from @StacticShock
have another
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>great voice acting
>jennifer sounds like a angry mother if renegade or like a bored bitch if paragon

heh, great shit.
 
For as central to the backstory as the Turians were, and as much as Andromeda was obsessed with shallowly copying notes from ME1, I'm shocked their involvement in the game was so minimal. Like, Vetra was probably the most compelling out of any of the squadmates, but that's pretty much it.
I'm still butthurt that the Turian Tomboy romance was in fucking Andromeda and not the main trilogy.
 
LE is basically Andromeda remake of trilogy with pinnacle station removed, citadel dlc is meh, if you have a permavirgin male shepard and starts citadel before cerberus base then it becomes crystal clear that the whole thing is like a goodbye letter from the developers basing themselves on fucking fanservice, it opens armax arsenal arena though which you can farm credits with golden points.

have another
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>great voice acting
>jennifer sounds like a angry mother if renegade or like a bored bitch if paragon

heh, great shit.

I'm a FemShep Fanatic from the original on 360 to today. Jennifer Hale provided a more commanding, agressive, not letting them get away with shit than the other voice actor. I loved her performance. I tried playing paragon Male Shepard and it was MEH. FemShep was like Ellen Ripley and Sarah Connor all wrapped together. That was what I wanted to see play out on the screen for me. It was fun and different and I enjoyed my time with the series. It died after 3.
 
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