Marvel Rivals - Superhero slop meets overwatch

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Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
I'm like, half convinced the balance team is just some intern with a rubber stamp.

Which normally for a PvP game would be a death knell, but between the IP and the heavier focus on the Casual rather than the sweat lords, I dig it.
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Casual is all fun and games until some retarded Peni/Nigger Panther tryhard shits the match for everyone.
 
deadpool is pretty based. dps and heal are insane retard bouncing button mashing fun. I don't know what tankpool is even for though. I see no reason to play it over a better tank but I'm not a tanknigger anyways so it's not my problem.
 
Got back into the game and climbed back up to diamond 2 so far. Why the fuck is there a black person in every one of my games playing Thor or Cap and constantly staggering. Then they bitch about heals and say they're handling half the team by themselves. Yeah nigger you're getting consensually gangbanged while we have people walking out of spawn. And not only that, but you're also pulling any surviving healers into danger while they try to save you instead of waiting 10 seconds.
 
Holy fucking SHIT did I just go 5 games in a row where 4 drooling, brain-oozing fucking faggots insta locked duelist and one of them only got a single kill or two on their own the entire game.
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Miragestallio said:
Holy fucking SHIT did I just go 5 games in a row where 4 drooling, brain-oozing fucking faggots insta locked duelist and one of them only got a single kill or two on their own the entire game.
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Got a few days to play the game and try things out. Had a dude earlier instalock Elsa, miss most of their shots then blame me (Ultron) and the other healer Rocket. We won the match but dude was utterly useless with her lol.
 
So how far away is this game from shitting itself like Overwatch?

The latest shit going on seems to be people are complaining that randoms are throwing games and it's very easy to get banned these days for "language".

I probably won't install this shit anyway because it's Chinese spyware and SBMM is a turn off but I figured I may as well ask.
 
NeonFlux said:
So how far away is this game from shitting itself like Overwatch?

The latest shit going on seems to be people are complaining that randoms are throwing games and it's very easy to get banned these days for "language".

I probably won't install this shit anyway because it's Chinese spyware and SBMM is a turn off but I figured I may as well ask.
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Supports are immortal in the right hands, DPS characters are either unstoppable killing machines or throw picks with no nuance in-between, and Tanks are running the game at the moment. Even still people are logging in every day. Every week there are two high quality skins and every month there's a new hero, a balance patch, new team-ups and a gimmick mode or new map.

This game will shit itself when the slave-labour can no longer keep up to this schedule. We've got a year of Avengers movie content promised and the insanely popular PVE is coming back with new characters and maps. My prediction is that in 2 years or so, once Thanos, Ghost Rider, Miles Morales, and other insanely popular characters are added, and the content mill inevitably slows down; that will decide if this game will die or not.
 
Metamorpho said:
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REEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE MARVEL RIVALS FEATURE HOT WOMEN
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Doesnt this retard faggot realize that this is a pose she does when shes stealing shit? Like i would kind get the argument if she was doing some weird pose she has never done or would do just for the appeal, but still imagine complaing about how a sexy woman is sexy.
 
00R-Gundam said:
Doesnt this retard faggot realize that this is a pose she does when shes stealing shit? Like i would kind get the argument if she was doing some weird pose she has never done or would do just for the appeal, but still imagine complaing about how a sexy woman is sexy.
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The average Modern Marvel fan has never read a comic and is more an MCU fan. Coincidentally these types of fans are the most likely to sperg about things “Not being Appropriate” on Social Media.

Which to the devs credit, they’ve done pretty much the smartest thing they could in largely not listening to Social Media tards
 
I do not believe anyone is genuinely outraged with Black Cat’s design. Every tweet I’ve seen complaining about it almost definitely botted, 2-3k likes with no comments.

Same is true with the new support strike which as far as I can tell is a complete fabrication by some blue checkmark black guy farming Elon bucks. I hate streamers and the content creation eco-system games that Rivals and Arc Raiders are stuck in, it leads to constant fake panics over nothing for the sake of more content for idiots to watch.

This season of Rivals might be the best I’ve played, game feels so much better with ultimates happening less. People are using voice chat more, which especially here on EU servers never use to happens unless you wanted to rage at someone. Strong healers like Invis, Cloak and Dagger, and Luna are getting banned in my comp games, but I’ve had a really good time. The support players I’m getting are happy to play less used characters like Rocket and Ultron, and I’ve had to fill a lot more on support because for once it seems there are too many of us tank players.

Black Cat is apparently another dps with 300 health and a Counter Strike buy menu gimmick so hopefully this good streak of balance changes will carry us to next season when Cyclops and Captain Marvel added.
 
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Thanks for the recommendation, been having a blast so far this past month.

I noticed that even though I have a super fast SSD so I load into the hero menu the fastest, I always get forced into the vanguard cuck chair, which is fine. Sitting in the vanguard cuck chair isn't as bad as sitting in the TF2 medic cuck chair or overwatch support cuck chair.

The game scratches that causal, but still challenging itch tf2 gives and overwatch used to have. It's very comfy playing magneto, rogue, venom, and so on. Even when I'm losing I'm still enjoying myself most of the time.

I don't like chink slop, but this is really fucking good and it has cross play so I can play with my console shitter co-workers. I like the decisions these guys have made and they haven't cucked because they're based chinese bugmen who feel no emotions and just want to give the white piggu a decent product.

I'll buy a battle pass when they have skins that I like for characters I like and play. I heard they do reruns.
 
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Fuck Yeah, season 2 is back for 12-13 days.

As a side note, A longterm problem I can see is that it's really annoying to be locked out of duelist most matches as 50% of the hero roster is fucking duelists. Why are there so many wanda niggers? I get it, she's fun and hard to master, but play something else, man.

A 8v8 or 9v9 mode for more causal play would be nice or just focusing on vanguards and strategist for 1-2 years would be nice.
 
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On the one hand, Black Cat isn't going to be selectable in an actual game for at least a month, with everyone wanting to insta-lock the new character.

On the other hand, Black Cat is a melee character, and I'm dogshit with most melee characters, so it's not like I'm missing too much.
 
NeonFlux said:
As a side note, A longterm problem I can see is that it's really annoying to be locked out of duelist most matches as 50% of the hero roster is fucking duelists. Why are there so many wanda niggers? I get it, she's fun and hard to master, but play something else, man.
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We need racially segregated matchmaking because it's niggers in USA and Muslims in Europe who play DPS only and force the rest of us to play the roles the team need. I'm a veteran of 2016 Overwatch so I already have the mental conditioning to just accept I will literally never play DPS.

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You can either except this yourself or be based and just play what you want; but know that your games will be 70% misery because niggers will cry to the high heavens about the team comp but refuse to swap to support or tank.

Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Black Cat is a melee character, and I'm dogshit with most melee characters, so it's not like I'm missing too much.
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Black Cat's design is a fucking mess, I do not know what they were thinking. She feels like a jumble of abilities. Even ignoring the 3 page of notes she has on her hero info page, it's utterly bizarre to give this all to Black Cat; a bitch that steals from people and has sex with Spider-Man to get away with it.

With the rate they're going with these hero designs, Season 10 is going to drop Paste Pot Pete and you will have to file his taxes and help him make sound investing choices, just for incremental damage increases or something.
 
HealthHazard said:
I'm a veteran of 2016 Overwatch so I already have the mental conditioning to just accept I will literally never play DPS.
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I can relate, I played Overwatch from 2016-2018 and was forced to play Lucio or Mercy 50-75% of the time, but that was a much better time. Nowadays, you're on a F2P game with crossplay on so you have to deal with literal console fag niggers.

HealthHazard said:
You can either except this yourself or be based and just play what you want; but know that your games will be 70% misery because niggers will cry to the high heavens about the team comp but refuse to swap to support or tank.
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I turned voice text/chat off because I have no desire to argue with faggots and niggers about what I should do and potentially get a timed account ban. If they want to interact with me, they can ping shit, request a hero, or just fucking ragequit so someone else more cooperative can join; talking isn't needed 80-90% of the time in casual mode. It's less stressful and more relaxing that way.

It'd be nice if the duelist main faggots were atleast good at the game, but most of the time they have to be carried.

when I stop giving a fuck in a match, I just go punisher (or, black widow if he's locked, or another similar annoying duelist) and just laser enemies/kill steal for the rest of the match from afar. This works at times, I overturned quite a few matches like this.

I just bought the daredevil born again punisher bundle and I will play him and you will seethe.

Most black cats I've been with/fought against so far have sucked nigger cock which isn't surprising. Her buyable abilities don't seem that great.
 
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