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Yeah fite @Ass Manager 3000, you dumb cuck.
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Maybe this came up earlier and I've simply forgotten it and the answer is somewhere in the recesses of the thread:
But what topic did he challenge us to debate on again?
But what topic did he challenge us to debate on again?
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DrChristianTroy
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Honestly only thing I got out of this is that dude is kind of a puss and would lose a fist fight. Was the right pic a selfie?
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May as well be. One of the guys who he was trying to bait before is a big, jacked black guy who trains. Charles wouldn't even stand a chance.
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It's not that Chuck the Cuck would lose a fist fight, it's that he would lose a fistfight with a potted plant.
Charles Gellman is such a pussy that his barber gives him a haircut and a shave and charges him for a Brazilian wax.
Charles Gellman is such a pussy that he got beat up in school and schoolchildren regularly beat him up to this day.
Charles Gellman is such a pussy that his dentist had to consult a gynecologist during a root canal.
Charles Gellman is such a pussy that his local suicide hotline stopped taking his calls back in 2006.
Charles Gellman is such a pussy that the Vagina Monologues were based on his life.
Charles Gellman is such a pussy that he gets a yeast infection every time he eats bread.
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Chucky is so dumb when God was handing out brains he thought he said rain and put up an umbrella.
Chucky is is dumb his teacher asked him how high he could count and he said shoe.
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The more of Gellman's work I read, the more I see he tries to take credit for business-level lessons on social interaction. If you strip out his staggering leaps of logic, lunatic rants, and personal vendetta against his mother, you'll find the remaining 4% of his e-book is just networking geared toward first impressions.
Specifically, he bastardizes courses on self-conduct and mindfulness. Used correctly, this teaches all kinds of excellent skills, such as generating a personable atmosphere that helps people feel comfortable around you, mimicking someone's positive body language to foster a good mood whenever you want, and speaking to people in such a way that they remember you fondly. Great stuff for any up-and-coming successful person.
So Gellman has this information sitting around somewhere, and has memorized it to some degree. He could just go teach it, and he'd earn large wads of cash giving corporate seminars, but fuck that shit. Gellman splices in his manifesto, shoves ugly photoshop memes into every page, gives the whole thing a once-over with his capslock on, then sells it as a means of indoctrination into his message board cult.
Just wow. He really smashed through rock-bottom in his own unique way.
Specifically, he bastardizes courses on self-conduct and mindfulness. Used correctly, this teaches all kinds of excellent skills, such as generating a personable atmosphere that helps people feel comfortable around you, mimicking someone's positive body language to foster a good mood whenever you want, and speaking to people in such a way that they remember you fondly. Great stuff for any up-and-coming successful person.
So Gellman has this information sitting around somewhere, and has memorized it to some degree. He could just go teach it, and he'd earn large wads of cash giving corporate seminars, but fuck that shit. Gellman splices in his manifesto, shoves ugly photoshop memes into every page, gives the whole thing a once-over with his capslock on, then sells it as a means of indoctrination into his message board cult.
Just wow. He really smashed through rock-bottom in his own unique way.
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We still don't know. He went straight to KEYBOARD WARRIORS and LIVE DEBATES, and never even mentioned a topic, or tried to argue with us.
It's not like Marjan where someone said "Rape is Bad" and then he goes off on a tangent about "Rape is good because Guatemalan truckers just want matar and tomar".
Someone just made a thread for him, then he shows up screaming KEYBOARD WARRIORS and posting his shitty memes. He never brought up a topic.
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Whoops.
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Alternatively I will fight you irl with my fists.
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I posted the information on how to contact him some pages back but it'd be pointless now; he locked himself away in his magical little kingdom and now you have to beg the duke just to get inside the walls of his festering shithole. Basically all he's doing is screaming out to everyone to 'come at me, bro!' while simultaneously ensuring you can't get near him by putting up a barricade where he can blubber and bitch about how scared you are to 'debate' him. He's that little shit in everyone's family. He talks big, acts big, calls you names until you're bending his arm behind his back and he starts screaming at the top of his lungs so you let him go; then he goes right back to doing it again...he knows he can't win so he just keeps repeating the same fucking tactic until you give up, thus claiming victory for himself and pumping up that ego.
...And you gotta pump up your ego when you caught your wife fucking a black dude and you're too much a cuck to divorce her cause she'll get half your shit since your stupid ass was too stupid to sign a prenup; I mean come on, Chuck, did the Dating Doctor really think his bullshit concepts were 100% foolproof? You keep telling yourself she's moved on, that she's keeping her promise...but you know deep down inside she's sneaking off to see him here and there.
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Yeah. Manhood's a cuck. But he's our cuck.
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DrChristianTroy
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Ha, classic burns. Shit warms my heart.
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In prison, there are people they call "Cell Warriors". Cons who shit-talk and act like they're the toughest shits on earth but the moment their cell door is opened up, their bravado evaporates.
This is Chucky Cuck Gellman, he is a Cell Warrior in the classic sense. Demanding a one on one debate and when his identity got found out, he shit his pants with the force of a shotgun blast and hid in his hugbox forum.
If he were in prison, he'd be the bitch of every motherfucker on his block.
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>Implying he doesn't already take it up the ass from his wife's bull.
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Wait waaaat?
I don't understand. You're calling out the professor where he won't be able to see it? You do realize they have a debate section right with simple instructions for how to debate them. Why make the challenge here where it won't be seen? Is it because you can't figure out the directions? Is it just so you can look tough to strangers on the internet? That's just not very impressive is it.
I would look forward to the professor tearing you a new one but sadly like every other keyboard warrior out there you seem only as brave as your home row keys will allow. Maybe one day you'll get up the courage to face him and then the world will know just how much sense you make when you don't have your fellow 12-year-olds working to validate your existence behind an anonymous keyboard.
As long as I've attended the academy I have never seen the professor back down from a single critic. However, I have seen countless keyboard warriors just like you make all kinds of brave challenges where no one will see them and worse yet where you don't actually have to back them up. Don't bother responding to me. This is the last time I'll post. I can't believe I wasted my entire time reading through this sad testament to loneliness and social rejection by hyperactive high schoolers. Enjoy your bravery. I'm just not impressed.
