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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
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@MarvinTheParanoidAndroid fixed. Net's being playing up so I think it broke when I uploaded them originally

Trickie said:
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Conveniently avoids the rest of the parts where we out-logic them.
 
Trickie said:
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So now he's taking our advice in archiving our posts, despite saying he wasn't going to & he still refuses to argue with us here on our terms?

Pussy.

ActualKiwi said:
Damn, some of the begging and bullshit that goes on over there.. for an apparent bunch of "men" they act like little kids..
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"I can't get laid", "I g-get scawed when I tawlk to people", "I suck at vidya games", "I don't have a job", "I'm too effeminate", "I don't have money", ect.

"I need this academy!"

What a loserdom.
 
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Repetition does not a good argument make.

ActualKiwi said:
Damn, some of the begging and bullshit that goes on over there.. for an apparent bunch of "men" they act like little kids..
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Ah, yes. A cult grooming tactic to make plebs believe that this guy has all of the answers. The idea is to break them down and build them back up again through repetitive rituals. Scientology does that, too.
 
HickoryDickory said:
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Ah, yes. A cult grooming tactic to make plebs believe that this guy has all of the answers. The idea is to break them down and build them back up again through repetitive rituals. Scientology does that, too.
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Yeah, there's been a fair few comparisons between these guys and a full blown cult, and so far the majority of the bigger red-flag behaviours/tactics completely fit..
 
So, this guy is probably just trolling.

A. His "book" is a 100% ripoff of a book written by some African guy named Haz Baltazar
Source: http://www.scribd.com/ doc/273306288/Principles-101-Feminism-Manhood-and-You#scribd

Haz' Facebook can be found here https://www.facebook.com/haz.baltazar (A look at the scribd profile for Haz and the facebook profile for Haz suggest it is the same person.
B. The powerword we thought e had [Nicolai Hajrandan] cannot be found through any people search site

C. Just grabbing random sections from the book you go to all corners of the internet... hes like on every creepy message board

Example: Google the following
Addressing your poor social skills requires more than just changing your wardrobe or learning how to say ‘cool’ things. Before you can develop a practical view of social interaction, your own delusional perspective must be exposed.

This took me here:
http://forum.casanovacrew.com/viewtopic.php?f=61&t=16409&start=20
 
How come nobody has mentioned this dude's profile picture looks fake/Photoshopped?

https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/xengallery/63/63646-d53ee9f2274393f047f3918e618edaea.jpg

Seriously, what the FUCK is going on here? What are those white blotches on his skin? They look so unnatural; everything about this photo is unnatural. Is that a result of him trying to Photoshop out his acne or some shit? Why are his eyes so far away from his mouth? The shade of his lips is edited. Why is the bridge of his nose so long? That looks fake too.

What is the source on this image? It says "Cuckold" at the top... Is it actually him or did someone post this as a joke? Because it seriously looks like a joke to me.
 
The sister site has several guides for women including cooking, cleaning and blowjobs. The later one being the longest (by far)

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After a long day of bullshit at the office, your man wants to come home and relax. He doesn't want to hear your bitching and whining. The best way to start and end his day is with some devoted suction. Get on your knees and thank the man who protects you at night.

Don't just use your teeth and ruin it by turning it into a cheese grating contest. Get the job done right with some pro tips. The best way to keep his eyes off his secretary's ass is to keep them glued to the top of your bobbing head.

His cock isn't going to suck itself!

The Art of The Blowjob

Blowjobs can be given before your man sleeps, when he wakes up, when he takes a shower, and after every meal. The great thing about blowjobs is that if you're too lazy to have regular sex, you can just get on your knees and suck away.

The perfect way you can greet your man after he comes home from his job that keeps the roof over your head is to smile lovingly, stare up at him while you get on your knees, and suck like it's the 7-11 Slurpee Olympics.

Also it's very important to make sure his balls are proerly taken care of. Don't just wait for him to ask. Take an active hand in making sure his balls are properly drained.

Disclaimer: You should suck according to your man's wishes even if it contradicts this list.

Blowjob Basics

DO'S

1. Look up at him into his eyes. This is key.

The eyes are the most expressive part of the body. They add a whole new dimension of sensuality to the blowjob. Don't be one of those lazy whores who has to be told over and over to look up.

2. Use your lips:

Brushing your lips across his cock isn't the most intense sensation you can give him, but again, this is about the sensual appeal. Use your lips as foreplay. Start by kissing every inch of the penis and balls. When the actual sucking begins make sure that you occasionally brush the head across your lips like so.

3. Use your tongue:

Many women complain about their jaw gets tired from "blowing". Swishing your tongue back and forth underneath his shaft provides an easy alternative to chronic lockjaw. Use your hand to jerk him off by mimicking the pressure of your pussy. Yes, even with blowjobs, learning to work smarter not harder still applies (but definitely work hard).

4. Make it wet:

If his tool isn't glistening like a popsickle, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. Every second of the job his tool should be cleaned and well oiled.

5. Proper Attitude:

A willing-to-do-anything-to-please-him attitude is the most effective strategy you can bring to a blowjob. If this is missing, it doesn't matter your sucking technique puts Jenna Jameson to shame. A bad attitude is like cold water to a happy boner. This will cause him to fuck your hotter sister. Your submissive attitude should carry into everything, especially blowjobs, as it's your best defense against infidelity.

6. Put your best ball forward:

The balls are commonly referred to as the step-children because lazy whores don't give them any attention. Make sure you worship them like a pair of twin phoenixes rising from the ashes of Boxer Island. Your man's balls are the reason you exist! Keep this in mind when fatigue sets in and you feel like giving up. Never leave a ball on the field of battle.

DONT'S

1. Toothjobs:

Don't bite the dick, you dumb whore. Don't treat your man's penis as if you were Rosie O'Donnel fighting over a Dodger dog.

2. Never complain:

The best way to prevent a well-deserved backhand is to keep your mouth shut. Or in this case, full.

Advanced Techniques

1. Deepthroat:

If you can't deepthroat, fear not. Your man will be more than happy to let you practice. Throwing up is always a risk. Believe it or not guys actually like it when you have a gag reflex. Like most English chaps, they enjoy a spot of tea and a hint of choking. If there's a string of saliva that connects the cock to your lips, it's a good sign.

Blowjob Accessories

1. Pop rocks:

These are a nice little accessory to your everyday blowjob. They pop in your mouth and add a new tingly sensation to his cock.

2. Certs:

Go easy on these little devils. The mint in your mouth will increase the overall sensitivity of the cock and add a new level of pleasure to task.

3. Ice:

Warning: may cause happiness.
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I see you have a serious case of the 'tism..yes, that's shopped.
Aaron said:
How come nobody has mentioned this dude's profile picture looks fake/Photoshopped?

https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/xengallery/63/63646-d53ee9f2274393f047f3918e618edaea.jpg

Seriously, what the FUCK is going on here? What are those white blotches on his skin? They look so unnatural; everything about this photo is unnatural. Is that a result of him trying to Photoshop out his acne or some shit? Why are his eyes so far away from his mouth? The shade of his lips is edited. Why is the bridge of his nose so long? That looks fake too.

What is the source on this image? It says "Cuckold" at the top... Is it actually him or did someone post this as a joke? Because it seriously looks like a joke to me.
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Looks like we might be getting that debate soon

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PainBot: Welcome to Manhood Academy! Guests must register to type in the chatroom! To take a tour CLICK HERE!
(05:29:09) Professor: a link
(05:29:29) MasterDisaster: Sure, you got it. I'll even post it as pic.
(05:29:43) Professor: whatever floats your boat
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(05:30:16) MasterDisaster: Water, though I have settled for jello in the past.
(05:30:56) Mental: I Enjoyed the My First Day At Manhood Academy. can you post more videos along these lines?
(05:31:10) Professor: mental can you fuck off? thanks
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(05:34:28) Mental: yup see ya later!
(05:34:50) deadbrownapple:
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(05:34:56) Professor: much later please
(05:36:50) MasterDisaster: Alright prof, I posted it as you suggested. Hopefully this will clear up any and all muckups.
(05:38:05) Professor: it won't because those cowards aren't interested in clarity. they're interested in covering their asses. but at least we can say you informed them.
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(05:38:35) MasterDisaster: Well I'm a dapper fellow. Manners and what not.
(05:40:35) Professor: dapper or not, i just want you to speak your mind and not end up like a politically correct faggot censoring himself during the debate
(05:40:51) Professor: looking forward to you being able to afford a webcam so we can get it on
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(05:43:31) MasterDisaster: This was a delightful conversation. I need to get back to my own little projects so I'll you to yours for now. Have a dapper day.
(05:43:48) Professor:
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Diplomatically speaking, I just have to ask what the ends of a verbal catfight with someone who LOVES mad is going to accomplish? It seems as though you're constructing something that will be a recursive system here, where this guy gets to spam pix and copypaste while 10-15 people scream at him how stupid he is. Both sides will get off on it, but will it accomplish much else?

You have heard how he acts when he "debates", the most cogent and elegant point will not matter, you will never take ownership of the conversation because essentially conversation and debate will not exist. You're an ear that will take the rage and hopefully (for him) get worked up enough to return it. He wants you to get passionate and engaged so he can feel like he is in control.
 
yawning sneasel said:
but will it accomplish much else?
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Not really, but this site hardly yields anything productive beyond a GDP measured in autism. If MasterDisaster want's to interview him, doesn't moralize or gets salty, and collects info about the cow from the cows mouth then I don't see what the problem is.
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
The sister site has several guides for women including cooking, cleaning and blowjobs. The later one being the longest (by far)

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Boy, they sure know a lot about giving blowjobs, don't they? Interesting, considering that they certainly don't seem like the type of people who get blowjobs. Makes you wonder.
 
Null said:
Why bother moderating him? Let him chimp.
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The guy has a Verified account and it's not like we haven't banned socks in the past. He can keep his shitposting if he decides to keep it to one account.

You know, to simplify things for the Google results.

yawning sneasel said:
Diplomatically speaking, I just have to ask what the ends of a verbal catfight with someone who LOVES mad is going to accomplish? It seems as though you're constructing something that will be a recursive system here, where this guy gets to spam pix and copypaste while 10-15 people scream at him how stupid he is. Both sides will get off on it, but will it accomplish much else?
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@MasterDisaster has some history with dealing with particularly dense and argumentative cows like the defunct PAB. In all likelihood, he isn't planning on "debating," but simply trying to mine every single retarded claim from them and their mods so we can laugh at the insanity. At the end of the day, these guys seem to revel in making people mad and making themselves look smart with a smug comment, so victory isn't a matter of proving them wrong, but making it impossible for them to claim that they proved you wrong.

... Well, that, and winning an Internet slapfight is an autistic cause to begin with.
 
Aaron said:
How come nobody has mentioned this dude's profile picture looks fake/Photoshopped?

https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/xengallery/63/63646-d53ee9f2274393f047f3918e618edaea.jpg

Seriously, what the FUCK is going on here? What are those white blotches on his skin? They look so unnatural; everything about this photo is unnatural. Is that a result of him trying to Photoshop out his acne or some shit? Why are his eyes so far away from his mouth? The shade of his lips is edited. Why is the bridge of his nose so long? That looks fake too.

What is the source on this image? It says "Cuckold" at the top... Is it actually him or did someone post this as a joke? Because it seriously looks like a joke to me.
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So let's recap:

keyboard warriors: Manhood Academy is full of shit! We're L33T keyboard warriors and we're soooooo brave and smart!

Manhood Academy: Let's see who's really brave and smart. Let's have a live webcam debate. But we'll just record the audio and distort the voices to protect your anonymity as we've done with all our critics in the past, and post the results on youtube and let the public be the judge of who's really full of shit.

keyboard warriors: is that all you got?

Manhood Academy: um....didn't we just call you pathetic scared faggot keyboard warriors out to a live debate?

keyboard warriors: we're too mature to debate! we're too [insert L33T excuse] to debate!

Manhood Academy: ok....so........bye?

keyboard warriors: hahahahahahahahaha! thought so! you're scared! you are unoriginal!!! you are immature!!! we are L33T and enlightened and too smart for you!!!!! Our keyboard warrior lives are the pinnacle of bravery and demonstrate social competence! we are not lonely losers living in our mommy's basements pretending to be something we're not! we really are cool as fuck!!!

Manhood Academy: k

head keyboard warrior: I banned them to prove how cool and tough we are! that will teach them a lesson!!! they will never fuck with the keyboard warrior gods!!! oh and i'm removing all links to their live debate challenge so we can claim that they are ducking us too!! we'll pretend that we actually challenged them to debate and ran off scared even though they have the record to prove that they face their critics as all their debates are posted already on their youtube channel and we..... well we have um.....claim after internet claimtouting our bravery!!! they just have actual debates. we have the word of internet warriors that we are brave! we are so sneaky and cool!!!! we are the L33T3st keyboard army around!

The end.
 
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