Man Thinks He's an Elf.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4468954/Man-spends-25k-plastic-surgery-elf.html

'I consider myself trans-species': Fantasy fan transforms himself into an ELF with £25,000 of plastic surgery including full body hair removal, skin bleaching and eye colouring
  • Luis Padron, 25, became obsessed with elves after being bullied as a child
  • The Argentine became determined to look like his favourite fantasy characters
  • Now has a £4,000-a-month ritual applying creams, dyes and treatment
  • He has almost spend more than £25,000 on surgery including liposuction on his jaw, a nose job, full body hair removal and operations to change his eye colour

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I'd do him tbh.
 
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At least he's pretty. If he was a fat 45 year old basement dweller then it would be just sad. Well it's still bizarre because he insists he's an elf like Tingle insists he's a fairy boy. You can't be trans species. Especially if the species does not actually exist. But he does already possess the right look. I'm sure he'll look great at conventions. He probably gets a lot of whatever brand of genitalia he's into.

But someday he's going to get old. Hopefully he has good genetics on his side. But if he doesn't want to look ridiculous he better update his look as he gets older. Nothing sadder than an old elf.
 
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