Man Thinks He's an Elf.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4468954/Man-spends-25k-plastic-surgery-elf.html

'I consider myself trans-species': Fantasy fan transforms himself into an ELF with £25,000 of plastic surgery including full body hair removal, skin bleaching and eye colouring
  • Luis Padron, 25, became obsessed with elves after being bullied as a child
  • The Argentine became determined to look like his favourite fantasy characters
  • Now has a £4,000-a-month ritual applying creams, dyes and treatment
  • He has almost spend more than £25,000 on surgery including liposuction on his jaw, a nose job, full body hair removal and operations to change his eye colour

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I'd do him tbh.
 
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Still less ugly and more feminine looking than all of the Rat King.
 
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Still less ugly and more feminine looking than all of the Rat King.
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Being an elf requires appropriate androgynous looks. Being in a Rat King requires ordinary long hair, hormones and exceptionally poor crossdressing skills.

This guy doesn't look too bad; before his reason fled into Valinor, he didn't look too bad as well. But his red contact lenses (?) are absolutely atrocious.
Also, that fucking eyeliner makes him look like a Bratz doll. Does being an elf require creepy large eyes?
 
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For everything that's hilarious about this story, I gotta admit, the dude does look like an elf.
 
so if he's not human doesn't that mean he can't have sex with anyone because that would be bestiality or zoophilia or whatever?
 
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