Man Thinks He's an Elf.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4468954/Man-spends-25k-plastic-surgery-elf.html

'I consider myself trans-species': Fantasy fan transforms himself into an ELF with £25,000 of plastic surgery including full body hair removal, skin bleaching and eye colouring

• Luis Padron, 25, became obsessed with elves after being bullied as a child
• The Argentine became determined to look like his favourite fantasy characters
• Now has a £4,000-a-month ritual applying creams, dyes and treatment
• He has almost spend more than £25,000 on surgery including liposuction on his jaw, a nose job, full body hair removal and operations to change his eye colour

I'd do him tbh.

 

[millais]

>argentine
>white
no wonder he wanted to bleach his skin

 

[RockVolnutt]

 

[Syaoran Li]

Gary Gygax and J.R.R. Tolkien are rolling in their graves

 

[ICametoLurk]

I've always been a hobbit. Tis why I eat breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner and last not least supper.

If you have any problem with that, then ur a Racist.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

"Elf Poser" only works in Shadowrun you fucking cunt!

 

[RI 360]

I've always been a hobbit. Tis why I eat breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner and last not least supper.

If you have any problem with that, then ur a Racist.

you're not a hobbit, you're just a slaton.

 

[Literally Hitler]

Luis Padron, 25, became obsessed with elves after being bullied as a child

Well that explains it

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I guess Edgar Winter was a real elf.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Coming Christmas 2018: Fag On A Shelf

 

[Chefbot]

 

[Syaoran Li]

It's like this guy saw Mazes & Monsters and thought it was an instructional video.

 

[AnimuGinger]

:autism::autism::autism:

 

[Internet War Criminal]

He looks less like an elf and more like a good old fairy

 

[Syaoran Li]

I like Dungeons & Dragons too and my very first D&D character was an Elf, but for Christ's sake, keep the autism at the gaming table!

When you waste $25,000 on mutilating yourself to look like a fictional creature and then continue to waste $4000 a month to maintain the delusion, something is seriously wrong with you.

 

[Positron]

> £4,000-a-month for various treatments
> The 25-year-old, who sells cosplay merchandise
I have no idea that cosplay merchandise is so lucrative.

 

[RI 360]

> £4,000-a-month for various treatments
> The 25-year-old, who sells cosplay merchandise
I have no idea that cosplay merchandise is so lucrative.

Let's find where ever he's camwhoring and add him to Beauty Parlor.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I'm surprised he's not a member of a power metal band.

 

[Coster]

Skwisgaar's fallen on hard times ever since Metalocalypse ended.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Soon.