Disaster Man Attacked by Wounded Bear While Trying to Take Selfie With It

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...death-selfies-india-odisha-asia-a8335806.html
A man was mauled to death by a bear after he reportedly tried to take a selfie with the creature.

After stopping to go toilet on his way home from a wedding, Prabhu Bhatara is said to have spotted the injured animal in the Nabarangpur district of Odisha in India.

His fellow SUV passengers advised him against trying to take a picture with the creature.

As he sidled up, the creature struck and a struggled ensued. A stray dog also stepped in a bit the bear but its intervention failed to deter the larger animal.

Forest ranger Dhanurjaya Mohapatra said Mr Bhatara "died on the spot."

He added: “The bear is being treated for its injuries.”
 
It warms my heart that survival of the fittest took place here. Dumb ass is told not to do the dumb shit he’s about to do, does it anyway, and is mauled to death. Meanwhile the bear is being treated for its wounds. Godspeed bear.
:semperfidelis:
 
Now we have the flip side to that lion article from the other day so everyone can feel vindicated. What an absolute moron. I wouldn't go near a bear even if it was dead because fuck if I know if it'll wake up and push my shit in. "Don't poke a sleeping bear" is a saying for a reason, though I supposed "Don't snap an injured bear" is more apt.
 
I'd like to say lessons were learned, but they weren't. Either way, one less idiot.

This whole shitting all over the place thing fucks me up. Do they just not wipe? Does every single Indian person just constantly stink of shit and curry? Who sees a large, wounded apex predator and thinks to themselves "I should walk up to it and get a picture after I'm done shitting in the middle of this road"?
 
Take shit, get hit.

Excuse me while I take a selfie with an injured predatory beast after taking a dump.
"Pajeet, Nooo!"
 
Do they just not wipe?

That's why he approached the Bear, a species ultimately more civilised that uses 4ply instead of banana leaves..
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I'd like to say lessons were learned, but they weren't. Either way, one less idiot.

This whole shitting all over the place thing fucks me up. Do they just not wipe? Does every single Indian person just constantly stink of shit and curry? Who sees a large, wounded apex predator and thinks to themselves "I should walk up to it and get a picture after I'm done shitting in the middle of this road"?
I suspect they get a lot more fiber, and are squatting, both cut down on wiping, but doesn't eliminate the need. I have no idea where to start looking for info on the finer points of street shitting.
 
There’s a lesson about nature vs. technology and pop culture here. Something about modern living making us so comfortable that we would actually try to take selfies with an apex predator that’s already having a bad day.
 
Geez, couldn't that guy not photograph himself with the bear? Was it that...
un-bear-able?
 
Here's the video. Distant and not terribly graphic. I wouldn't usually post a vid of someone's last moments, but he did want his fifteen minutes of fame being seen with a bear. It's the least I can do.

Favourite translation: "the beast did not appreciate the good intentions to glorify it in centuries and killed the bored resident of the Indian state of Orissa to death"
 
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Wow, it’s almost like you need to be extremely cautious around wounded animals because they tend to lash out in self-defense or something.

He added: “The bear is being treated for its injuries.”

I’m glad that the bear is being treated instead of shot. It really was just protecting itself; when an animal is wounded and its fight or flight instinct is triggered, flight usually isn’t an option so it has no choice but to stand its ground and fight back. This is also why you need to be very cautious around cornered/trapped animals.

Oh, and never, ever get close to bear cubs, because mama bear will fuck you up.
 
He added: “The bear is being treated for its injuries.”

Good. The bear did nothing wrong. This guy deserves the world's biggest Darwin award.

The bear was likely one of these:
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Sloth bears are endangered. They are regularly abused by street performers who force them to dance. They're sick of being exploited by pajeets. This bear is a hero to all bearkind.:semperfidelis:

They don't even eat people. They prefer insects, honey and fruit. They are afraid of humans and react in much the same way they do to tigers, their biggest predators. No wonder this guy got mauled. The bear likely thought he was doomed to be lunch.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth_bear

Sloth bears likely view humans as potential predators, as their reactions to them (roaring, followed by retreat or charging) are similar to those evoked in the presence of tigers and leopards.[11] Their long claws, ideally adapted for digging at termite mounds, make adults less capable of climbing trees to escape danger, as are other bears such as Asian black bears. Therefore, sloth bears have seemingly evolved to deal with threats by behaving aggressively. For the same reason, brown bears can be similarly inclined, accounting for the relatively high incidence of seemingly nonpredatory aggression towards humans in these two bear species.[37]

According to Robert Armitage Sterndale, in his Mammalia of India (1884, p. 62):

[The sloth bear] is also more inclined to attack man unprovoked than almost any other animal, and casualties inflicted by it are unfortunately very common, the victim being often terribly disfigured even if not killed, as the bear strikes at the head and face. Blanford was inclined to consider bears more dangerous than tigers...

Captain Williamson in his Oriental Field Sports wrote of how sloth bears rarely killed their human victims outright, but would suck and chew on their limbs till they were reduced to bloody pulps.[2] One specimen, known as the sloth bear of Mysore, was singlehandedly responsible for the deaths of 12 people and the mutilation of 24 others before being shot by Kenneth Anderson.[38] Although sloth bears have attacked humans, they rarely become man-eaters. Dunbar-Brander's Wild Animals of Central India mentions a case in which a sow with two cubs began a six-week reign of terror in Chanda, a district of the Central Provinces, during which more than one of their victims had been eaten,[39] while the sloth bear of Mysore partially ate at least three of its victims.[38] R.G. Burton deduced from comparing statistics that sloth bears killed more people than Asian black bears,[39] and Theodore Roosevelt considered them to be more dangerous than American black bears.[40] In Madhya Pradesh, sloth bear attacks accounted for the deaths of 48 people and the injuring of 686 others between 1989 and 1994, probably due in part to the density of population and competition for food sources.[41] A total of 137 attacks (resulting in 11 deaths) occurred between April 1998 and December 2000 in the North Bilaspur Forest Division of Chhattisgarh. The majority of attacks were perpetrated by single bears, and occurred in kitchen gardens, crop fields, and in adjoining forests during the monsoon season.[42] One Mr. Watts Jones wrote a first-hand account of how it feels to be attacked by a sloth bear, recalling when he failed to score a direct hit against a bear he had targeted:

I do not know exactly what happened next, neither does my hunter who was with me; but I believe, from the marks in the snow, that in his rush the bear knocked me over backwards in fact, knocked me three or four feet away. When next I remember anything, the bear's weight was on me, and he was biting my leg. He bit two or three times. I felt the flesh crush, but I felt no pain at all. It was rather like having a tooth out with gas. I felt no particular terror, though I thought the bear had got me; but in a hazy sort of way I wondered when he would kill me, and thought what a fool I was to get killed by a stupid beast like a bear. The shikari then very pluckily came up and fired a shot into the bear, and he left me. I felt the weight lift off me, and got up. I did not think I was much hurt. ... The main wound was a flap of flesh torn out of the inside of my left thigh and left hanging. It was fairly deep, and I could see all the muscles working underneath when I lifted it up to clean the wound."[43]

In 2016, according to a forest official, a female bear had killed 3 people, and hurt 5 others in Gujarat State's Banaskantha district, near Balaram Ambaji Wildlife Sanctuary, with some of the casualties being colleagues. At first, an attempt was made to trace and cage it, but this failed, costing the life of one official, and so a team of both officials and policemen shot the bear.[9]

Holy Krishna! Stay away from these things!:cryblood:

Also...

Sloth bears are expert hunters of termites, which they locate by smell.[22] On arriving at a mound, they scrape at the structure with their claws till they reach the large combs at the bottom of the galleries, and disperse the soil with violent puffs. The termites are then sucked up through the muzzle, producing a sucking sound which can be heard 180 m away.[25] Their sense of smell is strong enough to detect grubs 3 ft below ground. Unlike other bears, they do not congregate in feeding groups. They rarely prey on other mammals.[22] Sloth bears may supplement their diets with fruit and plant matter; in March and April, they eat the fallen petals of mowha trees and are partial to mangoes, sugar cane, jackfruit, and the pods of the golden shower tree. Sloth bears are extremely fond of honey.[25] When feeding their cubs, sows are reported to regurgitate a mixture of half-digested jack fruit, wood apples, and pieces of honeycomb. This sticky substance hardens into a dark yellow, circular, bread-like mass which is fed to the cubs. This "bear's bread" is considered a delicacy by some of India's natives.[26]

Color me unsurprised. If pajeets will drink cow dung shakes then they'll eat bear puke.

Officers in British India often kept sloth bears as pets.[25] The wife of Kenneth Anderson kept an orphaned sloth bear cub from Mysore, which she named "Bruno". The bear could be fed on almost anything (including motor oil) and was very affectionate toward people. It was even taught numerous tricks, such as cradling a woodblock like a baby or pointing a bamboo stick like a gun.[45]

Dancing bears were historically a popular entertainment in India, dating back to the 13th century and the pre-Mughal era. The Kalandars, who practised the tradition of capturing sloth bears for entertainment purposes, were often employed in the courts of Mughal emperors to stage spectacles involving trained bears.[25] They were once common in the towns of Calcutta, where they often disturbed the horses of British officers.[25]

Despite a ban on the practice that was enacted in 1972, as many as 800 dancing bears were in the streets of India during the latter part of the 20th century, particularly on the highway between Delhi, Agra, and Jaipur. Sloth bear cubs, which were usually purchased at the age of six months from traders and poachers, were trained to dance and follow commands through coercive stimuli and starvation. Males were castrated at an early age, and their teeth were knocked out at the age of one year to prevent them from seriously injuring their handlers. The bears were typically fitted with a nose ring attached to a four-foot leash. Some were found to be blind from malnutrition.[46]

In 2009, following a seven-year campaign by a coalition of Indian and international animal welfare groups, the last Kalandar dancing bear was set free.[47] The effort to end the practice involved helping the bear handlers find jobs and education, which enabled them to reduce their reliance on dancing-bear income.[48]

No wonder they instinctively hate humans. We treat them like garbage.
 
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