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The American Hogwarts is called Ilvermorny. They also have their own shadow Congress (but it only has one house, no Senate) to mirror both the US Congress and Wizarding Britain's Ministry. Apparently the American side of the Wizarding World is more relevant in the Fantastic Beasts films, but by the time those came out I had checked out of HP for the most part, so I couldn't tell you much more about them that you wouldn't be able to find in the HP Wiki articles.
The more I learn about Harry Potter lore the more I'm disappointed in how Rowling was so uneducated about history. In the time it took me to smoke a cig I had already come up with a pitch for a Cold War era spy thriller in the HP universe. Imagine a WWII era series with SS wizards.
 
Who says they didn’t and who says the CIA hasn’t been using them?
The CIA kept trying to use prostitutes to dose the American mages with LSD and it really set the program back. It's a good thing their soviet counterparts kept sending all their good magic users to gulag or we would have lost the magic space race.

McGonagall founding the Warmagic Development Group under SOCOM was the best we got.
 
The more I learn about Harry Potter lore the more I'm disappointed in how Rowling was so uneducated about history. In the time it took me to smoke a cig I had already come up with a pitch for a Cold War era spy thriller in the HP universe. Imagine a WWII era series with SS wizards.
I’m pretty sure Rowling wasn’t thinking of whatever it was you want to pitch. Just some simple wizard story at a magic school in a castle.

They are basically outing themselves as still being Harry Potter fans, despite all their pissing and moaning about leaving the fandom because JK wants to genocide trannies or whatever.
I think that was always the case. Then there’s the folks who just go “JK Rowling always sucked” as if they need to convince themselves they’re not just going by some kind of social instruction.
The ones that have really been funny for me are the ones melting down about how Malfoid is unnecessary because "We already have Drarry!", which I guess is a gay Harry x Malfoy ship. Too bad, losers. You already gave up the HP fan scene, leaving it open for new people to make their own fanfic, and not everyone is into gay or tranny shit. Some people want to see fanfics that are straight and wholesome. In other words, fanfic that is NORMAL and not degenerate in some way. Malfoid is a real girl, not some delusional boy playing dress-up in his sister's clothes
That’s a lot of words to talk about a ship where the desire is to see two rivals hate fuck.
 
apparently they call them "Nomaj's" in the states, dont ask me why.
No magics, duh. Gotta vary up your slurs/insults for people that can't magic.

There is likely a non zero percent chance that american wizards have directly fucked with nu age and wiccan types, and an even more non zero percent chance that they made magic guns with death curse bullets.
 
They're not just mad that people are having fun. They're mad because people are having fun with what used to be THEIR toys. "They're can't do that! Those are MY toys, even though I publically said many times I don't want them anymore! They're still MY toys and they're having fun with them in ways I DON'T LIKE!" It's so pathetic and petty.
Some people just want to be bitter. They have grown old, not just in body, but in soul. They threw their toys away, but acted like nobody would ever pick them back up. Spiritual boomer mindset.
The more I learn about Harry Potter lore the more I'm disappointed in how Rowling was so uneducated about history. In the time it took me to smoke a cig I had already come up with a pitch for a Cold War era spy thriller in the HP universe. Imagine a WWII era series with SS wizards.
I know about Rowling from a more academic perspective, when I was on my book writing/publishing arc. Yes i saw the movies with my sister when i was a kid, but it was when i was really into writing and navigating the industry that i learned about her. She is an anomaly. She basically ran through every publisher and agent until she got back to Scholastic, who accepted her. I do not believe she went through the agent pipeline, which is... fucking insane. She was directly negotiating with the publisher. Her personal story is honestly inspiring to any upcoming writer, though its one in a million.

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The more I learn about Harry Potter lore the more I'm disappointed in how Rowling was so uneducated about history. In the time it took me to smoke a cig I had already come up with a pitch for a Cold War era spy thriller in the HP universe. Imagine a WWII era series with SS wizards.

The CIA kept trying to use prostitutes to dose the American mages with LSD and it really set the program back. It's a good thing their soviet counterparts kept sending all their good magic users to gulag or we would have lost the magic space race.
Glowie wizards are terrifying concept when you get down to it. Iirc the killing curse doesn’t leave any trace. The victims are perfectly normal and healthy. The CIA and KGB would work overtime to put that into a gun. Wizards are capable of turning everyday items into portals, so imagine they turn your keys into a portkey to a black site in God knows where. Forget prism, we have NSA wizards.
 
It's similar to how technically Harry's grandmother is known. But most fanfiction people and people who don't actually pay attention to Rowling's ex-cathedra declarations wouldn't know it. If you're curious, it's not that he's related to the blacks that closely. It's a relic from back when people thought that his grandpa was Charlus, and before JK decided to make it a guy by the name of Fleamont.
 
The CIA kept trying to use prostitutes to dose the American mages with LSD and it really set the program back. It's a good thing their soviet counterparts kept sending all their good magic users to gulag or we would have lost the magic space race.

McGonagall founding the Warmagic Development Group under SOCOM was the best we got.
What if the JFK conspiracy wasn't about who really killed him but that the Magic Bullet was actually magic!
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And look who was on the grassy knoll...
I’m pretty sure Rowling wasn’t thinking of whatever it was you want to pitch. Just some simple wizard story at a magic school in a castle.
More proof women shouldn't write anything besides cookbooks and romance novels.
 
I wish I could enjoy this kind of thing still, but I've had too many of my interest groups be wrecked by hentai addicted gooners.
Mirth tax, I appreciate Harry Potter being adopted by chuds. It brings a smile to my face knowing that some balding HRT sasquatch is seething that JK Rowling is becoming a household name again
 
i guess it was inevitable we'd reach a harem phase

"FREDERICA AND GEORGINA WEASLEY, HARRY! TWINS! TWINS, HARRY! AND THEY'RE OLDER THAN YOU! THIS IS THE DREAM, HARRY!"

"You're really making me uncomfortable, Sirius..."

"STOP BEIN SUCH A BLOODY WANKER, HARRY! YER DAD WOULDN'T HAVE HESITATED FOR A SECOND! YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES HE AND YER MUM-"

"He and my mum what, Sirius?"

"...WELL, UH... NEVERMIND, HARRY!"

"Fine. I'll go ask Professor Lupin."

"NO, HARRY! JUST GO FUCK THE WEASLEY TWINS ALREADY!"
 
i guess it was inevitable we'd reach a harem phase

"FREDERICA AND GEORGINA WEASLEY, HARRY! TWINS! TWINS, HARRY! AND THEY'RE OLDER THAN YOU, HARRY! THIS IS THE DREAM, HARRY!"

"You're really making me uncomfortable, Sirius..."

"STOP BEIN SUCH A BLOODY WANKER, HARRY! YER DAD WOULDN'T HAVE HESITATED FOR A SECOND! YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES HE AND YER MOM-"

"He and my mom what, Sirius?"

"...WELL, UH... NEVERMIND, HARRY!"

"Fine. I'll go ask Professor Lupin..."

"NO, HARRY! JUST GO FUCK THE WEASLEY TWINS ALREADY!"
Oh, we got there a long time ago. You should see the female versions of Snape/Ron/twins.
 
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