Malfoid

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Morridowfag said:
plus having literal knights of God trying to stop him from killing someone in dire need of death since he was just stupid rather than malicious.
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Jewboy and the Black Russian may be good guys and good friends and technically they are correct that it would be a morally fraught killing, but sometimes what it means to be a good friend is encapsulated in "Shoot, Shovel, and Shutup" when it comes to people like that habitual shitweasel.
 
The Dude said:
The Malfoid thing has been very entertaining and interesting to watch. Of course, the impotent seeting from the usual suspects of circus geeks and sideshow freaks is always worth a giggle. However, the really interesting thing for me has been all the assorted Skittles-haired "Trans rights are HUMAN rights!" losers chiming in on in. The ones who hate Rowling and pitched the boycott tantrum over the recent Hogwarts video game. They are basically outing themselves as still being Harry Potter fans, despite all their pissing and moaning about leaving the fandom because JK wants to genocide trannies or whatever.

The ones that have really been funny for me are the ones melting down about how Malfoid is unnecessary because "We already have Drarry!", which I guess is a gay Harry x Malfoy ship. Too bad, losers. You already gave up the HP fan scene, leaving it open for new people to make their own fanfic, and not everyone is into gay or tranny shit. Some people want to see fanfics that are straight and wholesome. In other words, fanfic that is NORMAL and not degenerate in some way. Malfoid is a real girl, not some delusional boy playing dress-up in his sister's clothes. Go cry about it, freak losers. And good job outing yourself as still caring about this stuff and showing everyone that you were all lying your tranny asses off when you said you were giving up Harry Potter forever because of muh troonicide. I'll bet you bought that game too, the one you all collectively lost your shit over a couple years back. I'll bet you fucking pre-ordered it while telling everyone else not to buy it.
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All the whinging, comes across as this:
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How DARE people have fun, how DARE they make non cathedral approved art that isn't homosexual slop! Idk nigga, maybe you shouldn't have abandoned Harry Potter for titty skittles.
 
When I first saw this, I had no idea what was going on. Genderbent Malfoy is getting endorsed by chuds and the very mention of it pisses off the bluesky crowd so much that they bullied an innocent artist off the platform, and the artwork is blowing up and being called wholesome by one side and hateful/racist by the other? What a time to be alive.

But then I realized something that lifted my spirits in a way that I wasn't expecting: AI has taken control of art (and by extension, culture) away from the 'neurodivergent'. If regular, normal people weren't able to make all of this artwork this quickly at this scale, this trend would never have gotten anywhere. Unlike Bowsette, a lot of the artwork is pretty modest and it's more funny than anything else. I admit I was weirded out by this at first, but now? I'm alright with it.

dick brain said:
Does the thought of blowing holes straight through pornographers' torsos with a black powder cannon qualify as whimsical?
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I tried thinking of how that could be whimsical and all I could think of was having that scenario go with a sea shanty song sung by pirates murdering perverts.

Like this:
 
Null said:
duhhhhh, retard, the African witches and wizards gain their magical powers through a direct melanin connection to mother gaia, which is taught to them through oral tradition ONLY by the side of brushfire hearths under the immaculate quilt of natural starlight. they don't need these castles in hidden, magic bubbles. the africans have maintained the dark continent so as to keep a natural and direct pipeline to the ectoplasym of the ethereal magical world.
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This is what Abbos learn when they huff gas in the brush, BTW y'all... Cultural appropriatin' cracker-ass Null!
 
McMitch said:
He’s not even lower class. His dad came from a well to do family and his parents had a small fortune, yet still large enough to risk jealousy from the actually lower class Weasleys, by the time they were nineteen. Even the Dursleys were solidly middle class. Harry only lived in poverty due to being the victim of abuse.
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Effectively he lives like a low class child in the beginning.
Abusive parents, deprived squalor, blahblah.
It's the whole nine yards of "muh difficult childhood and I don't know my dad" in a "whimsical" shorthand.
Even has the gifted at sports sub plot.
Pure box checking.

I always contrast it with Dune in my mind where it's also that tired and tested chosen one slop, but at least it's twisted and edgy, it's basically a Malfoy story. High born, effeminate guy becomes sandworm mutant dictator. At least it's subverting expectations.
 
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not william stenchever said:
Hermoine being her self insert and therefore was never going to be the protagonist's love interest
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Of course Harry had to have a love intrest for shallow reasons because she couldnt write a romance. Thats the same reson Harry cant be as hardworking because it takes away from Hermione. So Hermione had to "settle" for her career especially after krum left.

Based Ron though. Gets recognized for being a G and lives off that and his minister wife. Absolutely chad.

Also on another note isnt it also explained that because the wizard population is so small that all of the sacred 28 are distant relatives? I seem to remember that Molly's side is related to Narcissa Black? Given that the Potters and Peverells are old wouldnt Harry be a distant relative of Malfoid? Maybe closer since his grandmother's maiden name is unknown. Food for thought.
 

When Malfoid rejects the Angloid and falls in love with a student from the American wizarding school. Is there an American version of Hogwarts in Harry Potter and are they actually wizards or are they just Muggles with guns and the Angloids think they're magic because guns are illegal in the UK? *insert Harry Potter copypasta about guns and .45ACP here.*
 
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