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I've only seen the first Harry Potter movie and the one with Doctor Who so I have to assume that Luna Lovegood's father being Alex Jones is canon.
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"They're putting potions in the water that turn the friggin' nargles gay! Don't you understand that!?"
"The elites won't tell you this, but Crumple-Horned Snorkack horns are free. You can take them home. I have dozens of Crumple-Horned Snorkack horns in my house right now."
 
Forget Malfoid, I'm all about McGonagall's time in Delta Force:
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Forget Malfoid, I'm all about McGonagall's time in Delta Force:
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The glasses and goofy smile of a evocationist who knows how easy it can be to bathe a valley full of VC in eldritch fire.

The casual smirk of someone who has waterboarded people from the inside with a flick of a wand.
 
I think it’s a cute trend and I agree it would’ve made the story better, coming from someone who thought Draco was very cute when I watched the movies as a kid. A lot of the fanfic and art is good too, although I hate it when they make harry a buff chad. let small scrawny boys be loved too damnit

I will say, the one thing I don’t get is the sentiment that this proves men are the real romantics bc they started writing fanfic for the first time because of it. If you’re really into writing cute romantic fanfic why did you need a viral internet trend to start writing and reading it? If you were a TRUE fanfic warrior you would’ve just been posting it on ao3 the whole time, they allow offensive non-woke stuff like nick fuentes fanfics so it’s not like you’d have to worry about censorship
 
The entire point is it's "character but opposite biological sex" though, not "seperate distinct character" unless someone was trying to world build/explain why they made them act like an oc rather than the character it was supposed to be.
True but like memes and OCs, they will spin off of things like r63. It's still happening in fanfic and is even published today with the serial numbers filed off, see any HP or Star Wars fanfic turned novel turned movie.
 
My English teacher in fourth grade was obsessed with Harry Potter and we would fully read the first Harry Potter book. It was a simpler time then and when books were fun. At the end of the school year, the teacher would have a Harry Potter party for the class. There were chocolate frogs, strange jelly beans, cloaks with witch hats and wands for everyone. We would watch the movie during this. This experience has inspired me into reading Harry Potter in its entirety and many other books.

I remember reading the book by a bookshelf and hearing a librarian tell me that she wished to read through Harry Potter again for the first time. She had reread the entire series 4 times over. It is an interesting read and really simple to get into from the first book. -Bullet Kin.

It is childhood memories like these that no children will ever get to experience again, for they are too disconnected with their cellphones. They also lack the attention span required for books. It is moments like these that are free from the grasp of trannies and politics that allows us to experience a much simpler time. Moments like these are hard to come by and should be experienced with the greatest gratitude. I understand where @WelperHelper99 was coming from.
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Were the evangelicals also assmad over the existence of halloween? A fun book series for children with all sorts of wonder and whimsy at a magical school doesn't seem too far detached from spooky month in general and people love spooky month. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot by being a legion of joyless cunts.
Yeah, absolutely. I knew kids with strict Evangelical Protestant parents who wouldn't let them go trick & treating (much less dress up as HP characters while doing so) b/c Halloween was 'Satanic' and I very much doubt I'm the only one, the Evangelical hate/fear for Halloween was a big enough deal that Jack Chick made tracts about how it'd send your ass to Hell back in the day and even now, Evangelical organizations like Focus on the Family still can't bring themselves to say 'maybe God won't actually smite your kids for collecting candy on Halloween' without essay-length sperging about the spiritual risks thereof first. All the same dreary old beats listed - its purported pagan origins, being a focus for Satanism & the occult, pagans/Wiccans like it (and are conflated with witches/wizards generally) so good Christians shouldn't, etc. - just like I remember them (and as can be seen from the Chick Tract) from all those years ago. And Harry Potter & Halloween have gone hand in hand for 20+ years, in-universe Halloween feasts are a big deal tied up with some plot events in the first couple books, IRL of course Harry Potter decorations, costumes, etc. have been popular this time of year for an age & a half.

These spiritual niggers were very much cut from the same cloth as the Puritans who banned Christmas in the 17th century, annoying fucks who have to make everything & everyone around them as drab & miserable as they are (and if the many televangelist megachurch pastors who turned out to be raging hypocrites are any indicator, if they actually believe what they're saying/doing at all then they're probably also motivated by being afraid of enjoying things too much and 'falling' if presented with anything they find even slightly tempting themselves). In that regard they're a mirror image to the SJWs, and certainly handed proto-SJW sorts lots of free ammunition in the culture wars of the 2000s-2010s with their retardation.

But that's enough sperging about the politics of HP's bashers from across the spectrum from me,

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i don't like malfoid because it's anime goonerbait

i like malfoid because it pisses off trannies

it's a catch all 22 toobz

troons probably secretly jerk off to it though so ya know
 
Nah, it's definitely a female Malfoy. It's genderswapped coombrained tranny slop. It's pretty overt goon material
Stop being a stubborn fool. Troons HATE genderbending. They HATE it because it is troon erasure. I don't understand the exact rationale, but in essence, by making a character female WITHOUT making it a troon, you're a transphobe o algo.

GET WITH THE TIMES!
 
The "Knights Watch" podcast was actually a very interesting deep dive now that I've finished it. Especially since it wasn't so much political sperging. The panel were other fantasy authors, and they were talking more about why this particular meme landed a critical hit.

The big thing they decided on was that "Romance" that is geared towards men specifically has been lacking in literature for a very long time. Which is not a dig at JKR, since JKR is 1. A woman, and 2. Was not setting out to write a Romance. The Harry Potter story however is something most people have universal knowledge of, so they can understand the intent behind the meme. One of them commented that at some point in the early 60's, Romance plots geared towards men became far more pornographic before falling off entirely. At least in the west.

Which tracks in my mind.

The reason the "Tsundere" female archetype and love interest is even considered a strictly "Asian" thing is because Asian authors never went in the more pornographic direction that Western writers did. There were plenty of examples of unobtainable princess types who start out detesting the male lead in Western literature until the mid 20th century. "The Taming of the Shew" by William Shakespeare being one of the biggest examples in western literature. In modern pop literature, you had Aviendah, from the Wheel of Time for example. But again, this is a bad example because Robert Jordan had moved firmly into the Porn camp and his romance plots were very pornographic. And not monogamous in the slightest. Rand Al Thor ends up with three wives and fucks many more. Jordan does play around with the idea between Perrin and Faile, but he loses the plot on that fairly quickly (much like he loses every other plot as his story becomes too big to write).

And even with that, Wheel of Time was started in the 1980s. Its hardly new stuff. So this one meme has triggered a reaction because it essentially lit a candle in a dark void that has been sitting in popular culture for decades now.
 
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I'd enjoy the art more if it wasn't AI. It makes me want to try my hand at it, even though I suck at anime styles.
This is the other thing. The AI Art is what is allowing people to capture the concept of "Malfoid". Lets be real, if Grok wasn't there to happily make the Chuds' dreams a reality, the Tumblr Artists would have already filled the timeline with pictures of Malfoid getting raped by niggers as a demoralization campaign.
 
-- Hoop earrings are ugly and whorish and niggerish and completely unfitting to the supposed high class elitist bitch she is supposed to be
- Basic ass blonde bitch with no real personality
--- Tsundere is really, really fucking gay. More gay than having sex with a man, in fact.
- Does not play around with the whole class conflict angle and treat her as a smug mean girls princess
- Harry Potter as an adult is cringe.

+ Some pictures done in good artstyles are okay, nothing special
++++Makes trannies fucking mad.
++++ Like, really fucking mad.
++++++ Made people realize they can strike back at the castrated, degenerate sex pest freaks from trying to claim all online spaces, media and trends as theirs, which is a massive fucking development. No concrete action has been taken to push back against trannies like this ever before, people just meekly stopped when they demanded something to be canceled. Its absolutely fucking hilarious how they set themselves up for this one, by desensitizing the HP crowd with their relentless kvetching about Hogwarts Legacy and not getting to to cancel it over some big meanie pants tweets J. K. Rowling made. The entire thing has been one big chain reaction blowing up in their face. If the entire fucking troon movement loses mainstream appeal and gets destroyed over this, I'm going to die like Chrysippus
 
This is the other thing. The AI Art is what is allowing people to capture the concept of "Malfoid". Lets be real, if Grok wasn't there to happily make the Chuds' dreams a reality, the Tumblr Artists would have already filled the timeline with pictures of Malfoid getting raped by niggers as a demoralization campaign.
Perhaps. There would be more yaoi and tranny deviancy yes but we would also get normal, straight couple fanart soul.
 
- Does not play around with the whole class conflict angle and treat her as a smug mean girls princess
Actually it does play around with this. Its rather wild how fast the story arc around this has already formed because it creates an entire redemption arc from insufferable spoiled rich bitch to hero at the end in the final confrontation with Voldemort.

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