Make Up Your Own Random Quote

[Mariposa Electrique]

"Once you've blown someone's dad, you realize they're not that scary anymore. "

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[Shidoen]

“The balls cannot seep through the cum, but the cum can seep through the balls.”

 

[Faggitory]

"When you think about it, this site has nothing to do with New Zealand or tiny brown fruits/birds!"

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

"Don't worry they're feathers not dots. They're not gonna rape you."

 

[Retink]

"If you plan to fight the law, don't go in raw."

 

[The Magnificence]

"Who even knew 'explosive miscarriages' were a thing?"

 

[KittyGremlin]

Just to be clear, I'm not a professional 'quote maker'. I'm just an...

 

[Skitarii]

 

[Mayor Adam West]

"My life is a lame 90's sitcom and the recurring joke is I get no bitches. Unfortunately the joke seems to still be funny to God."

 

[Fascist Frederick]

"I put the sensual in non-consensual"

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

"Christ, how much do I gotta pay to get a quote down?"

 

[Shidoen]

Here’s my std advisement to all our lgbtq+ kiwis out there, “Rub your chins before you rub your dicks.”

 

[Shidoen]

Just to be clear, I'm not a professional 'quote maker'. I'm just an...

“Bunch of atheist nigga shit”

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

“Give me your meat flute, and I’ll sing you a song!”

 

[Fascist Frederick]

"When I was little I loved rap music. I listened to it exclusively, drove my parents crazy. I also loved beat boxing. I knew when I grew up I'd be a raper and I would beat box."