Make up a fake Michelle Obama program

[ShahOfIran1979]

In this thread, make up your own fake Michelle Obama style government program.

My ideas:
National Advancement of Retarded Children
MichelleCare (Obamacare+)
Free drag queens for Gaza

 

[Radola Gajda]

New memorial day dedicated to victims of buck breaking.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

National Transgender Day of Visibility.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Mumia abu Jamal Memorial Scholarship Fund
US-Iranian Friendship Library
Weatherman Summer Youth Camp
Tuck-n-Bind: A NGO that provides tuckable underwear and chest binders to young boys and girls with gender dysphoria around the world.